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Ah, the Weekly World News.

How could some of us old ones forget facing this paper standing in the checkout lane?

And, the best part was Ed Anger. I just looked Ed Anger up a little. Here is a taste. Beautiful.

"I’m madder than a hippie with a busted hookah!

Every single day, I read a new story on the computer machine about how this global warming thing was just a scam from day one!
Now it turns out the WWF had something to do with all this baloney. I always knew TV wrestling was phony, but this is ridiculous!

How did a bunch of egghead pointdexters get fooled by what Hulk Hogan thinks about panda bears?

This is worst than last week, when the global warming guys’ “scientific research” turned out to be an article from an old Readers Digest they stole out of the dentist’s office.

It’s like I keep telling you people: these so-called scientists are no smarter than you and me. Some of them are even dumber! Turns out one of the big shot scientists is some weird looking old Indian guy who writes dirty books.

It’s true. And by Indian I don’t mean a real Indian like we have here, with their tomahawks and casinos and so forth. I mean one of those foreigner Indians who eat smelly food and pray to the statues with the fifty arms.

This Indian guy whose been telling us the world is going to explode turns out to be writing porno this whole time. The only “warming” is in this guy’s pants – or whatever it is those people wear.

He needs to go back to snake charming or running the 7/11 or working at the call center, and leave the science stuff to Jesse Ventura! At least he’s a red, white and blue blooded American and not some slimy foreign pervert! Hasn’t this outsourcing stuff gone far enough?"

Yeah, it appears that all that shit being sent over there is creating a black market bonanza for both the Russians and the Ukrainians, selling it to other countries:

Patrick says

I wonder if someone put some burned out cars in the street, then said any Army in the world did it, then would the people believe it because they saw the pictures?

Tenpoundbass says

I wonder if someone put some burned out cars in the street, then said any Army in the world did it, then would the people believe it because they saw the pictures?

Gosh, you're not suggesting our free and fair media would do something like that would you?

Tenpoundbass says

I wonder if someone put some burned out cars in the street, then said any Army in the world did it, then would the people believe it because they saw the pictures?

Heck Yah! they would believe a video game screenshot was real, if the right person presents it to them.

HunterTits says

When you finally get the office on the top floor, but it has a garbage shoot exit.

Also funny how he doesn't have black hair dye in an unemployed budget.

They don't call it surgical mutilation for nothing. Surgical mutilation to treat a delusional mental illness.
https://t.me/Tom
myRobinsonNews/35021

Do they think they have found one of Biden Actor's avatars?
https://t.me/greatreject/34823?source=patrick.net

So, wonder where all that blistering, monolithic wind of overseeing depravity comes from?:
https://t.me/DUMBSandUnderground/27301?source=patrick.net

Et Tu, virtue signaling cunts:

Tired of the subversive and treasonous Soros entities, masquerading their destruction of our Constitution and free speech as 'democracy and free speech'. The 180 degree virtue signaling crap is called out by FCC:

Any group/institute claiming "Open Markets" in a title or department or event means "Rigged Markets"

See also the Closed Door Meetings of the Fed's "Open Market" Committee.

Austin in the pocket of Raytheon. Oh, horrors, how did that happen (clutches pearls).

https://t.me/LibertyOverwatchChannel/6869?source=patrick.net

Fake Tweet, I think, but true.

China owns Biden.

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