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15624   gabbar   2022 May 15, 6:01pm  

Booger says



McConnell and company and their employers must be getting some form of kickbacks from this $40 billion dollars budget for Ukraine?
15627   AmericanKulak   2022 May 15, 7:42pm  

gabbar says
McConnell and company and their employers must be getting some form of kickbacks from this $40 billion dollars budget for Ukraine?




That's been true for over a decade at least.
15629   RWSGFY   2022 May 15, 10:05pm  

FJB says

AmericanKulak says
I went into an OfficeMax/Depot a few years ago, took a leak, heard some belt fumbling.

Then one fay came out, followed by another. One was a store employee. I thought "Can't hold off till the end of the shift?" It was like early afternoon, FFS.


When I was about 8 years old I was taking a dump at Sears while my mom was shopping. Some guy in the next stall wrapped his index finger in TP and stuck it under the stall over to my side. Freaked me the fuck out and I got out of there quick like. Figured it was some sort of gay-sign I was unaware of.


Dude, how the fuck did you even know about existence of gay anything at 8 y.o.?
15631   Ceffer   2022 May 15, 10:53pm  

Just wait til they find out how many have Kurdish DNA:
15632   Patrick   2022 May 15, 10:55pm  

https://nitter.net/bennyjohnson/status/1525845541481025537#m


Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
15h
PELOSI: We have to find out how “we got to a place where we have babies crying in our country because they’re hungry and the shelves are bare.”

Wait until she hears which Party controls Congress and the White House.
15633   Patrick   2022 May 15, 11:18pm  



I think I posted a similiar meme before, but it's just so perfect.
15636   AmericanKulak   2022 May 16, 1:41am  

Ceffer says
Just wait til they find out how many have Kurdish DNA:


Duh, Anatolia was once full of Greek cities with 5 and 6 figure populations until around 1000AD, and then the farmers and city dwellers outnumbered the Turkish herders for centuries after that. No surprise there.
15640   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2022 May 16, 6:50am  

RWSGFY says
Dude, how the fuck did you even know about existence of gay anything at 8 y.o.?
+

I lived in the SF Bay Area. Back in the 70s - early 80s there were actual KKK members living on my street too.

I had never heard the phrase, "Stranger Danger!", at that point but that's sort of what was going through my head.
15641   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2022 May 16, 6:58am  

richwicks says
Unknown to me, tapping your foot as you waited to finally squeeze one out is a sign.


Dude! Yes, that reminds me, he was sort of tapping and twisting his foot too. Creepy as hell but the TP wrapped finger stuck under the wall to my side was what I remember most.

I just used to get bored waiting for my mom to shop so I liked to hit the restrooms and read the stuff on the walls: "I saw you take that shit! Now put it back!!"

That ended after that.
15642   Ceffer   2022 May 16, 7:44am  

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/58532
15644   Ceffer   2022 May 16, 1:29pm  

Those pesky pole ices just won't melt on schedule for the Global Warming paradigm:





15645   Ceffer   2022 May 16, 1:44pm  

Bill Gates (or his proxy body double), looking like he's a serious pint down on adrenochrome, dispenses helpful health advice on CNN:
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/65366
15647   stereotomy   2022 May 16, 1:51pm  

Ceffer says

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/58532


Where's a non-telegraph link? I'd like to see the article because I think this is first of many such murderous rampages staged to influence the mid-term elections.
15648   richwicks   2022 May 16, 2:12pm  

stereotomy says
Where's a non-telegraph link? I'd like to see the article because I think this is first of many such murderous rampages staged to influence the mid-term elections.


https://www.thelastamericanvagabond.com/parents-catch-fbi-plot-force-mentally-ill-son-right-wing-terrorist/

You can find nearly any news article by just typing in around 10 words of the article. That's how I did it.

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffsb&q=parents+catch+fbi+in+plot+to+force+mentally+ill+son+to+be+a+right+wing+terrorist&ia=web

https://thewashingtonstandard.com/flashback-parents-catch-fbi-in-plot-to-force-mentally-ill-son-to-be-right-wing-terrorist/

The article has been copied in multiple places.
15649   Hircus   2022 May 16, 2:36pm  

AmericanKulak says

This is the same reason all the online papers stopped their comment sections around 2014-2015.
They would write their propaganda puff pieces about Trannies, White Supremacy, etc. and the comments were 90% "What a bunch of bullshit. 13/50% Murders! 41% Suicide!" and had to be removed to facilitate bullshit peddling.


My memory sucks, but I seemed to recall the comment sections rapidly disappearing during trumps term, but maybe it started earlier and I just wasnt paying attention. I think it was an election year (maybe even midterms) when google changed their rules so all websites which used google ads / services were held to account on any "hate speech" appearing on their website, which included comment sections, even if they used 3rd party comments like faycebook or discuss. Of course, the expected (and intended) result was tons of websites ripped out their comment sections because policing their comments was unrealistic and expensive, and not worth jeopardizing their precious ad revenue stream. I suspect govt may have made google do this, but it could also have been wokers trying to "prevent orange hitler from winning elections".

This time period seemed to have lots of govt activity in propaganda program changes.
- 2012 or 2013 obama changed or repealed some law from 1950 era that prevented us govt from using propaganda on americans.
- 2016 obama made some more propaganda changes, this time to "help other countries fight russian / chinese disinformation" https://www.portman.senate.gov/newsroom/press-releases/president-signs-portman-murphy-counter-propaganda-bill-law

The thing is I do believe russya and chyna do have large scale propaganda campaigns against us. But I also think the us govt does it too, regardless of foreign campaigns upon us. Seems like a good excuse for our govt to take control and experiment on us.
15650   richwicks   2022 May 16, 2:42pm  

Hircus says
My memory sucks, but I seemed to recall the comment sections rapidly disappearing during trumps term, but maybe it started earlier and I just wasnt paying attention.


It began shortly before the 2016 election since it was becoming clear that Trump stood a real chance of victory.

The ONLY reason to read anything online is to see what the comments are on it. If you cannot comment, are shadow banned, or are censored, you're reading propaganda, and not an article.

The problem with comment sections is that they would rapidly "correct" the author and the articles. There are sites with "fake comments" like the NY Times - you can comment there, but nobody will see what you write. You can check by a 2nd browser in incognito mode that your comment is impossible to find. This happens on youtube as well.
15651   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2022 May 16, 2:43pm  

richwicks says

Hircus says
My memory sucks, but I seemed to recall the comment sections rapidly disappearing during trumps term, but maybe it started earlier and I just wasnt paying attention.


It began shortly before the 2016 election since it was becoming clear that Trump stood a real chance of victory.

The ONLY reason to read anything online is to see what the comments are on it. If you cannot comment, are shadow banned, or are censored, you're reading propaganda, and not an article.

The problem with comment sections is that they would rapidly "correct" the author and the articles. There are sites with "fake comments" like the NY Times - you can comment there, but nobody will see what you write. You can check by a 2nd browser in incognito mode that your comment is impossible to find. This happens on youtube as well.


foxnews as well btw
15652   Ceffer   2022 May 16, 2:57pm  

The elusive Durham finally appears at Sussman trial:

15653   Ceffer   2022 May 16, 2:59pm  

"Practicing my "Durham Media Death Stare Look""
15657   Ceffer   2022 May 16, 3:50pm  

Biden's new press secretary praised for her constraint after hitting only five journalists with folding chairs, calling three 'racist', and nailing two with big gulp caffeine drinks:
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/13054

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