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Ceffer
2022 Jun 1, 4:53pm
Ceffer
2022 Jun 1, 4:53pm
That's easy. A bunch of weapons sold to terrorists and third world countries under the table with lots of kickbacks for the laundering service politicians. Ukrianian soldiers on Donbas front line: "How come we can't get any American weapons that work?" Answer: "We had to sell the ones that worked on the black market, otherwise our customers would get pissed."
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HeadSet
2022 Jun 1, 6:11pm
HeadSet
2022 Jun 1, 6:11pm
Ceffer says
Nothing will happen. Cuomo in NY is directly responsible for the deaths of hundreds of nursing home residents when he forced Covid positive patients to be taken in. Nobody threatened Cuomo with a lawsuit or anything else.
Nothing will happen. Cuomo in NY is directly responsible for the deaths of hundreds of nursing home residents when he forced Covid positive patients to be taken in. Nobody threatened Cuomo with a lawsuit or anything else.
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AmericanKulak
2022 Jun 2, 12:33am
AmericanKulak
2022 Jun 2, 12:33am
How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?
Has become:
Tell me I look like a real woman, Winston!
Has become:
Tell me I look like a real woman, Winston!
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richwicks
2022 Jun 2, 2:28pm
richwicks
2022 Jun 2, 2:28pm
Bd6r says
Doesn't matter, celebrities are photographed with politicians all the time and vice-versa. It's meaningless. Having said that, I don't think so, because Harris isn't looking at the camera
This real???
Doesn't matter, celebrities are photographed with politicians all the time and vice-versa. It's meaningless. Having said that, I don't think so, because Harris isn't looking at the camera
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Patrick
2022 Jun 3, 8:54am
Patrick
2022 Jun 3, 8:54am
https://babylonbee.com/news/archaeologists-uncover-companies-rainbow-logos-from-sodom-and-gomorrah
ISRAEL—Archeologists excavating in the Jordan Rift Valley have uncovered what they believe are the rainbow logos used by companies to promote Pride Month in the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. Samples have been sent to the University of Cambridge for further analysis and, if verified, could prove to be one of the most obvious finds in biblical history.
"It's kind of big news that we found the exact locations of Sodom and Gomorrah," Dr. Henrietta Tombs journalist with National Geographic magazine. "But the quality of artifacts we've found also indicate a super perverted society of groomers, which was to be expected."
According to the Israel Antiquities Authority, researchers have unearthed special edition LGBT wheels, casks of Pride Wine, and rainbow-colored pottery vessels that once contained fig cakes. In addition, a slew of nude statues were discovered in Sodom's town square, which experts are calling "remarkably gay."
At publishing time, archaeologists also believe they have found the remains of Zoar, another of the ancient "cities of the plain" of which Sodom and Gomorrah were a part. Unfortunately, the artifacts found are shockingly homophobic.
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richwicks
2022 Jun 3, 5:08pm
richwicks
2022 Jun 3, 5:08pm
FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut says
Am I a ginger?
I have reddish blond hair, but it was entirely blond when I was a kid.
My beard was definitely red in my youth, but now it's going grey and blond.
I had freckles as a kid - they went away in my 20's although you can see hints of them on my arms still.
I was a fierce atheist so I thought I was a meat robot for most of my life, so I have no soul.
ginger hairy feet.
Am I a ginger?
I have reddish blond hair, but it was entirely blond when I was a kid.
My beard was definitely red in my youth, but now it's going grey and blond.
I had freckles as a kid - they went away in my 20's although you can see hints of them on my arms still.
I was a fierce atheist so I thought I was a meat robot for most of my life, so I have no soul.
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Ceffer
2022 Jun 3, 6:15pm
Ceffer
2022 Jun 3, 6:15pm
I revise my grade for you admissions essay. It is now 'F' for originality.
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/61686
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/61686
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PeopleUnited
2022 Jun 3, 9:17pm
PeopleUnited
2022 Jun 3, 9:17pm
Ceffer says
Not exactly comedy. But yet it is true. When are people going to understand that globalists run the world and essentially own you?
Not exactly comedy. But yet it is true. When are people going to understand that globalists run the world and essentially own you?
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rocketjoe79
2022 Jun 3, 9:38pm
rocketjoe79
2022 Jun 3, 9:38pm
Ceffer says
Proper spelling isn't science, but see spelling errors are...triggering.
Coersion? Really?!?!
Proper spelling isn't science, but see spelling errors are...triggering.
Coersion? Really?!?!
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