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HunterTits says

I did countless hours of MFF, MFM, amateur porn, Anal. But now, "I'm not like that anymore, but want you to treat me like a lady and pay all my bills in return for 2x month grudging starfish sex... if I havvvvve to. You never had and never will have me at my best, now you can have me at my worst."

You never had and never will have me at my best, now you can have me at my worst."

Those serrated pedals are also the bane of stacking bikes on Caltrain. It's like they are perfectly designed to catch on spokes.

I think Apple is getting out of California places to name their OS updates. I see OS Death Valley coming down the line...

I think Apple is getting out of California places to name their OS updates. I see OS Death Valley coming down the line...

https://notthebee.com/article/colorado-man-gets-drunk-steals-a-patrol-car-and-responds-to-911-calls

Funny how the imposter arrived at the scene before the actual cops.

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You know how every once in a while there's a news story about a body found in the wall of a mall?

Well, this one is about a freakin' tomb for The Burger King: