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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,146,942 views  42,266 comments

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17706   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2022 Aug 20, 9:01am  

Ceffer says


"Please don't hang me. I was a Mockingbird whore, yes, but they told me it was for the greater good!"

About Kiera Butler
Kiera Butler is a senior editor at Mother Jones and the author of the book Raise: What 4-H Teaches 7 Million Kids—and How Its Lessons Could Change Food and Farming Forever (UC Press, November 2014).

At Mother Jones, Kiera writes and edits stories about the environment, nutrition, health, and agriculture, including her award-winning column, Econundrums. Her piece about a dietitians’ convention sponsored by McDonald’s was featured on NPR’s All Things Considered.

Kiera’s work through the Climate Desk collaboration has been published in the Atlantic‘s CityLab, Wired.com, Slate, and Grist. Kiera lives in Oakland, California. Her favorite ride at the county fair is the Matterhorn. (You guys ready to go…backwards!?)
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Interpretation - talentless liberal arts major who would have jumped at the chance to have been aide to Goebells. Like Maddow, knows what her mouthbreather audience craves and dishes it up with an extra helping of Velveeta cheese product sauce. Guilty of first degree mass murder.
17707   Onvacation   2022 Aug 20, 9:08am  

RWSGFY says


These agents are accountants first and gunslinger a distant, VERY distant, second.

Until they form their special SWAT teams and come to raid you for not paying taxes on the appreciation of your baseball card collection.
17709   Tenpoundbass   2022 Aug 20, 9:30am  

Ceffer says




Um could it be, that every Pedo in Hollywood has a Pedo documentary in the works? What if that's how they meet and groom their victims?

I don't believe these conspiracies, my theory, which no I don't give much credit, is a better and more plausible theory, than someone or something controlled Ann Heche to crash her car. As for her sitting up in the ambulance, she was probably gasping for air, as her lungs were 90% singed and destroyed. Remember when you would fall when you were a kid and got the wind knocked out of you. Your first instinct was to get up and run around to force an inhale response.
17710   Ceffer   2022 Aug 20, 11:34am  

Anne Heche was getotted mit extreme prejudice. She has joined Tiffany Dover in the spiritual nether world of victims.

"Making a pedo reveal documentary? Flaming CIA car wreck or Alec Baldwin firing squad, your choice."
17711   Onvacation   2022 Aug 20, 12:03pm  

China, Celebrating 9/11/2001.
17712   Ceffer   2022 Aug 20, 12:07pm  

Onvacation says

China, Celebrating 9/11/2001.

Just stop. You are giving Dick and Liz Cheney hard ons. Shrubbie just premature ejaculated.
17713   Tenpoundbass   2022 Aug 20, 12:45pm  

Onvacation says


China, Celebrating 9/11/2001.


Seriously what's the story with this? You mean a Communist regime would rather demolish towers created by a failed Capitalist system. Rather than dole them out in a Socialist Utopia?

I thought Xi was smarter than that. Had he nationalized the failed RE and banking industry, and just handed those empty flats out to Comrades with the best Social credit score. Then there could be a tangible endgame for the citizens to stay in line and go along with it. The Communist system will collapse and fail sooner than I thought they would.

No matter how hard Commies and Socialist talk shit and hype the "True Communism has never been tried" they still fucking refuse to create it, even when they have empty inventory just sitting there hitting the whole world in the FACE!
17716   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2022 Aug 21, 8:46am  

The political humor of Bob Moran:

https://www.bobmoran.co.uk/
17717   richwicks   2022 Aug 21, 10:15am  

Al_Sharpton_for_President says

The political humor of Bob Moran:

https://www.bobmoran.co.uk/


Pretty good:

17718   Onvacation   2022 Aug 21, 10:50am  

Canceled

17719   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 11:54am  

Transhumanist programmed, biochipped lawyers, controlled to only rubber stamp the agendas of the Globalists. What could possibly go wrong.
https://t.me/mrtruthbombchat/518
17720   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 12:03pm  


I had an interesting experience yesterday. I unloaded on a liberal friend, all barrels blazing. I told him he is totally brainwashed, went through the fake news, Covid fraud, Biden opening the borders and methodically destroying the country, the outlandish appointments of trannies and fags to government, the pollution of the schools etc.
He also thinks that the Russians are shelling the nuclear plant in Ukraine. I told him, "The Russians occupy the nuclear plant, why would they shell it." Several times I saw him pause as he was holding mutually contradicting concepts due to casual brainwashing. Brainwashing blocks logical thinking, and I could see his lights go on when he saw that he couldn't hold these concepts together.

He knows something is seriously wrong, but just wants to stay with head in sand. I told him I was sorry to be so assertive and disruptive when I left but he said, "No, thank you, you have given me a lot of food for thought." I think you can only stand in a hurricane for so long denying it's a hurricane before finally trusting your own senses.

Thing is, if he is listening and no longer dismissing me as a conspiracy theorist, is the facade cracking enough for the population at large?
17722   richwicks   2022 Aug 21, 12:19pm  

Ceffer says

Thing is, if he is listening and no longer dismissing me as a conspiracy theorist, is the facade cracking enough for the population at large?


Yes, without question. 20 years ago, I couldn't reach anybody. It's far easier today.

Let me give you some advice:

1) your friend isn't stupid
2) you should listen to what your friend says, and not automatically dismiss it as propaganda. See why he thinks it's true
3) you may be wrong

It's a nightmare to do, but sit down, and destroy all your cognitive dissonance. When you experience it ONE of your beliefs is in correct, eliminate one. If BOTH of them are incorrect, eventually you'll experience cognitive dissonance with the surviving belief, and eliminate that. Just keep working at it and at the end of it you'll have a good idea of how things work.

Another, don't dismiss anything as being "impossible" because "nobody could be that evil!". I consider it a very likely possibility that the chemical attack in Ghouta was done by US, Israeli and Mi6 help. I know the WTC bombing in 1993 was assisted by the FBI. I am quite certain that 9/11 was done with assistance of our own government. I know, with certainty, that the January 6th "insurrection" was mostly done by agent provocateurs to entrap and persecute innocent people who didn't realize that our government "could possibly do that!".

There is nothing beneath them.
17723   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 12:20pm  

Adrenochrome, again. Problem is, like many intoxications, dependency warps thought and leads to manic states of grandiosity and sense of invincibility. Of course, the 'Narcissist Plexus' of celebrities can easily be seduced by the delusion of eternal youth and beauty. The Satanist withdrawal is a bitch.










17724   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 12:58pm  

Corsica and several other places fucked by weather weapons intended to promote fear of Global Warming.
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/71143
17725   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 1:01pm  

People do routinely get shingles and the other diatheses, just not in epidemic numbers after a causative event.
17726   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 1:03pm  

Hmm, somebody seems to know.
17727   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 1:04pm  

All dyanstics have their assassination militias and Praetorians.
17728   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 2:47pm  

LOL! The Joy of Satan. Satanists lie about Satanism and utilize inverse Satanism propaganda ABOUT Satanism. Like, what else would you expect from a Satanist? Double LoLz.

https://joyofsatan.org/
17729   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 2:58pm  

Welcome to the joys of Dem BidenActor Puppethood. You knew it was coming, you just hoped those dangled carrots were real.
17730   richwicks   2022 Aug 21, 2:59pm  

Ceffer says

LOL! The Joy of Satan. Satanists lie about Satanism and utilize inverse Satanism propaganda ABOUT Satanism. Like, what else would you expect from a Satanist? Double LoLz.

https://joyofsatan.org/


This is the current symbol of the republican party:



Note the orientation of the stars. They made this change in fairly recently, I think during the GWB presidency. Why would they do that, when so many people in the GOP are hypersensitive to it?

I honestly think there should be a push to return it to the original image.
17731   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 3:59pm  

Are herringbone skies a signatory of chemtrails and HAARP? They have been pointed out a few times around unexpected weather events. HAARP types seem more distinct than the strictly atmospheric types.
"What causes herringbone clouds?
They form when turbulent vertical currents meet a cirrus layer, creating the puffy cumulus shape. Cirrocumulus clouds can also form through contrails, the vapour trails left by planes as they fly through a dry upper troposphere. These streaks can spread out and become cirrus, cirrostratus and cirrocumulus."
17732   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 4:03pm  

Another camp guard hoping for absolution instead of a noose?

17733   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 4:05pm  

Kinna like MSNBC only surviving because they receive 120 to 200 million a year from the Gates Foundation? If they relied on ratings and advertisers, they would have been gone long ago.
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/30372
17734   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 4:06pm  

Me escaping the Deep State.
17736   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 4:38pm  

State of the state in California election fraud moving forward. You thought mail in ballots were corrupt and no ID voting? Try cell phone voting. Of course, they have the obligatory virtue signaling Satanist inversion titles.
17737   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 4:42pm  

"Excuse me, Ms. Mother of Dragons? How do you feel about the election machines after watching this Moment of Truth Summit? Do you think -..."

"BURN THEM ALL...!"
17738   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 4:44pm  

Round eyes cannot compete with Asian treachery.
https://t.me/drawandstrikechannel/51674
17739   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 4:48pm  

I can hardly wait until they run out that mincing CIA Mockingbird twink Anderson Cooper out on the big monkey pox dildo. "I can lie seductively better, honest! Make me look smarter to fool them."
https://t.me/drawandstrikechannel/51669
17741   Ceffer   2022 Aug 21, 5:16pm  

Fiat printing press money: the mother of all hedge funds, Wall Street chicanery, Globalist money laundering corruption, election fraud and Covid Fraud.
https://t.me/Absolute1776/16284

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