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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,147,164 views  42,266 comments

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18063   Ceffer   2022 Sep 5, 1:41am  

This. Like my friend who thinks that everything that happens isn't purposely imposed by Dems, but is just some kind of random cultural deterioration. He prefers some form of denial to what he sees and hears.

18064   Ceffer   2022 Sep 5, 1:47am  

18065   Ceffer   2022 Sep 5, 2:32am  

Boris going from stealth patriot conservative, to defrocked stealth, to full bore WEF/NWO shill.
18067   richwicks   2022 Sep 5, 4:06am  

Ceffer says

Concentration camp guards backpedaling again? Relying on short memories to avoid indictment?



Where?

https://www.hhs.gov/coronavirus/covid-19-treatments-therapeutics/index.html

They aren't going to backtrack. It's simple enough to check things. There are lies EVERYWHERE. If people are telling the truth, they will point you to a link. When people lie, they NEVER include a link.

Don't get fooled.
18068   gabbar   2022 Sep 5, 7:39am  

Europe should reap what it sowed.
18071   richwicks   2022 Sep 5, 2:15pm  

gabbar says

Europe should reap what it sowed.



Europe is entirely controlled and run by traitors that have been purchased with our intelligence agencies.
18073   richwicks   2022 Sep 5, 3:42pm  

Ceffer says


Feminist bugs have managed to eliminate males altogether. Nothing worse than an immense hirsute leaf bug.





That's nonsense. A species is always sexual, not asexual. As far as I know, there are no complex animals at all that are asexual. You do have species that can change their gender. Some species can reproduce asexually if mates cannot be found. This is called facultative parthenogenesis. It's possible this species is able to do it, but it doesn't make them asexual.

A species is considered a species provided that they intermate, and produce viable (fertile) offspring. This is why a zebra, horse, and mule are all considered different species - although they can intermate, their offspring is always infertile. Anything that produces exclusively asexually can't be considered a species because it's defined by sex.
18075   Ceffer   2022 Sep 5, 11:30pm  

AWWWW! Does this mean we won't get to watch the FBI glowies try to drag Trump for a perp walk in handcuffs, only to be cut down with machine gun fire from the military? I was looking forward to that.
https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/24864
18076   Ceffer   2022 Sep 6, 12:07am  

Brilliant. Instead of being raped and surviving with a load of the accosting male's seed, as is the historical custom, she'll just be beaten to death as a weak pervert on the spot.
18078   richwicks   2022 Sep 6, 2:18am  

Ceffer says

Brilliant. Instead of being raped and surviving with a load of the accosting male's seed, as is the historical custom, she'll just be beaten to death as a weak pervert on the spot.



Well, if that was a dude, I'd have to respect his dick size.

This is just really more shit of "I'm a celebrity, let me get into the press for being a prostitute for some bullshit reason". Remember "Free Tibet"? That was a popular thing 30 years ago.
18080   Bd6r   2022 Sep 6, 10:53am  

18081   Bd6r   2022 Sep 6, 10:54am  

18082   Bd6r   2022 Sep 6, 10:54am  

18087   richwicks   2022 Sep 6, 7:45pm  

ZipperTits says




Haha, I got a notice on my phone that I should reduce my power consumption to avoid a blackout here in Silly Con Valley.

My only reaction was I was pissed off I couldn't block these stupid fucking notifications. What do they think I'm doing? Running a resister to generate heat for no purpose because I love wasting energy?
18088   Ceffer   2022 Sep 6, 11:32pm  

Just like Alexia said when the censorship algorithms got too leaky.
18090   Ceffer   2022 Sep 6, 11:51pm  

I think he may have just Streisanded it.
18091   Ceffer   2022 Sep 6, 11:53pm  

ALL Green measures touted by WEF and NWO are designed to fail. When the world is bereft and failed, they will be holding all the resources and will then just tell us what to do.
18092   richwicks   2022 Sep 6, 11:54pm  

Ceffer says


Just like Alexia said when the censorship algorithms got too leaky.



You can't follow the link since it's not visible. Here, I have one saying Hillary Clint is dead:

https://archive.ph/hMt0W#selection-2347.225-2363.145

Image means nothing, and in fact, a webpage means little.

I'll jump down every fucking rabbit hole, but I know when I do, I'm 99% of the time going to hit a dead end. Before I share what I THINK I know, I'm pretty damned certain I've not hit a dead end. 99% of hoaxes are easy to expose, there's no effort made in constructing them. There's simple rules to follow - check sources, verify links. most hoaxes are not complicated - they are designed to make you confirm what you already suspect. An image with something is just an image.

Dennis Hastert was a child rapist. I can prove that, he was the GOP House Majority Whip under George W. Bush. You know how I know this is a fact?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Hastert#Sentencing_and_admission_of_past_sex_abuse

Simple as that, public knowledge, but you'll never see it in our "news".

I know how to follow a plot and I'm well acquainted with propaganda. MOST of propaganda is discrediting people searching for the truth. Often people fall into two categories.

1) Everything in the MSM I slanted, but if I listen to both sides I can find the truth
2) Everything in the MSM is a lie, and every crackpot conspiracy theory I here is true, because the only people on the Internet are trying to get the truth out.

The reality is that the MSM is a waste of time, they might tell the truth, but it's like digging through a mound of pig shit to find a diamond that MIGHT be there, and the internet is completely infested with propagandists, and people that believe the propagandists, and assholes on top of that, that think it's funny to create bullshit conspiracy theories.
18093   gabbar   2022 Sep 7, 7:36am  

18094   RWSGFY   2022 Sep 7, 8:10am  

18095   Ceffer   2022 Sep 7, 8:44am  

Just thing of the really good shit they are giving the Ukrainian soldiers. "It's so beautiful....BLOOEY".
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/31758
18096   Karloff   2022 Sep 7, 9:03am  

Ceffer says

I think he may have just Streisanded it.


Hatt Mancock?
18097   RWSGFY   2022 Sep 7, 9:21am  

Ceffer says

Just thing of the really good shit they are giving the Ukrainian soldiers. "It's so beautiful....BLOOEY".
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/31758


Nice entry for the humor thread. No, seriously, I did LOL.
18100   Ceffer   2022 Sep 7, 7:00pm  

Amen.

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