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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 3,138,708 views 42,178 comments
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Ceffer
2022 Sep 23, 10:31am
Ceffer
2022 Sep 23, 10:31am
How the wheel of fortune turns. Russia instructing us how to run an honest election.
https://t.me/asbmil/5586
https://t.me/asbmil/5586
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RWSGFY
2022 Sep 23, 2:06pm
RWSGFY
2022 Sep 23, 2:06pm
Ceffer says
Still hasn't recognized the Crimean sham "voting" after 8 years, LOL. Actually, nobody has.
Yet, LOL!https://t.me/asbmil/5586
Still hasn't recognized the Crimean sham "voting" after 8 years, LOL. Actually, nobody has.
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Ceffer
2022 Sep 23, 2:19pm
Ceffer
2022 Sep 23, 2:19pm
To be perfectly fair, he was just the middle man jocko homo Manchurian.
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Ceffer
2022 Sep 23, 2:22pm
Ceffer
2022 Sep 23, 2:22pm
That's all we needed. Fag and Tranny Fentanyl:
"SACRAMENTO – The California Department of Public Health (CDPH) this week warned school leaders about a new and concerning “rainbow fentanyl” drug that may interest youth. In a letter to superintendents and charter school administrators, CDPH Director and State Public Health Officer Tomás J. Aragón warned that “rainbow fentanyl” is a potentially fatal drug found in pills and powders in a variety of bright colors, shapes and sizes that could attract young people.
“Rainbow fentanyl can be found in many forms, including pills, powder, and blocks that can resemble sidewalk chalk or candy,” said Dr. Aragón. “Any pill, regardless of its color, shape, or size, that does not come from a health care provider or pharmacist can contain fentanyl and can be deadly,” he said.
In its letter, CDPH points to a recent warning from the United States Drug Enforcement Agency that notes the highly addictive and potentially deadly “rainbow fentanyl” has been found in at least 18 states.
Anyone who encounters fentanyl in any form should not handle it and should call 911 immediately.
Recognizing the signs of opioid overdose can save a life. Here are some things to look for:
• Small, constricted “pinpoint pupils”
• Falling asleep or losing consciousness
• Slow, weak, or no breathing
• Choking or gurgling sounds
• Limp body
• Cold and/or clammy skin
• Discolored skin (especially in lips and nails)
It may be hard to tell if a person is high or experiencing an overdose. If you aren’t sure, treat it like an overdose. Here are the steps that could save a life:
1. Call 911 immediately
2. Administer naloxone, if available
3. Try to keep the person awake and breathing
4. Lay the person on their side to prevent choking
5. Stay with the person until emergency help arrives
Get more facts about Fentanyl from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).
Some California schools have created naloxone policies in response to increases in opioid overdoses among youth. Naloxone is a life-saving medication used to reverse an opioid overdose. CDPH encourages schools that are interested in developing these policies and receiving free naloxone to review relevant regulations and apply for a Statewide Standing Order for Naloxone.
The California Department of Health Care Services (DHCS) Naloxone Distribution Project offers free naloxone to qualified organizations, including schools and universities."
"SACRAMENTO – The California Department of Public Health (CDPH) this week warned school leaders about a new and concerning “rainbow fentanyl” drug that may interest youth. In a letter to superintendents and charter school administrators, CDPH Director and State Public Health Officer Tomás J. Aragón warned that “rainbow fentanyl” is a potentially fatal drug found in pills and powders in a variety of bright colors, shapes and sizes that could attract young people.
“Rainbow fentanyl can be found in many forms, including pills, powder, and blocks that can resemble sidewalk chalk or candy,” said Dr. Aragón. “Any pill, regardless of its color, shape, or size, that does not come from a health care provider or pharmacist can contain fentanyl and can be deadly,” he said.
In its letter, CDPH points to a recent warning from the United States Drug Enforcement Agency that notes the highly addictive and potentially deadly “rainbow fentanyl” has been found in at least 18 states.
Anyone who encounters fentanyl in any form should not handle it and should call 911 immediately.
Recognizing the signs of opioid overdose can save a life. Here are some things to look for:
• Small, constricted “pinpoint pupils”
• Falling asleep or losing consciousness
• Slow, weak, or no breathing
• Choking or gurgling sounds
• Limp body
• Cold and/or clammy skin
• Discolored skin (especially in lips and nails)
It may be hard to tell if a person is high or experiencing an overdose. If you aren’t sure, treat it like an overdose. Here are the steps that could save a life:
1. Call 911 immediately
2. Administer naloxone, if available
3. Try to keep the person awake and breathing
4. Lay the person on their side to prevent choking
5. Stay with the person until emergency help arrives
Get more facts about Fentanyl from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).
Some California schools have created naloxone policies in response to increases in opioid overdoses among youth. Naloxone is a life-saving medication used to reverse an opioid overdose. CDPH encourages schools that are interested in developing these policies and receiving free naloxone to review relevant regulations and apply for a Statewide Standing Order for Naloxone.
The California Department of Health Care Services (DHCS) Naloxone Distribution Project offers free naloxone to qualified organizations, including schools and universities."
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Ceffer
2022 Sep 23, 2:36pm
Ceffer
2022 Sep 23, 2:36pm
"You will be in caves eating ze bugs, and you vill be happy with our new vet implants. My Pomeranian loves his."
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/33084
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/33084
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Ceffer
2022 Sep 23, 2:40pm
Ceffer
2022 Sep 23, 2:40pm
Neua Buchenwald Bertha threatens Italy for voting in an unprescribed manner:
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/33091
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/33091
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HeadSet
2022 Sep 23, 7:15pm
HeadSet
2022 Sep 23, 7:15pm
Ceffer says
That's a bowl of Froot Loops....
Guess the cereal lobby sent a bigger bribe than the meat lobby:https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/74860
That's a bowl of Froot Loops....
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Onvacation
2022 Sep 23, 8:12pm
Onvacation
2022 Sep 23, 8:12pm
richwicks says
And that is why Bill's (Gates) evil plan to buy up all the farmland and place us on a GMO bug diet will fail!
I can grow enough tomatoes in my backyard to feed the neighborhood.
Remember, ketchup is a vegetable?
And that is why Bill's (Gates) evil plan to buy up all the farmland and place us on a GMO bug diet will fail!
I can grow enough tomatoes in my backyard to feed the neighborhood.
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Patrick
2022 Sep 23, 10:09pm
Patrick
2022 Sep 23, 10:09pm
Yes. I saw her skating in Portland once a few years after that all happened. She just kept skating in the same rink as ever. In a mall if I remember right.
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Ceffer
2022 Sep 24, 2:26pm
Ceffer
2022 Sep 24, 2:26pm
Maybe they can lend Xi a few of those Biden silicon disguises to become a true hybrid Xiden. Don't forget the Kim Jong-un avatar, a cruder looking stand in while the sister rules behind the scenes? Our world is fronted by Sesame Street fake leaders.
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Patrick
2022 Sep 24, 11:16pm
Patrick
2022 Sep 24, 11:16pm
James Lindsay
@ConceptualJames
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Life as a conservative in the West today is being oppressed by an elite in the name of people who were personally never oppressed in the first place and then being told you've never experienced oppression like your oppressors apparently still do.
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Tenpoundbass
2022 Sep 25, 8:14am
Tenpoundbass
2022 Sep 25, 8:14am
This is very Plausible, if it's not the truth, it's the reality, and shows just how stupid these Woketards really are. They are their very own worst out spoken critic.
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