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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,145,466 views  42,238 comments

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18770   gabbar   2022 Oct 15, 5:07am  

Patrick says

All the Democrats in Congress support nuclear war. Probably most of the Republicans too.

War is ultimately about money and power. More power than money. The problem is that there is no accountability in the so called democracy. Once these fuckers get elected, they are not accountable to the people. They are concerned only about their own careers. Politics is a career for them. Its a way to make a living. Comes with fame too. Politics is theater for psychopaths and ugly people.
18773   Patrick   2022 Oct 15, 12:34pm  

Fact check: She's definitely dead of sudden undisclosed cause.

https://people.com/human-interest/tiktoker-candice-murley-dies-at-36/

The family has not publicly revealed her cause of death.
18774   Ceffer   2022 Oct 15, 12:43pm  

Cue 'Jaws' sound track. Cornered statist liar:
18779   Ceffer   2022 Oct 15, 5:29pm  

Trump did have an advantage: He wasn't mandated from birth to destroy and dismantle our country for the New World Order.
18780   Ceffer   2022 Oct 15, 11:01pm  

That Yuval. Assfuck and tell. So, is Satanic fornication the price of entry into the WEF/NWO?
18781   Patrick   2022 Oct 15, 11:04pm  

Ew.
18787   Tenpoundbass   2022 Oct 16, 2:02pm  

Don't Brake-Check a loaded bus!


18789   Ceffer   2022 Oct 16, 4:59pm  

A million here, a million there. After a while, you're talking some real votes.
https://t.me/JovanHuttonPulitzer/7090
18797   Ceffer   2022 Oct 16, 5:12pm  

Trump cracks me up.
18800   Ceffer   2022 Oct 16, 5:16pm  

LOL! More moon stuff. It's just painful.

18802   Ceffer   2022 Oct 16, 11:31pm  

LOL! Maybe the Ukrainians noticed groupings of prescient enemy actions that could only be attributed to their Starlink comms. That's why they flipped Elon off. Elon: "At this point in time, our Starlink sponsors have opted to continue the field tests of Starlink spying capabilities in an actual theater of war. Trust us, guffaw!"
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/19404
18803   Ceffer   2022 Oct 16, 11:34pm  

Globalists and Switzerland order Manchurian Obama back onto campaign trail, when he would rather just stay at home in his bunny slippers snorting and smoking and manning Biden Actor's earpiece.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/19405
18804   Ceffer   2022 Oct 16, 11:43pm  

CNN publicity shot included:
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/19409

18807   Ceffer   2022 Oct 17, 1:13am  

Damn you, Alexa! Loose chips sink ships.
18808   Tenpoundbass   2022 Oct 17, 7:58am  

Ceffer says

Damn you, Alexa! Loose chips sink ships.


They get away with it, because they aren't spraying chemicals. It's the condensation from the jets themselves cutting through the atmosphere.

Get enough of them, and they will affect rain, steer weather systems, or block them.
When air routes returned to normal traffic patterns, under Trump, all of the droughts, and Hurricanes determined to follow the exact same paths as their predecessors, all mysteriously stopped. Air port routes used to be like an invisible road map in the sky, where planes took to get from airport to airport. When they started criss crossing everywhere that's when the strange weather started. Another thing they were doing early in 2000's, was clear cutting the Brazilian rainforest, which also affected much of the planets weather. Some 20 years later as much of the vegetation has grown back it's not as violent and crazy. Another trick they do, is use the Hurricane tracking planes to actually steer the storms to where they first said they would go.

Now they are at the point, they can just use the TV to scare everyone. I'm still waiting for that Bomb Cyclone deep Artic freeze they said was going to hit us a week or so ago.
18809   Hircus   2022 Oct 17, 10:45am  

Ceffer says




cross between chucky, zuck, and bezos.

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