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Ceffer
2022 Oct 22, 12:57am
Ceffer
2022 Oct 22, 12:57am
Never screw a girl with a scorpion tattoo.
"Six die from a prostitute's poisoned genitals
An ordinary Nigerian labourer died after he decided to orally lick the skank he had ordered: after the process he started vomiting a lot and passed out
A total of six victims were recorded in this city in the "poisoned pussy epidemic" case
Don't lick it, think about it."
https://t.me/DH_newz/1568
"Six die from a prostitute's poisoned genitals
An ordinary Nigerian labourer died after he decided to orally lick the skank he had ordered: after the process he started vomiting a lot and passed out
A total of six victims were recorded in this city in the "poisoned pussy epidemic" case
Don't lick it, think about it."
https://t.me/DH_newz/1568
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2022 Oct 24, 2:11pm
cisTits says
dead guys can orgasm? is this a joke story?
AmericanKulak says
The Ultimate Dead Beat Dad
.
That kid is gonna grow up real messed up. Kids will tease him about his zombie dad, etc.
dead guys can orgasm? is this a joke story?
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Ceffer
2022 Oct 24, 2:39pm
Ceffer
2022 Oct 24, 2:39pm
This is an actual FaceFuckBook Honey trap to draw the flies into the DARPA plexus. Looks like a fucking tranny to me.
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Patrick
2022 Oct 25, 10:53am
Patrick
2022 Oct 25, 10:53am
@realWARCHICK
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19h
My southern hillbilly ancestors were bloody BRILLIANT when they ran shine!
American moonshiners were in desperate need of avoiding cops during the Prohibition era (1920-1933), and thus, these heifer-heels were born. They’d use these puppies to look like cows when traipsing through fields or across other terrain that might leave footprints for the authorities to track.
These shoes bring a whole new perspective to “hoofin’ it.”
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Ceffer
2022 Oct 25, 12:25pm
Ceffer
2022 Oct 25, 12:25pm
Patrick says
I wonder if I will get some nice Baphomet cloven hoof shoes from the Globalists for anti-Christmas.
These shoes bring a whole new perspective to “hoofin’ it.”
I wonder if I will get some nice Baphomet cloven hoof shoes from the Globalists for anti-Christmas.
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Patrick
2022 Oct 25, 4:10pm
Patrick
2022 Oct 25, 4:10pm
https://nitter.pussthecat.org/Not_the_Bee/status/1584300261782454272
@fasc1nate
Oct 23
150 kilograms of acorns stored by a squirrel in a transmitting antenna.
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SoTex
2022 Nov 1, 7:47am
SoTex
2022 Nov 1, 7:47am
cisTits says
I may actually get this for my brother in law.
https://alwaysfits.com/products/a-die-hard-christmas-book-the-illustrated-holiday-classic
I may actually get this for my brother in law.
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Patrick
2022 Nov 3, 2:39pm
Patrick
2022 Nov 3, 2:39pm
https://nitter.pussthecat.org/BishopBoyea/status/1587848059173900288?s=20&t=Fw8f4pvGHCDryOjuEYsplQ
Bishop Earl Boyea
@BishopBoyea
Nov 2
This is superb. A man takes a hefty kick in the early hours of Monday at the Church of the Resurrection School's anti-Proposal 3 "Fight Like Heaven" yard sign which sits in front of the Lansing school's statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary. Watch what happens next! Ave Maria!
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