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How To Bullshit Your Way Through Anything


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2022 Nov 11, 4:23pm   722 views  10 comments

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The majority of accomplished people you meet have no idea what they’re lecturing about half of the time. This is true of most people, but the talented few who trick you into believing their integrity have some real lectures to give on the art of bullshitting. Here are some of their most surefire tips:

https://wallstreetinsanity.com/how-to-bullshit-your-way-through-anything/

How To Bullshit Like a Pro, According to Experts Studying Bullshit

“Your goal should be to impress by using clichéd buzzwords like consciousness, actuality, space and time, and throwing them together with no concern for the truth.”

https://www.vice.com/en/article/akgyqg/guide-to-bullshit-and-sound-smarter-than-you-are

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1   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Nov 11, 4:31pm  

today you need to up your game by using empty slogans that noone dares to challenge. liberal speak 101.

when they ask:
“why did you fix it like that?”

“because black lives matter” or “to foster transformative equity and inclusion”.

really bonus points for any marketing words you can squeeze in. transformative or patriarchy defying go a long way.

any follow up questions should be addressed with a question such as “only a bigot would not understand, do you under?”
2   Shaman   2022 Nov 11, 4:37pm  

That’s so empty.
And it will hollow out your soul.
I do not recommend this to anyone.
3   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Nov 11, 4:39pm  

Shaman says


That’s so empty.
And it will hollow out your soul.
I do not recommend this to anyone.


yeah this is humor, ofcourse dont do that. i guess legal disclaimers a must these days when a chunk of americans are chopping dicks and tits off because they greatly misunderstood something. its just people on this site are smart enough to know.
4   DD214   2022 Nov 11, 11:51pm  

Shaman says

That’s so empty.
And it will hollow out your soul.
I do not recommend this to anyone.


We have an entire world full of business people, politicians, religious leaders who bullshit their way through life.
5   DD214   2022 Nov 11, 11:53pm  

But what is bullshitting and in what ways it is similar to, and different from, lying? Here are the basics as Frankfurt sees them:

Main Similarities –

1) Both liars and bullshitters (bsers) want you to believe that they are telling the truth.
2) And both want to get away with something.

Major Differences

Liars –

1) Liars engage in a conscious act of deception.
2) Liars know the truth, but attempt to hide it.
3) Liars spread untruths, but they still accept the distinction between the truth and false.

Bsers

1) Bsers don’t consciously deceive.
2) Bsers just don’t know or care about the truth.
3) Bsers ignore or reject the distinction between truth and falsity altogether.

Liars know the truth and try to hide it; bsers don’t know or care about the truth and try to hide their lack of commitment to it. Thus bullshitting is more like bluffing or faking. Surprisingly, Frankfurt thinks bullshit is more dangerous than lies because it erodes the very idea of truth. As he puts it:

It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth … Producing bullshit requires no such conviction. A person who lies is thereby responding to the truth, and he is to that extent respectful of it. When an honest man speaks, he says only what he believes to be true; and for the liar, it is correspondingly indispensable that he considers his statements to be false. For the bullshitter, however, all bets are off … He does not reject the authority of the truth, as the liar does, and oppose himself to it. He pays no attention to it at all. By virtue of this, bullshit is a greater enemy of truth than lies are.

As to the cause of so much bullshit, Frankfurt argues:

https://reasonandmeaning.com/2020/10/29/lying-vs-bullshit/
6   DD214   2022 Nov 11, 11:54pm  

In the last comment covered Princeton emeritus professor Harry Frankfurt’s distinction between lies and bullshit. I suggested that the difference between truth and falsity is even more important than the difference between lies and bullshit. Now I’d like to elaborate.

Why Truth Matters

https://reasonandmeaning.com/2017/01/25/why-truth-matters/
7   pudil   2022 Nov 12, 4:16am  

Things exist and can be measured, BSers can’t get around this fact. Some people working in certain positions can get away with it for longer then others, but it will eventually catch up with you.

Another thing I believe to be true is that bullshitters bs themselves more then anyone else. If you are full of shit and think other people haven’t noticed, you are lying to yourself. In my experience people catch on pretty quick to bs, but many are too polite / don’t want conflict so they don’t call it out.
8   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Nov 12, 9:34am  

our government full of bsers and faggots, they even redefined language to fit their bs.
9   ElYorsh   2022 Nov 12, 10:23am  

About 10 years ago (in my late 30’s) I realized that most people are pushing an agenda, sometimes personal and others influenced. They never seek the truth, they just repeat stuff over and over. The pandemic cemented my view of humanity’s bullshit. It’s hard to meet people that actually think and reason like most around here.
10   AmericanKulak   2022 Nov 12, 10:30am  

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says


today you need to up your game by using empty slogans that noone dares to challenge. liberal speak 101.

when they ask:
“why did you fix it like that?”

“because black lives matter” or “to foster transformative equity and inclusion”.

really bonus points for any marketing words you can squeeze in. transformative or patriarchy defying go a long way.

any follow up questions should be addressed with a question such as “only a bigot would not understand, do you under?”


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