I was at Home Depot yesterday, and I was going to ask this fugly woman where I could find 1/2 lock washers for nipple box connectors, and I needed some 12/2 Romex from the cage. When I got further to it, it looked like Alex Jones with a wig, and Bitch Tits, also wearing a skirt. In a low voice he said, "It's my second day, but I'll find out for you." He came back and showed me the location for the locknuts and had the key for the cage. I said "Thanks Man" after I was squared away, and was walking away. I was waiting to hear to it squealing, "It's Ma'am you hear ma'am!" To which I would have said, I don't call anyone Ma'am with a lower baritone voice than mine.
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