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Ceffer
2022 Dec 3, 12:16pm
Ceffer
2022 Dec 3, 12:16pm
Tenpoundbass says
You're too kind. A President who says the Constitution is an obsolete document should have been hung on the spot. That, and legalizing the use of propaganda against the people, alone resign him to infamy without even considering his other nation destroying acts.
I prefer calling him a Jive Ass Mother Fucker myself.
You're too kind. A President who says the Constitution is an obsolete document should have been hung on the spot. That, and legalizing the use of propaganda against the people, alone resign him to infamy without even considering his other nation destroying acts.
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Ceffer
2022 Dec 3, 3:35pm
Ceffer
2022 Dec 3, 3:35pm
Look at the quasi sadistic sex thrill demonstrated by the murderers, they are enjoying themselves.
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Ceffer
2022 Dec 3, 5:03pm
Ceffer
2022 Dec 3, 5:03pm
LOL! Real Raw News enjoyable (likely unprovable) take on the Biden bash for Macron:
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=212578
"Later in the evening a splenetic, irascible Biden was overheard saying that “I need my candy,” after which his personal physician, Dr. Kevin O’Conner, escorted him from the banquet hall to a private room. Biden reappeared 20 minutes afterward, rejuvenated and refreshed, and loquaciously touted his “accomplishments” to rapturous applause.
“Candy is Biden’s codeword for Adrenochrome”, our source said. “He was going downhill, so got his shot or infusion, then came back to serenade his sympathetic audience. Well, mostly sympathetic. We’re still trying to figure out why Kevin McCarthy was there”."
"Meanwhile, Pelosi continued indulging in drink and, therefore, losing her inhibitions. At one point in the evening, she made a comment so cringeworthy that those within earshot feigned deafness or simply distanced themselves. Her speech slurred, she said she had “the best and biggest boobs in the House, better even than”, she added with distaste, “AOCs or MTGs”.
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=212578
"Later in the evening a splenetic, irascible Biden was overheard saying that “I need my candy,” after which his personal physician, Dr. Kevin O’Conner, escorted him from the banquet hall to a private room. Biden reappeared 20 minutes afterward, rejuvenated and refreshed, and loquaciously touted his “accomplishments” to rapturous applause.
“Candy is Biden’s codeword for Adrenochrome”, our source said. “He was going downhill, so got his shot or infusion, then came back to serenade his sympathetic audience. Well, mostly sympathetic. We’re still trying to figure out why Kevin McCarthy was there”."
"Meanwhile, Pelosi continued indulging in drink and, therefore, losing her inhibitions. At one point in the evening, she made a comment so cringeworthy that those within earshot feigned deafness or simply distanced themselves. Her speech slurred, she said she had “the best and biggest boobs in the House, better even than”, she added with distaste, “AOCs or MTGs”.
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richwicks
2022 Dec 3, 7:30pm
richwicks
2022 Dec 3, 7:30pm
Patrick says
You know, I don't see what sawing off the barrel of a gun does. How does it improve it as a weapon? It seems it would just make the bullet less directed. The only advantage would be you could potentially carry the weapon as concealed.
You know, I don't see what sawing off the barrel of a gun does. How does it improve it as a weapon? It seems it would just make the bullet less directed. The only advantage would be you could potentially carry the weapon as concealed.
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Hircus
2022 Dec 3, 7:31pm
Hircus
2022 Dec 3, 7:31pm
easier to conceal/move and makes a shotgun spread faster. for close combat.
ive always wondered why a short barrel is ok for a handgun, but OMWTFBBQILLEGAL for a rifle. actually, maybe sawed off shotguns tend to kill lots of innocents?
ive always wondered why a short barrel is ok for a handgun, but OMWTFBBQILLEGAL for a rifle. actually, maybe sawed off shotguns tend to kill lots of innocents?
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Ceffer
2022 Dec 3, 11:24pm
Ceffer
2022 Dec 3, 11:24pm
He also forgot the part about name stealing piracy and murdering your creditors.
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