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19754
Ceffer
2022 Dec 7, 4:48pm
Ceffer
2022 Dec 7, 4:48pm
Ya know, Sam, what Bill and IHLlary mean, is you won't make it to prison as a now useless stool pigeon. Globalist Mafia retirement rules. "We guarantee if you pull this laundering caper off, you will never go to prison, and just think of all the money you get to spend in the meanwhile!"
19756
Ceffer
2022 Dec 7, 6:23pm
Ceffer
2022 Dec 7, 6:23pm
Patrick says
Not to mention the Andes Mountains in between. That's quite the natural barrier and tends to keep Chile a bit isolated. Nonetheless, we see how all these nations chafing at the bit love to get into the brawls.
Chile would have a hard time with that, as they have no border with Brazil.
Not to mention the Andes Mountains in between. That's quite the natural barrier and tends to keep Chile a bit isolated. Nonetheless, we see how all these nations chafing at the bit love to get into the brawls.
19757
stereotomy
2022 Dec 7, 6:57pm
stereotomy
2022 Dec 7, 6:57pm
Ceffer says
The threat is plausible if all the neighboring nations on Brazil's border will suddenly become completely porous to communist insurgents from the all the commie-cunt gubments in SA .
As a prior example, where are all the illegals coming from and crossing the US border? Central and SA! Trump told the mexican gubment bitches to not let them cross, and they did that. Now bidet gives them free reign.
I think it is naive to only consider adjacent borders as the only point of danger.
Patrick says
Chile would have a hard time with that, as they have no border with Brazil.
Not to mention the Andes Mountains in between. That's quite the natural barrier and tends to keep Chile a bit isolated. Nonetheless, we see how all these nations chafing at the bit love to get into the brawls.
The threat is plausible if all the neighboring nations on Brazil's border will suddenly become completely porous to communist insurgents from the all the commie-cunt gubments in SA .
As a prior example, where are all the illegals coming from and crossing the US border? Central and SA! Trump told the mexican gubment bitches to not let them cross, and they did that. Now bidet gives them free reign.
I think it is naive to only consider adjacent borders as the only point of danger.
19763
Patrick
2022 Dec 8, 5:06pm
Patrick
2022 Dec 8, 5:06pm
• We don’t let athletes bet on games they have the ability to influence. Why do we allow Congress to invest in companies they regulate?
• Why is it that when archeologists find human remains, they always determine that they are either male or female and none of the other hundreds of genders?
• How is it that the government can’t control gasoline prices…but the weather is something they think they can fix?
• We’re churning out a generation of poorly educated people with no skill, no ambition, no guidance, and no realistic expectations of what it means to go to work.
• If kids knew what they wanted to be at age eight, the world would be filled with cowboys and princesses. I wanted to be a pirate. Thank goodness nobody took me seriously and scheduled me for eye removal and peg leg surgery—
• Why were we told to lower our AC usage on hot days to prevent overwhelming the electric grid while simultaneously being told to trade in our gas cars for electric vehicles?
• Why is canceling student debt a good idea? Does it make sense to reward people who do not honor their financial commitment by taxing the people who do?
• Why is talking sexually in the workplace considered sexual harassment to adults…but talking about sexuality to children K-3 at school considered education?
• Who else had a ‘ministry of truth”…Hitler…Goebbels…Stalin
• Eliminating the production of 500,000 American barrels of oil a day to buy 500,000 barrels a day from Saudi Arabia is simply…well…I can't connect the dots on this one.
• I saw a movie where only the police and military had guns; it was called Schindler’s List.
• If your electric car runs out of power on the interstate, do you walk to a charging station to get a bucket of electricity?
• Why are we running out of money for Social Security and Medicare and not for welfare, illegals and free college?
• I just got a full tank of gas for $22. Granted, it was for my lawn mower, but I'm trying to stay positive.
• If an 18 year old isn’t mature enough to own a firearm, then maybe five year olds aren’t mature enough to change their gender
• Sign in Texas: DON’T VOTE FOR WHAT YOU FLED
• Nobody called it “Toxic Masculinity" when we were saving the world.
• Mice die in mouse traps because they do not understand why the cheese is free. Just like socialism.
• Want to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers? Ban sober drivers from driving. That’s how gun control and Wuhan Virus lockdowns work.
• If you don’t want to stand for the national anthem, perhaps you should give your legs to a veteran who lost his. That way a real man can stand in your place.
• If socialism is so good and capitalism is so bad…then why aren’t the caravans heading to Venezuela?
19773
Ceffer
2022 Dec 8, 11:00pm
Ceffer
2022 Dec 8, 11:00pm
Wow! That's enough to finance hundreds of color revolutions for international investors! They could even dig up Hitler and finance him, again!
19774
Ceffer
2022 Dec 8, 11:03pm
Ceffer
2022 Dec 8, 11:03pm
Satanic inversion virtue signaling and Goebbel's doctrine: always accuse the opposition of that which you are doing.
19776
Ceffer
2022 Dec 8, 11:08pm
Ceffer
2022 Dec 8, 11:08pm
Some observers said it was another "Trump Trap" to force fake media and left to acknowledge the Constitution and its contract with the Republic.
19782
Ceffer
2022 Dec 9, 11:24am
Ceffer
2022 Dec 9, 11:24am
Day of Reckoning is always nigh, nigh, nay. Where's the boom boom? Hate to see these tribunals go to waste.
19783
Ceffer
2022 Dec 9, 11:31am
Ceffer
2022 Dec 9, 11:31am
The Netflix prisoner exchange that gave Michelle Obama a massive woodie:
19784
Ceffer
2022 Dec 9, 1:23pm
Ceffer
2022 Dec 9, 1:23pm
Damn! Does this mean the poor Globalist psychopaths are running out of printing press fiat money to float their 'pure propaganda' organs? Have the Ukrainian tax money laundromats feeding the demons actually dried up? Does this mean that the powdered and bewigged talking head teleprompter whores are going to have to become real estate agents for sure? All that gargling pebbles to elocute and sound smart in front of hot lights while reading lies for the public gone to waste? One can only hopium.
19785
richwicks
2022 Dec 9, 1:38pm
richwicks
2022 Dec 9, 1:38pm
Ceffer says
He was convicted of being a spy, and he probably is:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Whelan_(security_director)
Don't feel ANY sympathy for spies. Ray Epps is a spy. The job of a spy, is to betray whatever group they are inserted into. Have ZERO sympathy for them. They are sociopaths, and they will fuck over any group they are told to fuck over. They did it repeatedly to the civil rights movement and antiwar movements. They're scum.
The Netflix prisoner exchange that gave Michelle Obama a massive woodie:
He was convicted of being a spy, and he probably is:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Whelan_(security_director)
Don't feel ANY sympathy for spies. Ray Epps is a spy. The job of a spy, is to betray whatever group they are inserted into. Have ZERO sympathy for them. They are sociopaths, and they will fuck over any group they are told to fuck over. They did it repeatedly to the civil rights movement and antiwar movements. They're scum.
19786
stereotomy
2022 Dec 9, 1:55pm
stereotomy
2022 Dec 9, 1:55pm
richwicks says
Sounds like a wannabe spy and a fuckup, according to Wokepedia link. He kind of looks like "Not Sure" in Idiocracy.
Ceffer says
The Netflix prisoner exchange that gave Michelle Obama a massive woodie:
He was convicted of being a spy, and he probably is:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Whelan(security_director)
Don't feel ANY sympathy for spies. Ray Epps is a spy. The job of a spy, is to betray whatever group they are inserted into. Have ZERO sympathy for them. They are sociopaths, and they will fuck over an...
Sounds like a wannabe spy and a fuckup, according to Wokepedia link. He kind of looks like "Not Sure" in Idiocracy.
19787
Ceffer
2022 Dec 9, 2:15pm
Ceffer
2022 Dec 9, 2:15pm
I didn't realize Russian prisons offered tranny dreadlocking services.
19788
Ceffer
2022 Dec 9, 2:58pm
Ceffer
2022 Dec 9, 2:58pm
Gee, thanks, that's what I really needed in my life, salads making me horny.
19789
Patrick
2022 Dec 9, 3:06pm
Patrick
2022 Dec 9, 3:06pm
I took an art history class in college many years ago, and it was accepted that the mandala figures in medieval painting were inspired by the human vulva.
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