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Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 10:24am
Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 10:24am
Biden is claiming he has the world's most secure locked garage and think tank facilities financed by the CCP.
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Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 10:36am
Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 10:36am
Bottom line, Rockefeller rank and file bribed medicine seeks political whores, not doctors. Ivies are not different. From prestige to street corner hucksters.
https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/84394
https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/84394
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Patrick
2023 Jan 12, 11:00am
Patrick
2023 Jan 12, 11:00am
Ceffer says
I think it's a joke where Biden's image was manipulated to make him look like Beavis or Butthead.
LOL! Mask glitch shit for Biden Actor or bad CGI?
https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/84390
I think it's a joke where Biden's image was manipulated to make him look like Beavis or Butthead.
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Dholliday126
2023 Jan 12, 11:31am
Dholliday126
2023 Jan 12, 11:31am
mell says
Yeah people were making fun of him for his bloody knuckles, like he punched a wall or something
Dholliday126 says
Don't get this - can someone explain pls? Thx!
Yeah people were making fun of him for his bloody knuckles, like he punched a wall or something
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2023 Jan 12, 2:05pm
RC2006 says
man back in CA people were worshipping gay shit like its a ticket to riches. a lot of people, some form of insanity
man back in CA people were worshipping gay shit like its a ticket to riches. a lot of people, some form of insanity
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AmericanKulak
2023 Jan 12, 2:40pm
AmericanKulak
2023 Jan 12, 2:40pm
Love is Love
And Water is Water but you don't drink from the toilet.
Why would you want love with execrement?
And Water is Water but you don't drink from the toilet.
Why would you want love with execrement?
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Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 2:54pm
Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 2:54pm
Truth be told, with HAARP arrays, volcanos aren't so safe these days, unless they were to try to invite their criminal opposition and snuff them like Goldfinger.
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/40063
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/40063
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Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 3:19pm
Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 3:19pm
Definitely something to the foodie paranoia, as my sample of one digestive laboratory seems to be demonstrating. Are the hormone and metabolic inhibitors in wheat, sugar, etc. etc? If I were a basilisk psychopath, where would I put them?
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Patrick
2023 Jan 12, 3:21pm
Patrick
2023 Jan 12, 3:21pm
Ceffer says
One nuke on Davos at the right time would do more to liberate humanity from despotism than all the wars which have ever been fought.
One nuke on Davos at the right time would do more to liberate humanity from despotism than all the wars which have ever been fought.
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Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 3:23pm
Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 3:23pm
"Prince Shroomer, and Viscount Of The Spare Body Parts For William". William is the convergence of all the royal bloodlines of Europe into one royal genetic souffle, so is ritualistically regarded as the pinnacle.
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Patrick
2023 Jan 12, 3:23pm
Patrick
2023 Jan 12, 3:23pm
AmericanKulak says
Brilliant! That deserves a meme.
Love is Love
And Water is Water but you don't drink from the toilet.
Brilliant! That deserves a meme.
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Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 4:54pm
Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 4:54pm
Things are spinning out pretty much as she describes. Food, water, chemtrails, vaccines, all viable fronts to poison the populace. They hate humanity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_qv_6b_zHc
https://youtu.be/M_qv_6b_zHc Sorry for BadTube, Pat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_qv_6b_zHc
https://youtu.be/M_qv_6b_zHc Sorry for BadTube, Pat.
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Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 5:01pm
Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 5:01pm
Text from the above video. The daft psychopath delusions of the dynastics. All very consistent with Bill Cooper's 'Behold a Pale Horse'.Big Pharma and capture of medicine are intended part of the poisoning apparatus. Create the problem, observe the reaction, control the 'solution', which, preferably will create a daisy chain of new 'problems'.
"An illusion it will be, so large, so vast, it will escape their perception.
Those who will see it will be thought of as insane.
We will create separate fronts to prevent them from seeing the connection between us.
We will behave as if we are not connected to keep the illusion alive.
Our goal will be accomplished one drop at a time, so as to never bring suspicion upon ourselves. This will also prevent them from seeing the changes as they occur.
We will always stand above the relative field of their experience for we know the secrets of the absolute.
We will work together always and will remain bound by blood and secrecy.
Death will come to he who speaks.
We will keep their lifespan short and their minds weak while pretending to do the opposite.
We will use our knowledge of science and technology in subtle ways so that they will never see what is happening.
We will use soft metals, aging accelerators and sedatives in food and water, also in the air.
They will be blanketed in poison everywhere they turn.
The soft metals will cause them to lose their minds. We will promise to find a cure from our many fronts, yet we will feed them more poison.
The poisons will be absorbed through their skin and mouths. They will destroy their minds and reproductive systems.
From all this, their children will be born dead, and we will conceal this information.
The poisons will be hidden in everything that surrounds them; in what they drink, eat, breathe, and wear.
We must be ingenious in dispensing the poisons for they can see far.
We will teach them that the poisons are good with fun images and musical tones.
Those they look up to will help. We will enlist them to push our poisons.
They will see our products being used in film and will grow accustomed to them and will never know their true effect.
When they give birth we will inject poisons into the blood of their children and convince them it is for their help.
We will start early on, when their minds are young. We will target their children with what children love most, sweet things.
When their teeth decay, we will fill them with metals that will kill their mind and steal their future.
When their ability to learn has been affected, we will create medicine that will make them sicker and cause other diseases for which we will create yet more medicine.
We will render them docile and weak before us by our power.
They will grow depressed, slow, and obese, and when they come to us for help, we will give them more poison.
We will focus their attention towards money and material goods so that the many never connect with their inner self.
We will distract them with fornication, external pleasures, and games, so that they may never be one with the oneness of it all.
Their minds will belong to us and they will do as we say. If they refuse, we shall find ways to implement mind-altering technology into their lives. We will use FEAR as our weapon.
We will establish their governments and establish opposites within. We will own both sides.
We will always hide our objective but carry out our plan.
They will perform the labour for us and we shall prosper from their toil.
Our families will never mix with theirs. Our blood must be pure always, for it is the way.
We will make them kill each other when it suits us.
We will keep them separated from the oneness by dogma and religion.
We will control all aspects of their lives and tell them what to think and how.
We will guide them kindly and let them think they are guiding themselves.
We will foment animosity between them through our factions.
When a Light shall shine among them, we shall extinguish it by ridicule, or death, whichever suits us best.
We will make them rip each other’s hearts apart and kill their own children. We will accomplish this by using hate as our ally, anger as our friend.
The hate will blind them totally, and never shall they see that from their conflicts we emerge as their rulers. They will be busy killing each other.
They will bathe in their own blood and kill their neighbors for as long as we see fit. We will benefit greatly from this, for they will not see us, for they cannot see us.
We will continue to prosper from their wars and their deaths.
We shall repeat this over and over until our ultimate goal is accomplished.
We will continue to make them live in fear and anger though images and sounds. We will use all the tools we have to accomplish this. The tools will be provided by their labor. We will make them hate themselves and their neighbors.
We will always hide the divine truth from them, that we are all one. This they must never know! They must never know that color is an illusion, they must always think they are not equal.
Drop by drop, drop by drop we will advance our goal.
We will take over their land, resources and wealth to exercise total control over them.
We will deceive them into accepting laws that will steal the little freedom they will have.
We will establish a money system that will imprison them forever, keeping them and their children in debt.
When they shall banD together, we shall accuse them of crimes and present a different story to the world for we shall own all the media.
We will use our media to control the flow of information and their sentiment in our favor.
When they shall rise up against us we will crush them like insects, for they are less than that. They will be helpless to do anything for they will have no weapons.
We will recruit some of their own to carry out our plans, we will promise them eternal life, but eternal life they will never have for they are not of us.
The recruits will be called “initiates” and will be indoctrinated to believe false rites of passage to higher realms. Members of these groups will think they are one with us never knowing the truth.
They must never learn this truth for they will turn against us.
For their work, they will be rewarded with earthly things and great titles, but never will they become immortal and join us, never will they receive the light and travel the stars.
They will never reach the higher realms, for the killing of their own kind will prevent passage to the realm of enlightenment. This they will never know.
The truth will be hidden in their face, so close they will not be able to focus on it until its too late.
Oh yes, so grand the illusion of freedom will be, that they will never know they are our slaves.
When all is in place, the reality we will have created for them will own them. This reality will be their prison.
They will live in self-delusion. When our goal is accomplished, a new era of domination will begin.
Their minds will be bound by their beliefs, the beliefs we have established from time immemorial.
But if they ever find out they are our equal, we shall perish then. THIS THEY MUST NEVER KNOW. If they ever find out that together they can vanquish us, they will take action.
They must never, ever find out what we have done, for if they do, we shall have no place to run, for it will be easy to see who we are once the veil has fallen.
Our actions will have revealed who we are and they will hunt us down and no person shall give us shelter.
This is the secret covenant by which we shall live the rest of our present and future lives, for this reality will transcend many generations and life spans.
This covenant is sealed by blood, our blood. We, the ones who from heaven to earth came.”
This covenant must NEVER, EVER be known to exist.
It must NEVER, EVER be written or spoken of for if it is, the consciousness it will spawn will release the fury of the PRIME CREATOR upon us and we shall be cast to the depths from whence we came and remain there until the end time of infinity itself."
"An illusion it will be, so large, so vast, it will escape their perception.
Those who will see it will be thought of as insane.
We will create separate fronts to prevent them from seeing the connection between us.
We will behave as if we are not connected to keep the illusion alive.
Our goal will be accomplished one drop at a time, so as to never bring suspicion upon ourselves. This will also prevent them from seeing the changes as they occur.
We will always stand above the relative field of their experience for we know the secrets of the absolute.
We will work together always and will remain bound by blood and secrecy.
Death will come to he who speaks.
We will keep their lifespan short and their minds weak while pretending to do the opposite.
We will use our knowledge of science and technology in subtle ways so that they will never see what is happening.
We will use soft metals, aging accelerators and sedatives in food and water, also in the air.
They will be blanketed in poison everywhere they turn.
The soft metals will cause them to lose their minds. We will promise to find a cure from our many fronts, yet we will feed them more poison.
The poisons will be absorbed through their skin and mouths. They will destroy their minds and reproductive systems.
From all this, their children will be born dead, and we will conceal this information.
The poisons will be hidden in everything that surrounds them; in what they drink, eat, breathe, and wear.
We must be ingenious in dispensing the poisons for they can see far.
We will teach them that the poisons are good with fun images and musical tones.
Those they look up to will help. We will enlist them to push our poisons.
They will see our products being used in film and will grow accustomed to them and will never know their true effect.
When they give birth we will inject poisons into the blood of their children and convince them it is for their help.
We will start early on, when their minds are young. We will target their children with what children love most, sweet things.
When their teeth decay, we will fill them with metals that will kill their mind and steal their future.
When their ability to learn has been affected, we will create medicine that will make them sicker and cause other diseases for which we will create yet more medicine.
We will render them docile and weak before us by our power.
They will grow depressed, slow, and obese, and when they come to us for help, we will give them more poison.
We will focus their attention towards money and material goods so that the many never connect with their inner self.
We will distract them with fornication, external pleasures, and games, so that they may never be one with the oneness of it all.
Their minds will belong to us and they will do as we say. If they refuse, we shall find ways to implement mind-altering technology into their lives. We will use FEAR as our weapon.
We will establish their governments and establish opposites within. We will own both sides.
We will always hide our objective but carry out our plan.
They will perform the labour for us and we shall prosper from their toil.
Our families will never mix with theirs. Our blood must be pure always, for it is the way.
We will make them kill each other when it suits us.
We will keep them separated from the oneness by dogma and religion.
We will control all aspects of their lives and tell them what to think and how.
We will guide them kindly and let them think they are guiding themselves.
We will foment animosity between them through our factions.
When a Light shall shine among them, we shall extinguish it by ridicule, or death, whichever suits us best.
We will make them rip each other’s hearts apart and kill their own children. We will accomplish this by using hate as our ally, anger as our friend.
The hate will blind them totally, and never shall they see that from their conflicts we emerge as their rulers. They will be busy killing each other.
They will bathe in their own blood and kill their neighbors for as long as we see fit. We will benefit greatly from this, for they will not see us, for they cannot see us.
We will continue to prosper from their wars and their deaths.
We shall repeat this over and over until our ultimate goal is accomplished.
We will continue to make them live in fear and anger though images and sounds. We will use all the tools we have to accomplish this. The tools will be provided by their labor. We will make them hate themselves and their neighbors.
We will always hide the divine truth from them, that we are all one. This they must never know! They must never know that color is an illusion, they must always think they are not equal.
Drop by drop, drop by drop we will advance our goal.
We will take over their land, resources and wealth to exercise total control over them.
We will deceive them into accepting laws that will steal the little freedom they will have.
We will establish a money system that will imprison them forever, keeping them and their children in debt.
When they shall banD together, we shall accuse them of crimes and present a different story to the world for we shall own all the media.
We will use our media to control the flow of information and their sentiment in our favor.
When they shall rise up against us we will crush them like insects, for they are less than that. They will be helpless to do anything for they will have no weapons.
We will recruit some of their own to carry out our plans, we will promise them eternal life, but eternal life they will never have for they are not of us.
The recruits will be called “initiates” and will be indoctrinated to believe false rites of passage to higher realms. Members of these groups will think they are one with us never knowing the truth.
They must never learn this truth for they will turn against us.
For their work, they will be rewarded with earthly things and great titles, but never will they become immortal and join us, never will they receive the light and travel the stars.
They will never reach the higher realms, for the killing of their own kind will prevent passage to the realm of enlightenment. This they will never know.
The truth will be hidden in their face, so close they will not be able to focus on it until its too late.
Oh yes, so grand the illusion of freedom will be, that they will never know they are our slaves.
When all is in place, the reality we will have created for them will own them. This reality will be their prison.
They will live in self-delusion. When our goal is accomplished, a new era of domination will begin.
Their minds will be bound by their beliefs, the beliefs we have established from time immemorial.
But if they ever find out they are our equal, we shall perish then. THIS THEY MUST NEVER KNOW. If they ever find out that together they can vanquish us, they will take action.
They must never, ever find out what we have done, for if they do, we shall have no place to run, for it will be easy to see who we are once the veil has fallen.
Our actions will have revealed who we are and they will hunt us down and no person shall give us shelter.
This is the secret covenant by which we shall live the rest of our present and future lives, for this reality will transcend many generations and life spans.
This covenant is sealed by blood, our blood. We, the ones who from heaven to earth came.”
This covenant must NEVER, EVER be known to exist.
It must NEVER, EVER be written or spoken of for if it is, the consciousness it will spawn will release the fury of the PRIME CREATOR upon us and we shall be cast to the depths from whence we came and remain there until the end time of infinity itself."
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Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 5:15pm
Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 5:15pm
Tenpoundbass says
You shall be stalked and eliminated for your 'enlightenment'!
Who's "THEY" and Fuck "THEM"!
You shall be stalked and eliminated for your 'enlightenment'!
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Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 5:36pm
Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 5:36pm
When your blatant lies are no longer accepted, than lie outlandishly as a Hail Mary.
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Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 5:42pm
Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 5:42pm
"It's working! The dumbing down of the population is really, really working!"
https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/32792
https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/32792
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Patrick
2023 Jan 12, 5:42pm
Patrick
2023 Jan 12, 5:42pm
Ceffer says
Wow, it's amazing how the truth is exactly opposite:
The greatest terrorist threat to America is violent left wing militia groups like BLM and Antifa and Democrats in Congress just don't care.
Wow, it's amazing how the truth is exactly opposite:
The greatest terrorist threat to America is violent left wing militia groups like BLM and Antifa and Democrats in Congress just don't care.
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Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 7:41pm
https://t.me/mrtruthbombchat/2117
From Satanic Oath: "The poisons will be hidden in everything that surrounds them; in what they drink, eat, breathe, and wear.
We must be ingenious in dispensing the poisons for they can see far.
We will teach them that the poisons are good with fun images and musical tones.
Those they look up to will help. We will enlist them to push our poisons.
They will see our products being used in film and will grow accustomed to them and will never know their true effect."
Ceffer
2023 Jan 12, 7:41pm
https://t.me/mrtruthbombchat/2117
From Satanic Oath: "The poisons will be hidden in everything that surrounds them; in what they drink, eat, breathe, and wear.
We must be ingenious in dispensing the poisons for they can see far.
We will teach them that the poisons are good with fun images and musical tones.
Those they look up to will help. We will enlist them to push our poisons.
They will see our products being used in film and will grow accustomed to them and will never know their true effect."
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richwicks
2023 Jan 12, 7:45pm
richwicks
2023 Jan 12, 7:45pm
Patrick says
It's a joke to suggest he's working with the Chinese.
Just ignore anything Ceffer posts without a link anyhow. I have spent considerable time looking up sources of his, have repeatedly asked him to post links so information can more easily be verified, he refuses to do it although he MUST have some sort of source for what he gets. I just ignore him at this point because most of what he posts is BS anyhow.
Ceffer says
LOL! Mask glitch shit for Biden Actor or bad CGI?
https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/84390
I think it's a joke where Biden's image was manipulated to make him look like Beavis or Butthead.
It's a joke to suggest he's working with the Chinese.
Just ignore anything Ceffer posts without a link anyhow. I have spent considerable time looking up sources of his, have repeatedly asked him to post links so information can more easily be verified, he refuses to do it although he MUST have some sort of source for what he gets. I just ignore him at this point because most of what he posts is BS anyhow.
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