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I have experienced the silver buckle of Peter P you know. I saw it when we had beers I think…

So what you're saying is, after a few beers, you have some scattered memories...some of which include some sort of black belt with a silver buckle...there are detailed yet random snapshots, swimming in your brain, but yet no clear and coherent picture of the overall sequence of events....

"Thanks for fleshing out your process reguarding ass embellishing Jamie."

Any time. Glad to be of help. Go forth and embellish.

"So what you’re saying is, after a few beers, you have some scattered memories…some of which include some sort of black belt with a silver buckle…there are detailed yet random snapshots, swimming in your brain, but yet no clear and coherent picture of the overall sequence of events…. "

SJ Jim, that's exactly the story I heard too. And where was Kurt S in this alcohol-fogged encounter?

How subtle can Farrah hair be? Are there degrees? or is it everything or nothing? (You know, the whole can!)

Oh, there are degrees. My hair is naturally curly, so it tends to have a little more curl and less flip.

The whole can of what? Gel? Never use the stuff. Really. Besides, it doesn't come in a can.... does it?

(You know, the whole can!)

Or, the whole 9...yards.

"Yes, yes , something like that. I just remember the word “Huh” for some reason also… "

And he admits to it again! Jack, Jack, you surprise me.

"I just remember the word “Huh” for some reason also… ”"

I don't even want to know.

SJ Jim, that’s exactly the story I heard too. And where was Kurt S in this alcohol-fogged encounter?

Actually, I did not drink beer, although I had clams steamed in beer.

"Or, the whole 9…yards."

If that's involved in her hair styling process... Um, wow.

“Or, the whole 9…yards.”

If that’s involved in her hair styling process… Um, wow.

I'm lost.

"Only lubricant comes in a can."

And we know this because of Jack. He told us. He was there when can openers were tools of seduction.

I do not use any kinds of lubricant in my hair. Yuck! How could I get a Farrah flip with greasy hair? Men.

"I’m lost."

Just know that if SJ Jim posts it, he's mostly likely talking about private parts. Ahem.

Actually, I did not drink beer, although I had clams steamed in beer.
So, other than contributing to a perfectly good waste of beer, you must have a much clearer recollection of the...black belt...silver buckle, etc....

" do not use any kinds of lubricant in my hair. Yuck! How could I get a Farrah flip with greasy hair? Men."

Did you catch the earlier lubricant conversation? He's just being vague and nuanced and referring to things already discussed.

Just know that if SJ Jim posts it, he’s mostly likely talking about private parts. Ahem.

All right...I can't possibly have built up such a reputation here with my relatively harmless posts...somebody must be posting with my name...an imposter!...has to be.

"So, other than contributing to a perfectly good waste of beer, you must have a much clearer recollection of the…black belt…silver buckle, etc…. "

Maybe he's in denial. Next stage is acceptance.

Did you catch the earlier lubricant conversation? He’s just being vague and nuanced and referring to things already discussed.

Thank you oh enlightened one.

It's getting late. :(

I don't want to go, but I think I must.

"All right…I can’t possibly have built up such a reputation here with my relatively harmless posts"

AHEM.

Thirty-four-ninety-nine are you out of your mind?

"I don’t want to go, but I think I must. "

Bye, SQT! As my posts are getting more delirious by the second, I'd better skip out too before I make an even bigger ass of myself.

Ciao all!

SJ Jim, sorry for slandering your good name.

Bye, SQT! As my posts are getting more delirious by the second, I’d better skip out too before I make an even bigger ass of myself.

I'm sure your ass isn't that big.
Night!

Wow, couldn't post for a while...could read, but no post window.
G'night all.

Nite

"as she still needs to be knocked down a few more pegs, dont you think?"

Wow, am I that obnoxious? No, don't answer that!

I feel badly for polluting this blog. I need to ban myself for a while and maybe come back when/if I have something valuable to contribute. (Now the serious contributors can breathe a collective sigh of relief.)

Behave, y'all. SQT, be careful with Jack! ;-)

Jamie

Don't goooooooo!

Ok, no more silly stuff.

Huh?

Jack, you must be desperate.

You know, I think this thread may be evidence of a new paradigm in threads. It just goes to show that there is NO thread bubble.

Greatest movie title ever

http://tinyurl.com/br7yj

Huh. Jamie really taking time off? Huh.

In spite of recent ruthless attacks, I am thinking quite often about a certain Mr. Fuchs, and praying that he will haul his big orange ass back to the ranch any minute now.

Jack, thank you so much for your kind words. Ruthless attacks? Jest man, jest, like water off a ducks back.

Jack

I sent an email to Jamie and let her know we hoped to see her back soon. Jamie has a pretty good sense of humor, I'm sure she's just taking a breather. But now she knows we're thinking of her.

My ruthless Bob Ross attacks? Hmmm, how about your ruthless Kincade attacks? People with glass bongs should not throw rocks my friend :)

Dont get down. October is not over yet!

Jack, thanks man! The key thing with the bong, as each of the 20 odd, sometimes very odd, roomates I've had, were huffers, is to put ice in the chamber before packing the bowl.

Perhaps Mr. Fuchs return will be the 10 sigma event in October

Hmmm...perhaps Mr. Fuchs is actually on a 10 sigma mission.

Be on the lookout for news reports citing eyewitness accounts of a clydesdale-lookin' big ass orange cat prancing down Wall St. darting in & out of brokerage firms & stirring shit up:
"Mr. Smith...where's that quarterly report?"
"Errr...that big-ass orange fucker cat ate it."

By the way, is it Mr. Klaus Fuchs???
If so, I wouldn't put it past him.

A missing large orange cat is not a trivial matter. Kindly point your browsers to surferx.blogspot.com and tell me if you enjoy losing a cat like Mr. Fuchs?

or maybe this can become the missing persons and cats thread….

dude, come now, or we could make the the SJJ thread?

Wow, dude sorry man...I'm a cat person myself. I checked your site & yes they're both good looking cats. I've lost cats too & it's not a good feeling. Wasn't trying to offend. Please excuse my poor attempt at humor. Good luck and of course I hope the mister comes back. I don't understand "...or we could make the the SJJ thread" but that's cool!

"Or maybe he meant the SactoQT, Jamie, and naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

Hey, yeah, that sorta works too. Sounds good to me.
BTW funny thing about Jamie, huh? Maybe you were right & she was taking off for the weekend. I'd think if she's been around she'd post...what with all the lamenting, etc. Well, I dunno.
Or maybe the hubby's been reading & didn't approve...?naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!