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Patrick
2023 Mar 11, 5:58pm
Patrick
2023 Mar 11, 5:58pm
Good luck with that. Ain't no unpopped cherries available lately.
There are two lions at the University of Michigan, near the natural history museum. Legend is that they will roar when a virgin woman graduate from UM:
There are two lions at the University of Michigan, near the natural history museum. Legend is that they will roar when a virgin woman graduate from UM:
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Patrick
2023 Mar 11, 7:14pm
Patrick
2023 Mar 11, 7:14pm
https://celiafarber.substack.com/p/a-cats-reaction-time
The average cat’s reaction time is approximately 20-70 milliseconds, which is faster than the average snake’s reaction time, 44-70 milliseconds.
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ElYorsh
2023 Mar 11, 7:18pm
Ceffer says
I used to own a restaurant and found this out the hard way. This brought back lots of memories. Funny
I used to own a restaurant and found this out the hard way. This brought back lots of memories. Funny
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ElYorsh
2023 Mar 11, 7:25pm
Patrick says
Yes. I know, but is is funnier to think that some power I don't understand is preventing me from doing what I want.
Vacuum.
Yes. I know, but is is funnier to think that some power I don't understand is preventing me from doing what I want.
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richwicks
2023 Mar 11, 7:41pm
richwicks
2023 Mar 11, 7:41pm
Patrick says
Friction in conjunction with vacuum. I suppose you could test it by drilling a small hole in the bottom of a bucket, and see which has the greatest effect.
Vacuum.
Friction in conjunction with vacuum. I suppose you could test it by drilling a small hole in the bottom of a bucket, and see which has the greatest effect.
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Blue
2023 Mar 11, 8:09pm
ElYorsh says
Lol! Once I used digging rod to get them out and realized how dangerous that was before throw them out.
Ceffer says
I used to own a restaurant and found this out the hard way. This brought back lots of memories. Funny
Lol! Once I used digging rod to get them out and realized how dangerous that was before throw them out.
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HeadSet
2023 Mar 11, 8:24pm
HeadSet
2023 Mar 11, 8:24pm
Patrick says
Every college has its virgin test joke. At my alma mata, it is a statue of Pegasus that if a virgin touches it, Pegasus will fly away.
There are two lions at the University of Michigan, near the natural history museum. Legend is that they will roar when a virgin woman graduate from UM:
Every college has its virgin test joke. At my alma mata, it is a statue of Pegasus that if a virgin touches it, Pegasus will fly away.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Mar 17, 8:15am
Tenpoundbass
2023 Mar 17, 8:15am
RandalRay says
The top picture is a wide angle but the lard asses on the bottom picture is zoomed in on the subject, as to make sure the picture doesn't show the only fat people at a beach with thousands of people. It would ruin their narrative buzz.
I can assure you there were fat people in the 70's my mom was the size of the gal in the red bathing suit, my uncles were all the size the guy with his hands up.
We were at the beach(Jacksonville Jetties) every weekend.
The top picture is a wide angle but the lard asses on the bottom picture is zoomed in on the subject, as to make sure the picture doesn't show the only fat people at a beach with thousands of people. It would ruin their narrative buzz.
I can assure you there were fat people in the 70's my mom was the size of the gal in the red bathing suit, my uncles were all the size the guy with his hands up.
We were at the beach(Jacksonville Jetties) every weekend.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Mar 17, 8:30am
Tenpoundbass
2023 Mar 17, 8:30am
RandalRay says
Also I keep telling you folks that the nonissue of the sudden emergence of fat people and the gas lighting that fat people never existed before, and all of the fat people in the world are somehow your problem, is really about THIS...
https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2023/03/17/loyola-u-prof-neatly-organized-pantries-are-rooted-in-racism-sexism/
and this
https://www.nfpa.org/News-and-Research/Publications-and-media/NFPA-Journal/2022/Summer-2022/News-and-Analysis/Dispatches/Food-Processing-Fires
Brought on by the same people who write about this...
https://www.factcheck.org/2022/05/unfounded-claims-about-frequency-and-causes-of-food-plant-fires/
damn my lying eyes!
https://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2022-05-03/fact-focus-food-plant-fires-fuel-conspiracy-theory
Also I keep telling you folks that the nonissue of the sudden emergence of fat people and the gas lighting that fat people never existed before, and all of the fat people in the world are somehow your problem, is really about THIS...
https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2023/03/17/loyola-u-prof-neatly-organized-pantries-are-rooted-in-racism-sexism/
and this
https://www.nfpa.org/News-and-Research/Publications-and-media/NFPA-Journal/2022/Summer-2022/News-and-Analysis/Dispatches/Food-Processing-Fires
Brought on by the same people who write about this...
https://www.factcheck.org/2022/05/unfounded-claims-about-frequency-and-causes-of-food-plant-fires/
damn my lying eyes!
https://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2022-05-03/fact-focus-food-plant-fires-fuel-conspiracy-theory
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