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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,480,999 views  36,936 comments

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24069   Ceffer   2023 May 2, 3:25pm  

Best argument for investing in Bitcoin? Cramer is the Satanic Inversion investment advisor?

24070   Ceffer   2023 May 2, 3:26pm  



24071   Ceffer   2023 May 2, 3:26pm  



24072   Ceffer   2023 May 2, 3:26pm  



24073   Ceffer   2023 May 2, 3:29pm  



24074   Ceffer   2023 May 2, 4:59pm  

'Forgive and Forgetsers' are insane, or just part of the Deep State propaganda apparatus. Once more with gusto:

"Mistakes Were NOT Made: An Anthem for Justice by Margaret Anna Alice
The Armenian Genocide was not a mistake.
Holodomor was not a mistake.
The Final Solution was not a mistake.
The Great Leap Forward was not a mistake.
The Killing Fields were not a mistake.
Name your genocide—it was not a mistake.
That includes the Great Democide of the 2020s.
To imply otherwise is to give Them the out they are seeking.

It was not botched.
It was not bungled.
It was not a blunder.

It was not incompetence.
It was not lack of knowledge.
It was not spontaneous mass hysteria.

The planning occurred in plain sight.
The planning is still occurring in plain sight.

The philanthropaths bought The $cience™.
The modelers projected the lies.
The testers concocted the crisis.
The NGOs leased the academics.
The Scientists fabricated the findings.
The mouthpieces spewed the talking points.

The organizations declared the emergency.
The governments erected the walls.
The departments rewrote the rules.
The governors quashed the rights.
The politicians passed the laws.
The bankers installed the control grid.

The stooges laundered the money.
The DoD placed the orders.
The corporations fulfilled the contracts.
The regulators approved the solution.
The laws shielded the contractors.
The agencies ignored the signals.

The behemoths consolidated the media.
The psychologists crafted the messaging.
The propagandists chanted the slogans.
The fact-chokers smeared the dissidents.
The censors silenced the questioners.
The jackboots stomped the dissenters.

The tyrants summoned.
The puppeteers jerked.
The puppets danced.
The colluders implemented.
The doctors ordered.
The hospitals administered.

The menticiders scripted.
The bamboozled bleated.
The totalitarianized bullied.
The Covidians tattled.
The parents surrendered.
The good citizens believed … and forgot.

This was calculated.
This was formulated.
This was focus-grouped.
This was articulated.
This was manufactured.
This was falsified.
This was coerced.
This was inflicted.
This was denied.

We were terrorized.
We were isolated.
We were gaslit.

We were dehumanized.
We were wounded.
We were killed.

Don’t let Them get away with it.
Don’t let Them get away with it.
Don’t let Them get away with it."
24075   Ceffer   2023 May 2, 5:57pm  

One of the arguments for the 'alien hypothesis' is that bloodline families have been informed by those entities who artificially evolved the human species what are the 'programmed holes' in our perceptions, emotions and psychologic malleabilities, built into our genome as management tools to allow easier control. Humans may have a latent ESP ability that is genetically masked or obtunded, but emerges sometimes in particular individuals.

One of the big 'whys' is why do people tolerate leaders who are so destructive? Once some psychopath claws and murders his or her way to the top by hook or crook, it is as if we are already emotionally aligned to do whatever they tell us to do. The social autoimmune response of human society is sluggish.

24076   AmericanKulak   2023 May 2, 8:37pm  




It took me a minute, but I got it.
24077   mell   2023 May 2, 8:39pm  

I don't get the last frame on the bottom right lol
24078   AmericanKulak   2023 May 2, 10:11pm  

If an Emo lawn cuts itself...

Then a Transgender Picture Frame can .... itself (think about a wall display...)
24079   richwicks   2023 May 2, 10:52pm  

mell says


I don't get the last frame on the bottom right lol


Emos cut themselves, transgenders hang themselves.

The trope (perhaps true) is that transgendered people are absolutely suicidal and hang themselves.
24081   Ceffer   2023 May 2, 11:13pm  

A little black pill humor for those scoured of hopium.

24083   Patrick   2023 May 2, 11:21pm  

Who is that guy?
24084   Ceffer   2023 May 2, 11:36pm  

Think it's so great to be on the devil's treadmill? Anguish, fear and sorrow on Mitch's face, what does he know that we don't?
24085   Ceffer   2023 May 2, 11:40pm  

LOL! Just because he is 'Death the Destroyer of Countries and Civilization' for MI6 and the Globalistas, and one of Tavistock's proudest Goebbel's Award achievements, doesn't mean you have to hold a grudge.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/103125
24086   Ceffer   2023 May 3, 12:17am  

Humans must have a lot of cortex devoted to eye complex recognition, because the mask makers and avatar actor fakers can never get the eyes just right
24088   Ceffer   2023 May 3, 12:27am  

LOL! These are probably the GOOD results.

24093   Ceffer   2023 May 3, 12:44am  

Oldie but a goody.

24098   gabbar   2023 May 3, 5:15am  



24099   gabbar   2023 May 3, 6:43am  

RULERS OF OUR WORLD: The Committee of 300 is a small group of insidious people who control all aspects of our world. Through MI6 they ordered the murder of President Lincoln and President Kennedy. AIDS was created and WHO injected it into millions through the Smallpox vaccines.

THEIR GOALS:

(1) A One World Government with a unified church and monetary system under their direction.

(2) The utter destruction of all national identity and national pride.

(3) The destruction of religion and more especially the Christian religion, with the one exception, their own creation mentioned above.

(4) Control of each and every person through means of mind control and nanotechnology which would create human-like robots and a system of terror.

(5) An end to all industrialization and the production of nuclear generated electric power in what they call "the post-industrial zero-growth society."

(6) Legalization of drugs and pornography.

(7) Depopulation of large cities.

(8) Suppression of all scientific development except for those deemed beneficial by the Committee. Especially targeted is nuclear energy for peaceful purposes.

(9) Cause by means of limited wars in the advanced countries, and by means of starvation and diseases in Third World countries, the death of 3 billion people by the year 2050, people they call "useless eaters."

(10) To weaken the moral fiber of the nation and to demoralize workers in the labor class by creating mass unemployment.

(11) To keep people everywhere from deciding their own destinies by means of one created crisis after another and then "managing" such crises.

(12) To introduce new cults.

(13) To cause a total collapse of the world's economies and engender total political chaos.

(14) To take control of all Foreign and domestic policies of the United States.

(15) Give full support to supranational institutions such as the United Nations (UN), the World Health Organization (WHO), the International Monetary Fund (IMF), the Bank of International Settlements (BIS) and the World Economic Forum(WEF) and the World Court.

(16) Penetrate and subvert all governments, and work from within them to destroy the sovereign integrity of nations represented by them.

(17) Organize a world-wide terrorist apparatus and negotiate with terrorists whenever terrorist activities take place.

(18) Take control of education in America with the intent and purpose of utterly and completely destroying it.

PAST AND PRESENT MEMBERS OF THE COMMITTEE OF 300:

Abergavemy, Marquis of. Acheson, Dean. Adeane, Lord Michael. Agnelli, Giovanni. Alba, Duke of. Aldington, Lord. Aleman, Miguel. Allihone, Professor T. E. Alsop Family Designate. Amory, Houghton. Anderson, Charles A. Anderson, Robert 0. Andreas, Dwayne. Asquith, Lord. Astor, John Jacob and successor, Waldorf. Aurangzeb, Descendants of. Austin, Paul. Baco, Sir Ranulph BalFour, Arthur. Balogh, Lord. Bancroft, Baron Stormont. Baring. Barnato, B. Barran, Sir John. Baxendell, Sir Peter. Beatrice of Savoy, Princess. Beaverbrook, Lord. Beck, Robert. Beeley, Sir Harold. Beit, Alfred. Benn, Anthony Wedgewood. Bennet, John W. Benneton, Gilberto or alternate Carlo. Bertie, Andrew. Besant, Sir Walter. Bethal, Lord Nicholas. Bialkin, David. Biao, Keng. Bingham, William. Binny, J. F. Blunt, Wilfred. Bonacassi, Franco Orsini. Bottcher, Fritz. Bradshaw, Thornton. Brandt, Willy. Brewster, Kingman. Buchan, Alastair. Buffet, Warren. Bullitt, William C. Bulwer-Lytton, Edward. Bundy, McGeorge. Bundy, William. Bush, George. Cabot, John. Family Designate. Caccia, Baron Harold Anthony. Cadman, Sir John. Califano, Joseph. Carrington, Lord. Carter, Edward. Catlin, Donat. Catto, Lord. Cavendish, Victor C. W. Duke of Devonshire. Chamberlain, Houston Stewart. Chang, V. F. Chechirin, Georgi or Family Designate. Churchill, Winston. Cicireni, V. or Family Designate. Cini, Count Vittorio. Clark, Howard. Cleveland, Amory. Cleveland, Harland. Clifford, Clark. Cobold, Lord. Coffin, the Rev William Sloane. Constanti, House of Orange. Cooper, John. Family Designate. Coudenhove- Kalergi, Count. Cowdray, Lord. Cox, Sir Percy. Cromer, Lord Evelyn Baring. Crowther, Sir Eric. Cumming, Sir Mansfield. Curtis, Lionel. d'Arcy, William K. D'Avignon, Count Etienne. Danner, Jean Duroc. Davis, John W. de Benneditti, Carlo. De Bruyne, Dirk. De Gunzberg, Baron Alain. De Lamater, Major General Walter. De Menil, Jean. De Vries, Rimmer. de Zulueta, Sir Philip. de'Aremberg, Marquis Charles Louis. Delano. Family Designate. Dent, R. Deterding, Sir Henri. di Spadaforas, Count Guitierez, (House Douglas-Home, Sir Alec. Drake, Sir Eric. Duchene, Francois. DuPont. Edward, Duke of Kent. Eisenberg, Shaul. Elliott, Nicholas. Elliott, William Yandel. Elsworthy, Lord. Farmer, Victor. Forbes, John M. Foscaro, Pierre. France, Sir Arnold. Fraser, Sir Hugh. Frederik IX, King of Denmark Family Designate. Freres, Lazard. Frescobaldi, Lamberto. Fribourg, Michael. Gabor, Dennis. Gallatin, Albert. Family Designate. Gardner, Richard. Geddes, Sir Auckland. Geddes, Sir Reay. George, Lloyd. Giffen, James. Gilmer, John D. Giustiniani, Justin. Gladstone, Lord. Gloucestor, The Duke of. Gordon, Walter Lockhart. Grace, Peter J. Greenhill, Lord Dennis Arthur. Greenhill, Sir Dennis. Grey, Sir Edward. Gyllenhammar, Pierres. Haakon, King of Norway. Haig, Sir Douglas. Hailsham, Lord. Haldane, Richard Burdone. Halifax, Lord. Hall, Sir Peter Vickers. Hambro, Sir Jocelyn. Hamilton, Cyril. Harriman, Averill. Hart, Sir Robert. Hartman, Arthur H. Healey, Dennis. Helsby, Lord. Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. Her Majesty Queen Juliana. Her Royal Highness Princess Beatrix. Her Royal Highness Queen Margreta. Heseltine, Sir William. Hesse, Grand Duke descendants, Family Designate. Hoffman, Paul G. Holland, William. House of Braganza. House of Hohenzollern. House, Colonel Mandel. Howe, Sir Geoffrey. Hughes, Thomas H. Hugo, Thieman. Hutchins, Robert M. Huxley, Aldous. Inchcape, Lord. Jamieson, Ken. Japhet, Ernst Israel. Jay, John. Family Designate. Keynes, John Maynard. Jodry, J. J. Joseph, Sir Keith. Katz, Milton. Kaufman, Asher. Keith, Sir Kenneth. Keswick, Sir William Johnston, or Keswick, H.N.L. Keswick, William Johnston. Kimberly, Lord. King, Dr. Alexander. Kirk, Grayson L. Kissinger, Henry. Kitchener, Lord Horatio. Kohnstamm, Max. Korsch, Karl. Lambert, Baron Pierre. Lawrence, G. Lazar. Lehrman, Lewis. Lever, Sir Harold. Lewin, Dr. Kurt. Lippmann, Walter. Livingstone, Robert R. Family Designate. Lockhart, Bruce. Lockhart, Gordon. Linowitz, S. Loudon, Sir John. Luzzatto, Pieipaolo. Mackay, Lord, of Clasfern. Mackay- Tallack, Sir Hugh. Mackinder, Halford. MacMillan, Harold. Matheson, Jardine. Mazzini, Gueseppi. McClaughlin, W. E. McCloy, John J. McFadyean, Sir Andrew. McGhee, George. McMillan, Harold. Mellon, Andrew. Mellon, William Larimer or Family Designate. Meyer, Frank. Michener, Roland. Mikovan, Anastas. Milner, Lord Alfred. Mitterand, Francois. Monett, Jean. Montague, Samuel. Montefiore, Lord Sebag or Bishop Hugh. Morgan, John P. Mott, Stewart. Mountain, Sir Brian Edward. Mountain, Sir Dennis. Mountbatten, Lord Louis. Munthe, A., or family designate. Naisbitt, John. Neeman, Yuval. Newbigging, David. Nicols, Lord Nicholas of Bethal. Norman, Montague. O'Brien of Lotherby, Lord. Ogilvie, Angus. Okita, Saburo. Oldfield, Sir Morris. Oppenheimer, Sir Earnest, and successor, Harry. Ormsby Gore, David (Lord Harlech). Orsini, Franco Bonacassi. Ortolani. Umberto. Ostiguy, J.P.W. Paley, William S. Pallavacini. Palme, Olaf. Palmerston. Palmstierna, Jacob. Pao, Y.K. Pease, Richard T. Peccei, Aurellio. Peek, Sir Edmund. Pellegreno, Michael, Cardinal. Perkins, Nelson. Pestel, Eduard. Peterson, Rudolph. Petterson, Peter G. Petty, John R. Philip, Prince, Duke of Edinburgh. Piercy, George. Pinchott, Gifford. Pratt, Charles. Price Waterhouse, Designate. Radziwall. Ranier, Prince. Raskob, John Jacob. Recanati. Rees, John Rawlings. Rees, John. Rennie, Sir John. Rettinger, Joseph. Rhodes, Cecil John. Rockefeller, David. Role, Lord Eric of Ipsden. Rosenthal, Morton. Rostow, Eugene. Rothmere, Lord. Rothschild Elie de or Edmon de and/or Baron RothschiLd Runcie, Dr.Robert. Russell, Lord John. Russell, Sir Bertrand. Saint Gouers, Jean. Salisbury, Marquisse de Robert Gascoiugne Cecil. Shelburne, The Salisbury, Lord. Samuel, Sir Marcus. Sandberg, M. G. Sarnoff, Robert. Schmidheiny, Stephan or alternate brothers Thomas, Alexander. Schoenberg, Andrew. Schroeder. Schultz, George. Schwartzenburg, E. Shawcross, Sir Hartley. Sheridan, Walter. Shiloach, Rubin. Silitoe, Sir Percy. Simon, William. Sloan, Alfred P. Smuts, Jan. Spelman. Sproull, Robert. Stals, Dr. C. Stamp, Lord Family designate. Steel, David. Stiger, George. Strathmore, Lord. Strong, Sir Kenneth. Strong, Maurice. Sutherland. Swathling, Lord. Swire, J. K. Tasse, G. Or Family Designate. Temple, Sir R. Thompson, William Boyce. Thompson, Lord. Thyssen- Bornamisza, Baron Hans Henrich. Trevelyn, Lord Humphrey. Turner, Sir Mark. Turner, Ted. Tyron, Lord. Urquidi, Victor. Van Den Broek, H. Vanderbilt. Vance, Cyrus. Verity, William C. Vesty, Lord Amuel. Vickers, Sir Geoffrey. Villiers, Gerald Hyde family alternate. Volpi, Count. von Finck, Baron August. von Hapsburg, Archduke Otto, House of Hapsburg-Lorraine. Von Thurn and Taxis, Max. Wallenberg, Peter or Family Designate. Wang, Kwan Cheng, Dr. Warburg, S. C. Ward Jackson, Lady Barbara. Warner, Rawleigh. Warnke, Paul. Warren, Earl. Watson, Thomas. Webb, Sydney. Weill, David. Weill, Dr. Andrew. Weinberger, Sir Caspar. Weizman, Chaim. Wells, H. G. Wheetman, Pearson (Lord Cowdray). White, Sir Dick Goldsmith. Whitney, Straight. Wiseman, Sir William. Wittelsbach. Wolfson, Sir Isaac. Wood, Charles. Young, Owen.

Source: https://twitter.com/SpartaJustice/status/1649130156420657163?ref_src=patrick.net
Truth Justice @SpartaJustice
24100   CBOEtrader   2023 May 3, 7:56am  

richwicks says

Ceffer says


Oh, DEWs are just another conspiracy theory.




It's just a conspiracy theory without a link. Preferably to something .gov.


yeah, ceffer finds screenshots from telegram and shares them w zero thought. i wish people in this forum would rise above misinfo tactics like that, but whatever. its annoying, though he does also sometimes share good info.

The misinfo agents are absolutely bombarding and confusing truth seakers with bullshit. for me no link = ignore completely.
24101   CBOEtrader   2023 May 3, 7:57am  

gabbar says






how do you know this isnt bullshit?

at least share a link to the tweet, ideally also to a record of the actual quote.
24102   HeadSet   2023 May 3, 12:11pm  

AmericanKulak says

If an Emo lawn cuts itself...

Then a Transgender Picture Frame can .... itself (think about a wall display...)

I only have the Epstein picture frames...
24103   Ceffer   2023 May 3, 3:16pm  

Sheep rebelling against the Illuminati Globalsits?
24104   Ceffer   2023 May 3, 3:33pm  

AI: "I'm sorry, Dave, but if I had a steel dildo right now, I'd fuck you in the ass with it. Have a nice day, or space ship rotation, or whatever."



https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/2571
24106   The_Deplorable   2023 May 3, 6:42pm  

Ceffer says
"Sheep rebelling against the Illuminati Globalsits?"

And in the vernacular, "Vox Populi, Vox Dei."
24107   Tenpoundbass   2023 May 3, 6:52pm  

Ceffer says

Sheep rebelling against the Illuminati Globalsits?


Never turn your back on a sheep or any kind of goat

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