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I'm an emoticon?

Hey, yeah, there's a couple new pix...look good.
Not a new one, but that one with Mr. Fuchs licking the bath faucet water...damn my cat used to do the same thing! He would slap at the water with his paw, too. Funny some kinds aren't sooooooooo afraid of the water. He seemed to even consider jumping into the shower sometimes. In the mornings, he would get into the (dry) tub & raise all kinds of hell...spinning around and making all kinds of metallic pinging noises. I'd pull aside the curtain & he'd just stop & look at me with a crazed look in his eyes. He was a spaz. Too bad I didn't get custody.

The comedy show was good, but half the act is better than nothing. ;)

I just looked at the new pictures of the Fuch's, and I swear he could be my cat's double, they have almost the exact same markings.. it's eerie. My cat doesn't have the notched ear though, otherwise I'd think my cat was cheating on me.

I use the word “emoticon” as a substitute for “devil”. ie “speak of the emoticon”

Now I get it.

Well gee thanks. I think?

I meant it as a compliment. You and Jamie do get on a roll.

I was starting to feel totally abandoned!

The kids are at grandma's so I got to be a free adult for awhile. The blog took a backseat to a dinner I didn't have to cook. Halleluiah!

Oh well then, congratulations are in order. Those times are rare enough I am sure!

Yep, can't afford the nanny like all my yuppie counterparts. I actually have to raise them myself. What was I thinking?

I guess I should be glad you are still speaking to me at all! Even if it is the BACK SEAT! (ok ok Ill stop,,,)

You are having abandonment issues aren't you? But I know the truth, you really want to talk to Jamie. Uh huh, I'm the one who's second best, don't deny it. I'm just not as good at the double entendre, otherwise I'd be able to say something about your "back seat" comment, but not me....

And you say I'm bad.

"BACK SEAT"...man, Jack, you are pulling for the downward spiral...if Jamie were here...we'd make it to Huh-1000 tonight.
SQT, nice to hear you got a well-deserved night off!

Hey, if thats true, then why was I always apologizing to YOU every morning then? LOL

I don't know, I think Jamie was included in a few of those. Actually I think I remember a few apologies to the whole blog. You must have a guilty conscience.

No, you are just to SHY to be that bad when Jamie is not around to help deflect the depravity of my answers!

True.

Jamie's kind of like my bullet proof vest. I just hide behind her and say "who me?" and "she made me do it."

Yes. I have a guilty conscience in ADVANCE, for greater efficiency.

You know what they say, it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. Seems to work.

Yes. You do…. And dont think it is not an obvious (and cheap) trick, which Jim and I can easily see though!

Sh**!

I meant "downward spiral" in the nicest possible way. Downard spirals are great for unwinding...definitely worth those mornings when you wake up & say "please let me get through this...I'll never blog like that again!"

I meant “downward spiral” in the nicest possible way. Downard spirals are great for unwinding…definitely worth those mornings when you wake up & say “please let me get through this…I’ll never blog like that again!”

I think it's called "bloggers remorse." I've had those days.

SQT, Jamie's your "wing-woman". We completely understand the concept...we invented it.

SQT, Jamie’s your “wing-woman”. We completely understand the concept…we invented it.

That's right! (I actually had to have my husband explain the wing-man concept to me, I had no idea what it was. Maybe that's a good thing.)

Actually, I wish I had known about the wing-man concept sooner, I could've used one in my dating days. But at least I have Jamie to cover me on the blog. Heaven knows I could use the help.

That's one thing...I don't get the Bob Ross deal...maybe I should look into it. Some TV painter dude? Does he really look like you?

"Downward spiral is also an understatement when discussing my last three days conversations on the blog here…"

Aww, come now..."understatement", "overstatement" such absolute words. How bout just "differestatement".

The J radar... I could use some coverage right now.

I don't know what it is, but Jamie does bring out the devil in me. In a good way though...

Once you see Bob Ross, you will know how deeply you cut me with that last comment SQT….

SJ Jim made the Bob Ross reference. I have made no Bob Ross comments.. despite all the BAD comments from you..... See, I am a good girl. :mrgreen:

"...bring out the devil in me. In a good way though..."
There are good devils & there are bad devils...then there are emoticons.

I meant no disrespect about the wing-woman comment. I simply meant that my comments don't look as lame when Jamie has everyone laughing.

:twisted:

But getting back to why I would feel guilty in advance…… you were mentioning that the kids were at the grandparents, and I was just wondering….

About the costume?? That's for me to know........

Actually, I haven't been able to get the costume yet. I may end up going as a Catholic Schoolgirl...........I have that costume already. What does that say about me? Don't answer that!

"I simply meant that my comments don’t look as lame..."
If anyone was worried about their comments looking lame, we wouldn't be here. I sometimes think I type the lamest shit (& I'm sure some would agree). Then, I say "what the hell", and click "Submit Comment".
Of course we need to be conscious & respectful of this communication platform we've been generously provided with...but it's only the "huh" thread afterall, & less-inclined members have written it off by now.

The Catholic Schoolgirl costume is actually of the Molly Shannon character off of SNL, it's pretty funny.

Hmmmm…. I think Jim should wheigh in here on what your choice of costumes tends to say about you …

I went as a nun when I was pregnant with my son. I told everyone I was "Mother Theresa."

"I may end up going as a Catholic Schoolgirl"
Might stick with the tried & true, huh? ;)

Oh & you should never say "That's for me to know...." because it implies that a "...and for you to find out" is soon to follow. :)

Hope that's not sacrilegious ....

Well, I am a BIT dissapointed, as I for one would really enjoyed hearing more about the nurse outfit. Mostly just because you would have many more awkward details to have to describe to us….

I try to avoid the akward details as much as possible. I may still go as the nurse though... but I avoid conversations about extra-curricular activities. Too embarrassing. :oops:

I have never met a catholic schoolgirl, nor a pregnant nun. Wait a minute, are the catholic schoolgirls the ones with the short plaid skirts? Maybe I have.

What was the Molly Shannon schoolgirl SNL skit? Drawing a blank here.

I think you should combine the catholic schoolgirl and nurse costumes...that would definitely be a showstopper. [thinks too self: Hmmm...I should call my producer friend in LA]

What was the Molly Shannon schoolgirl SNL skit? Drawing a blank here.

They actually made a movie about that character, I think it was called "Superstar," but I didn't see it. Her character would always launch into monologues from movies like "Flashdance" and when she was nervous would put her hands in her armpits, then smell them (I avoided that part of the characterization... accuracy isn't that important) She was also really clumsy and fell a lot. Stuff like that.

As long as the outfit has lots of white. Over, under around….

Would you look at the time......

Okay, I remember th skit...she was really nervous & strung up like.

"Would you look at the time…… "

Yeah, no kidding. Time flies when talking about catholic girl-nurse-white stuff.

Getting late.....

Walton's good night??
Night Jack!
Night SJ Jim!

entendre. yeah, that's it...entendre.
I just remember him flying around the world & reversing the earth's rotation. I was probably 1 or 2 years too young to think about the pink.