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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,647,504 views  38,040 comments

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25413   Ceffer   2023 Jun 11, 4:03pm  

Uh, huh. Not demonstrating contempt for the public here.

25415   Ceffer   2023 Jun 11, 4:14pm  

Chlorine Dioxide is one of the handful of chemical formulae winding up in crop circles, along with melatonin, niacin and vitamin D. Are the aliens trying to tell us something?

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/107847

https://www.brighteon.com/cbea0547-0152-48d0-8ad8-6898a2a2a27f
25416   Ceffer   2023 Jun 11, 4:17pm  

Mockingbird Death Faggot cashes in on the hit man money.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/107866
25417   Ceffer   2023 Jun 11, 4:38pm  

No preponderance of soy vitiated, testosterone starved fat kids? Could it be something in the food and water that wasn't there in those days?
25418   Ceffer   2023 Jun 11, 5:21pm  

KommieKunts shitting on each other and calling it Global Warming.

https://t.me/STFNREPORT/23866
25419   Ceffer   2023 Jun 11, 5:23pm  



25420   Ceffer   2023 Jun 11, 5:32pm  

Some thinkers think that DNA by itself does not have the information density for life. DNA contains the coding for proteins. However, it looks very much like an antenna for receiving and transmitting, so are DNA arrays receiving the information for constructing life from somewhere else? Are we biological antennae arrays?

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/107900
25434   Ceffer   2023 Jun 11, 6:37pm  

Observer notes the Biden Actors only brush their face gently with the back of their fingers in order not to disrupt the mask. The obvious 'mask scratch' disruption video from Ireland must have led to some ass chewing by the handlers.

25438   Ceffer   2023 Jun 11, 6:41pm  

Wow, Ted, you can say that again, but I guess you can't, because you are dead.

25439   Ceffer   2023 Jun 11, 8:01pm  

How do you know that ALL green measures are designed to fail? Because if you actually came up with an alternative, economical, non polluting and viable alternative to petroleum, you would be murdered by the Rockefellers and Rothschilds, your ideas stolen, and then the whole thing mothballed for future reference.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/30889
25442   HeadSet   2023 Jun 12, 9:33am  

Ceffer says

How do you know that ALL green measures are designed to fail? Because if you actually came up with an alternative, economical, non polluting and viable alternative to petroleum, you would be murdered by the Rockefellers and Rothschilds, your ideas stolen, and then the whole thing mothballed for future reference.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/30889

This is from a man famous for driving a Mini.
25444   Ceffer   2023 Jun 12, 10:25am  

Damn. They have to use organ donor containers for real murdered children's organs instead of cocaine, like Bill Clinton used to do at Mena Airport in Arkansas. Guess they need to order more organ donor containers for the drugs.


https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=224165
25445   Ceffer   2023 Jun 12, 10:25am  

What's the world come to when you can't even blame shift with your captive MSM out the gate? Whatever happened to the good ole days of Illuminati treachery?

25447   zzyzzx   2023 Jun 12, 10:46am  

Unvaccinated folx think they had it bad with how they were allegedly treated, but did you SEE the brutal assault and vile harassment America's sweetheart Brittney Griner just went through at the airport?? Xey were literally shaking, it was ten times worse than xer stay in Russia!!

Like every other self-respecting, Democracy-loving American, I like to show my support for my great (yet extremely flawed, problematic and systemically racist) country by squatting at home in my not-at-all cramped climate-friendly eco-pod and cracking open a Bud Light that I bought from Target whilst watching the WNBA; by far our Nation's most popular sporting event, drawing dozens of viewers per month!!

So, naturally, I was aghast to see that one of the WNBA's best players and Ukraine's most valuable ally Brittney Griner had been LITERALLY assaulted and violently harassed by an alt-right provocateur at the airport. Thankfully, before further damage could be done, the team's neck-bearded, beta cuck of a security guard bravely swarmed in, gently defusing the situation without resorting to getting physical with the racist Qanoner, who was literally foaming at the mouth with COVID.

All of this just mere months after Biden made what many Experts consider to be the greatest trade of all time to save Griner from her imprisonment in Russia in exchange for allowing the Merchant of Death walk free. The deal was a no-brainer as far as I'm concerned, and will prove crucial in turning the tide of war in Ukraine's favour. Everyone knows women's basketball is extremely important for morale during a time of war, and a patriotic ballplayer like Griner is a great asset and could draw in viewer(s), whereas arms dealers are a dime a dozen. In fact, the entire Russia-Ukraine conflict may have to be resolved via a Space Jam, with Griner and the Looney Tunes facing off against Putin's forces on the basketball court.

This assault on Griner and Our Democracy will go down in infamy. The World literally stood still. It is worse than 9/11 and Pearl Harbor. The only thing that comes close is Jan 6th. This frightening brush with the peasantry has led many to call for tighter security and bigger, faster private jets (folx are hard at work painting flames on the side of their aircrafts as we speak!) for the WNBA. More over, it has led to almost all remaining unvaccinated folx (there aren't many left after two Winters of severe illness and death) to re-evaluate their earlier cries of "harassment".

Cletus Cousinfuck XII had this to say on behalf of all unvaccinated folx: "we done got it wrong, consarn it! I done read on Facebook that being harassed meant getting vilified non-stop in the media, threatened with losing your job or being segregated from the rest of society for refusing a 5G microchip, h'yuck. But what that brave and obvious woman just went through put it all in perspective, y'all. I'm off to git vaccinated against COVID - and I hope y'all do too!"
25452   Ceffer   2023 Jun 12, 4:44pm  

Gov must be resurrecting Agent Orange for domestic use.

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