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It's kind of nice that the Supreme Court is taking a stand against the overt and pervasive institutional racism against whites and Asians.
Although it will be fun seeing all the Tiger moms making their kids write woke sympathy essays about how tough it is being Asian in this country to try to get into Harvard.
U.S. — Democrats in mourning today after the Supreme Court ruled that racial discrimination in college admissions is unconstitutional. Left-wing experts say this will greatly hinder their God-given right to fight racism by being racist.
"By banning racism, the extremist right-wing Supreme Court has banned anti-racism," said Congresswoman AOC. "This will greatly hinder our ability to tinker with human behavior until everything looks like like we think it should in our infinitely wise minds. Minorities are NOTHING without us! How will they survive? This is a tragic day for America."
Experts say that this move will allow people to go to college based on their hard work and merit, rather than their skin color, finally realizing MLK's dream. They also estimated that by 2025 all college students in the country will be Asian.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an extremely awkward moment, six Supreme Court justices ruled that affirmative action is unconstitutional, completely forgetting that affirmative action hire Ketanji Brown Jackson was sitting right there next to them.
"Welp, this is kind of an uncomfortable situation," said Chief Justice John Roberts after turning in his majority opinion. "No hard feelings, ok, Ketanji? We're still invited to the cookout at your place this weekend, right?"
Roberts then slunk away with an embarrassed look on his face.
"Today is a sad day for anyone who was hired strictly based on their race, gender, and sexual orientation rather than qualifications," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who was hired strictly based on her race, gender, and sexual orientation rather than qualifications. "Ah, crap... now this is awkward."
Vice President Kamala Harris, also an identity hire with no qualifications, weighed in as well, saying: "Affirmative action is affirmative, and that's good. Without affirmative action, we will have non-affirmative action which is the worst kind of action. And that's bad. HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!"
At publishing time, Clarence Thomas had distracted himself from his awkward feeling by writing yet another brilliant opinion.
So now you just have to write an essay about how being black effected your life and they can let you in based in that.
I do have to give Trump a lot of credit for this!
This chick has muscles in her brains. I’ve said before that white women are the dumbest species on the planet.
I’m not wrong.
FuckTheMainstreamMedia says
This chick has muscles in her brains. I’ve said before that white women are the dumbest species on the planet.
I’m not wrong.
You beat me too this (posting this here)
Did you read the comments? They are awesome.
Instead, self deluded by her indignant and horribly incorrect self righteousness, she gave an unbelievably epic gift to any person that has political beliefs to the right of Karl Marx
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