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Ceffer says

RESCUERS SURPRISED TO FIND TAFARI CAMPBELL WEARING SNEAKERS AND SOCKS
According to well placed sources he wasn't in a wetsuit or swimming trunks.
"He was in a Tshirt and board shorts and looked more like a picnicker than a paddleboarder."

Yet it goes on to say:
5. Tafari was found in 8 feet of water with life vest.

Get'n bedder and bedder, but at some point, the Godzilla of fake news will drown everything out, unless somebody wants Obama fingered. Drown, LOL, I made a funny.

The weren't there, they were there, they weren't there, they were there, they weren't there. Took some time to rustle up their fake alibi and testimonials.

Just what innocent people do?

Justice for Tafari!

Don't you worry about it one bit. The Edgartown Police Department are leading this investigation, and they have a well deserved reputation for being on top of things.

Having your face and head chunked open with multiple blows from the sharp paddle blade might have something to do with it. I wonder if Obama took the paddle with him when he and Big Mike fled, LOL!

Looks like it's time to bring in the 'Martha's Vineyard Bigfoot CGI team'.

Yeah, but I'm waiting for the multiple DNA samples they recovered from his throat and posterior.

The etiology of the control spin is now manifesting. Secret Service and Intel thugs have had a chance to question, threaten and intimidate witnesses. So now we have gone from 911 call from Obama residence to the 911 calls NOT coming from the Obama residence as previously stated, but from the paddle board launch site. No more mention that the body had minimal fluid from mouth in contradiction of the drowning allegation, and instead of the multiple blunt force traumas to the face, the body now shows no signs of trauma.

So the forming of the final cover story is taking shape: 911 call not from Obama's household, no local medical examination or autopsy (as per Obama himself who was stated to be begging family not to consent to autopsy and have the body cremated ASAP, some say for a seven figure impromptu settlement). Call 911 from paddle board launching site for the spin version, drowned body with no signs of trauma (previous also said body didn't look like it was dressed for paddle boarding).

Of course, the thugs have also probably collected and sequestered all proximate surveillance videos that could have shown what really happened. They have not yet groomed the patsy who was supposed to have been with the victim for public exposure, yet, he is either being vetted or scripted still before public exposure. If it was Obama, himself, of course that will be covered up.

Yes, the credibility of the drowning spin is now achieving near legendary fake news status. It's as credible as Big Mike's womanhood.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/114252

And tell me from the twinkle in his eye that the guy on the right isn't gay. And the one on the left, too.

Meanwhile, who is the second paddleboarder?

How the F can somebody who can swim drown in 8 feet of calm pond water, with a SUP, wearing a lifevest, with almost no water in their lungs, in the company of somebody else? Why were they wearing pants and shoes if paddle boarding on a hot July day?

"TAFARI CAMPBELL WAS IN UNDER 3 FEET OF WATER

Edgartown Great Pond Tide Charts Show Water Levels At Hight Tide Not Going Over 3 Feet And At Low Tide Less Than 6 Inches.

"They want us to believe he couldn't stand up," said a local boater."
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=226700

Never will make any sense, there will be a fairy tale that nobody will breach after they have plugged all the leaks. Obama could be a 'Monarch MPD multiple personality' like IHLlary, and one of his identities did the murder deed. Obama has been Intel scion since birth.

rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=226735

Is it official yet? Tafari beat himself about the face and head with his own paddle, strangled himself with his own board leash, then drowned in 3-4 feet of water, in front of shocked onlooker?

Patrick says

Nominated for best daily meme! Lol

Nothing says 'Imperial' more than committing a direct, audacious murder and all powers conspire to cover it up for you.

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/mysterious-monday-july-31-2023-c

When you think about it, this a great time in history for a murder, since it’s career suicide to ask questions about sudden and unexpected deaths these days. No murder mystery writer could ever come up with a plot twist like this one. It’s like having to play Clue, but with the murder weapons removed. You can’t talk about those. “It was Professor Green in the Library with —“ “Careful! Don’t say it! Respect his privacy!”

In other words, it’s a game of Clue that is impossible to win.

Anyway, the first mystery was that the Duke’s County Sheriff’s office 911 call log has been scrubbed. The call about Obama’s chef is now mysteriously blank, both in the description of the call as well as to the name of the caller:




The second mystery was that, according to the Mail, dispatch calls between the emergency services on Martha's Vineyard confirmed there was a second paddle boarder on the water with Chef Campbell. The original 911 call was made by a female who helped search for Campbell. It is unclear whether she was the second paddle boarder, and the cops refuse to say, for some reason, leading to speculation that the caller and second paddle boarder was one of the Obama daughters.

Massachusetts State Police have already determined that the athletic chef’s death, which happened while he engaged in a non-taxing, relaxing recreational sport, was not suspicious, and needs no further investigation. So.

Obviously, the chef killed himself.

Obama could have kinetic skills. I think the two years he was supposed to be at Columbia (but nobody remembers him in classes) he was probably instead in intensive CIA training camp, grooming him for his Manchurian future. The Harvard Law gig was just more sheep dipping, and Harvard cooperated with bribes from the Arab sheik. At Harvard, they made up for his deficits by giving him a sort of tutor and handler as his shadow. Some say he kept to himself, mostly was always going somewhere to smoke. Other law schools say his described arc bears no resemblance to any other major law school.

He was, like Macron, sexually abused from a young age. He sexually hustled older gay men for cocaine when he was at Oberlin. He could be an Intel programmed split personality a la Monarch program.

Ceffer says

Is it official yet?

Yes, nothing to see here, move along.

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/brief-struggles-wednesday-august

Another update: yesterday, the New York Times ran a totally-believable story headlined, “Drowning Death of Obama Family Chef Is Ruled an Accident.”

You’ll recall, I’m sure, that last month the Obama family chef, Tafari Campbell, 45, was paddleboarding around near the former president’s home when he suddenly and unexpectedly drowned. According to police reports, emergency services responded to an unidentified caller who reported a “male paddleboarder who had gone into the water, appeared to briefly struggle to stay on the surface and then submerged and did not resurface.”

He briefly struggled. Briefly.

According to the Times, the chief medical examiner’s office has now determined that Mr. Campbell's untimely death on July 23rd was totally caused by an accidental drowning following "submersion in a body of water.” And that’s it. In other words, the chef, fitness junkie and father of two, who often posted workout and timed-swimming videos on his social media, just fell off his paddle board and drowned.

Tafari didn’t think to grab on to the paddle board. And, apparently, he forgot how to swim. He forgot how to doggy paddle. He even forgot how to float. All those timed swimming sessions and bench presses couldn’t save him.

... And here I was thinking it was going to be ruled as a suicide.

Yup. The controlled spin is complete, with baloney autopsy findings, signed, sealed and delivered.

They claim he had no tether, no vest and just went down and those nearby could not save him, not even the mystery female staffer who was out with him.

Clearly, those early police observer reports that he showed signs of facial trauma and was wearing a safety vest were completely wrong.

The political fixers did a great mop up job of intimidating and threatening the witnesses to develop the tapioca fake news. I imagine there will be some 'mysterious' deaths around Martha's Vineyard of yappers.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/08/cause-manner-death-released-barack-obamas-longtime-chef/

"According to witness accounts, without a life jacket and wasn’t tethered to his board, Campbell lost his balance and fell off his paddleboard into the water. Desperately struggling to stay afloat, he eventually slipped beneath the surface, never to resurface again.
After conducting a thorough investigation and performing an autopsy, the Office of the Chief Medical Examiner of Massachusetts officially ruled Campbell’s cause of death as an “accident,” Boston Herald reported."

If you have ever been on a paddle board in shallow, calm water, you know this part is complete hooey: "Campbell lost his balance and fell off his paddleboard into the water. Desperately struggling to stay afloat, he eventually slipped beneath the surface, never to resurface again."

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/inevitability-thursday-august-31

💉 The Obama chef story just got a lot more complicated. Judicial Watch published an article to its website late last week headlined, “Judicial Watch: Police Records Show Secret Service Reported Obama’s Personal Chef Tafari Campbell was Missing, Body was Found Using Sonar.”

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Based on police documents obtained from public records requests, Judicial Watch added a bunch of new details, including that the Secret Service first reported Campbell missing, which is interesting, but one item stood out beyond that: the police found Obama chef Tafari Campbell’s clothes long before they found his body.

From the July 23rd police report:

Secret Service Agent [REDACTED] advd best access is from the residence, they are deploying a rescue swimmer and a zodiac boat right now.

RP adv no lifevest was worn, they have recovered the paddle board and clothing. Still no contact with missing party. They still have a boat and rescue swimmers in the area.

In other words, Campbell was, apparently, paddle boarding naked. In Martha’s Vineyard. And a diligent search by Secret Service rescue swimmers failed to turn up his body.

As regular readers know, so far I’ve reported this bizarre story straight as a rail. Apart from suggesting an obvious connection with the jabs, I have not indulged any of the unverifiable but quite understandable speculation over chef Campbell’s untimely demise.

But this nude paddleboarding business doesn’t add up.

From the beginning, we were told police had been notified by an anonymous informant (whose name remains redacted) who said they saw Campbell “briefly” struggling in the water next to his board — with another paddelboarder.

Why wouldn’t the anonymous informant have mentioned Campbell was naked? Who was the other paddleboarder? Were they naked?

We’re talking about snooty Martha’s Vineyard. I refuse to believe that naked paddleboarding, or naked anything for that matter, is tolerated in that prude, swanky domain. They didn’t even tolerate a handful of illegal aliens shipped there from Florida — in spite of virtuously labeling themselves a “sanctuary city.”

A nude Tafari should’ve stood out like a sore thumb, or a sore whatever was sticking out. You know what I mean.

And then we get to the why. Nothing at all on his fairly-extensive social media suggested Campbell was a nudist. That only leaves a shameful, private fetish as the remaining semi-innocent explanation. But why would a married professional chef, who used to cook at the White House, whose livelihood depended on impeccably staying out of trouble, be paddling around in potential risk of being arrested for a sex crime at any second just because a nosy neighbor happened to look over in his direction?

I have no doubt the Martha’s Vineyard police are used the eccentric habits of high-net-worth residents and used to exercising a certain level of … discretion. But come on. This is the age of cell phones, NEST cameras, and P1000 zoom with night vision. Why take the chance?

The imagination boggles. What do you think happened?

Someone also said he was found in three feet of water, not the deeper eight feet. Could have been a hasty, improvisational body dump with the concocted story. I didn't hear of anybody recovering a paddle. Water can remove evidence from a body. Remember Obama begging the family on the phone to do a hasty cremation without an autopsy?

Not a peep from his family. They were well paid off, but maybe after they squander the money they will speak (or be quietly snuffed after the fact).