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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,711,254 views  38,502 comments

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27143   Ceffer   2023 Aug 11, 11:31pm  

Instead of lengthy, cumbersome, endless, expensive court proceedings consumed by rafts of lawyer locusts and bribing myriad officials for eminent domain status and prying holdouts off their property over years and years and years, the new technique for re-development and right of way is just to hire the DEW and HAARP mercenaries to wipe out the communities as 'Acts of God'. Like, after the first couple of dozen places bulldozed by DEW/HAARP, people wouldn't figure it out? The signatures are unmistakable, but identifying the specific perps? Maybe Klaus knows. It's coming to a community near you soon! See the pattern they have established now to impose their 'guaranteed to fail' green measures and forcing people into 'smart prisons, err, cities'?

Apparently, Maui was slated (through their crooked blue politicians) to be renewable resource and smart city exemplar. In like Sri Lanka?

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/115395
27144   Patrick   2023 Aug 11, 11:33pm  

I do suspect this is just more arson by the globull warming religion to spread fear.

Funny how the most liberal places are the ones catching fire: California, Australia, Canada, Hawaii

Let me know when Russia or China catches fire.
27148   richwicks   2023 Aug 11, 11:39pm  

Ceffer says







In the last episode, I believe it was revealed he is an FIB agent but I don't know the show well.
27149   Ceffer   2023 Aug 11, 11:48pm  

Sam lawn gnome may be an incorrigible and unmuffle-able Eveready battery Bunny sociopath, like Michael Avanetti. He's already tried to pull another crypto scam called a 'rug pull' using computer resources (whether that was sponsored by CIA handlers or not is anybody's guess).

When his body double is prepped for prime time and convincing enough, then Sam may be sent into CIA witness protection or 'retired' with extreme prejudice. The judge revoking bail isn't an act of justice, it's CIA instructions to get and keep the patsy to STFU and stay out of sight and out of mind.

27152   Ceffer   2023 Aug 11, 11:54pm  

Just coincidentally, the homeless die of carbon monoxide poisoning while washing their clothes. Well, back to that double strength fentanyl hot shot plan.

27154   Bd6r   2023 Aug 12, 5:23am  

Patrick says

I do suspect this is just more arson by the globull warming religion to spread fear.

Funny how the most liberal places are the ones catching fire: California, Australia, Canada, Hawaii

Let me know when Russia or China catches fire.

@Patrick,

Here you go:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F2qLmM858Q0

Forest fires are quite common in Russia, presumably because they are needed to pretend burn forest that was illegally sold to China. At least that is their conspiracy theory.
27155   HeadSet   2023 Aug 12, 8:54am  

Patrick says





That is a horrible misconception. Americans do not burn the bacon like that.
27156   Patrick   2023 Aug 12, 8:56am  

But is anybody pretending that those are due to "climate change"?
27157   Bd6r   2023 Aug 12, 9:17am  

Patrick says


But is anybody pretending that those are due to "climate change"?

Not really. Each part of the world have their own conspiracy theories.

This is from 2019 but I heard the same about this year's fires:

https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/08/07/russia-says-siberian-wildfires-started-on-purpose-by-illegal-loggers-a66740

The General Prosecutor said it had identified cases in which forest fires in the Irkutsk region of Siberia had been deliberately started in order to conceal illegal wood felling, the state-run RIA news agency reported.

"We have discovered such cases in Irkutsk region in which it seems fires were covering up illegal logging," General Prosecutor's spokesman Alexander Kurennoy was quoted as saying.

Even in their case a lot of fires are due to arson, not by climate change arsonists but by illegal loggers.
27158   Bd6r   2023 Aug 12, 9:18am  

HeadSet says

That is a horrible misconception. Americans do not burn the bacon like that.

And we most definitely can not fit all our guns on a kitchen table.
27159   SoTex   2023 Aug 12, 11:50am  

Ceffer says

Apparently, Maui was slated (through their crooked blue politicians) to be renewable resource and smart city exemplar. In like Sri Lanka?


Missed my condo by ~3.5 miles. My business partner wasn't so lucky and his house burned down. I've only had a 10 second phone call with him since the event which was cutoff. His family are okay. I too suspect arson.
27160   Ceffer   2023 Aug 12, 12:35pm  

just_passing_through says

I too suspect arson.

A 'brush fire' on what appears to be a nearly barren ancient lava flow. Gaslighting per usual usual. They do cane field burns periodically in the ag sections of Maui. It's not like they are not familiar with such things.
27163   Ceffer   2023 Aug 12, 2:01pm  

Yeah, we kinna figured that one out, too. Town, city, forest or suburb gets in your way, just burn it to shit from the sky, people and all, blame it on natural causes or Global Warming Fraud. How 9/11 of them. Want some tasty subversion, put train derailers randomly on tracks of rail cars carrying hazardous substances.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/115442

27164   Ceffer   2023 Aug 12, 2:28pm  

Probably a time lapse photo as the laser surveyor swept over its targets. What was that about them not being visible? Guess they are visible to infrared.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/115462

27165   Ceffer   2023 Aug 12, 2:32pm  

Pathognomonic DEW signatures of aluminum puddling around vehicles with windows out.
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/115463
27166   Ceffer   2023 Aug 12, 2:36pm  

"Of course. Whenever we want to hide shit, we 1. Classify it 2. Call it an issue of 'national security' 3. Say no disclosures on an object of ongoing (meaning non existent) investigation. 4. Slow walk the matter into the oblivion of the memory hole when people become preoccupied with other more recent staged panics 5. Flush and drain the evidence ASAP."

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/34021
27167   richwicks   2023 Aug 12, 2:47pm  

Ceffer says


Yeah, we kinna figured that one out, too. Town, city, forest or suburb gets in your way, just burn it to shit from the sky, people and all, blame it on natural causes or Global Warming Fraud. How 9/11 of them. Want some tasty subversion, put train derailers randomly on tracks of rail cars carrying hazardous substances.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/115442




This is nothing unusual:

https://www.aldonco.com/product/147-two-way-retractable-derail/

Isn't it surprising how little crime and violence exists in our society? I can kill people with NO CHANCE of being caught, so can you, but we don't. You can derail a train for $5K. - but you don't.

Are you surprised at how civilized we actually are?

There's no point in violence. You can't change things with that, you can only change minds and my government, my primitive government, doesn't understand this yet. They are thugs, and understand nothing but violence. Violent people need to be removed, they have no idea what they are doing, they are like little children, primitive.
27168   Tenpoundbass   2023 Aug 12, 2:55pm  

Ceffer says

Pathognomonic DEW signatures of aluminum puddling around vehicles with windows out.


IF the fire was started by a DEW, all that was needed was to set the over grown brush on the abandoned farmlands on the island to do the same damage.
Bellows are used in smelting because they make a fire source many times hotter than they normally would be The fire took place while a dry hurricane struck the Island. But I find it odd, that very little was even said about the Hurricane but that's the story. If that is to be believed, then you don't even need a DEW to do that damage. All you need is a weather savvy Ecoterrorism. The convection in those flames would have been as much as 800F.

But it is strange, how these fires all seem to have the same aftermath time and time again, since these rash of Climate Change induced fires has started ravaging Blue States. .
27169   richwicks   2023 Aug 12, 3:15pm  

Tenpoundbass says

But it is strange, how these fires all seem to have the same aftermath time and time again, since these rash of Climate Change induced fires has started ravaging Blue States. .


I believe this is arson, but I believe "DEW" is kookification.

It's easy to start a fire, you don't need high tech bullshit to do it. I could burn down the mountains around me with a few drones, or just matches if I wanted to take a risk.

When there is a conspiracy, there's an effort to crazy it up, so you will dismiss it. That's what I think Directed Energy Weapons are - "crazying it up", you can do it far more simply and less expensively.
27170   SoTex   2023 Aug 12, 3:16pm  

Ceffer says

A 'brush fire' on what appears to be a nearly barren ancient lava flow. Gaslighting per usual usual. They do cane field burns periodically in the ag sections of Maui. It's not like they are not familiar with such things.


We've had similar fires several times over the past 5 years in that area and they didn't do anything to prevent future fires. You'd think they'd bury the power lines finally but no, some bone in the ground might be disturbed.
27171   SoTex   2023 Aug 12, 3:36pm  

Tenpoundbass says

IF the fire was started by a DEW, all that was needed was to set the over grown brush on the abandoned farmlands on the island to do the same damage.
Bellows are used in smelting because they make a fire source many times hotter than they normally would be The fire took place while a dry hurricane struck the Island. But I find it odd, that very little was even said about the Hurricane but that's the story. If that is to be believed, then you don't even need a DEW to do that damage. All you need is a weather savvy Ecoterrorism. The convection in those flames would have been as much as 800F.

But it is strange, how these fires all seem to have the same aftermath time and time again, since these rash of Climate Change induced fires has started ravaging Blue States. .


Powerlines were down all over the place so that is probably the culprit but I don't discount a firebug on the upper road. One of my guests who was trapped barely got out because of downed powerlines. People were driving over them one at a time slowly causing a backup. Later he had one fall over onto his car and directly hit him.

They are still stuck in Kihei as far as I know with their belongings in my condo. They almost made it back yesterday to pick up their stuff but the state shut the road down again due to looting and people going into the burn zone.
27172   SoTex   2023 Aug 12, 3:39pm  

Tenpoundbass says

The fire took place while a dry hurricane struck the Island. But I find it odd, that very little was even said about the Hurricane but that's the story.


That's half the story. There was another weather system up North and they were spinning in different directions, i.e., one clock wise and the other counter.

The winds joined and sort of combined forces to generate the 80mph winds that blew right through the center of Maui.
27173   Tenpoundbass   2023 Aug 12, 3:54pm  

just_passing_through says

We've had similar fires several times over the past 5 years in that area and they didn't do anything to prevent future fires. You'd think they'd bury the power lines finally but no, some bone in the ground might be disturbed.


Yes agreed the pattern of totally scorched earth in these fires are too frequent for once in 100 year fires.
27174   Ceffer   2023 Aug 12, 4:10pm  

For the curious again, atypical fires are not forest fires. He outlines the temperatures required for various observed damages and what a 'natural' fire can and cannot do. Watch the video:
Sorry for BadTube, Pat,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHeoaIh7cx8



27176   Ceffer   2023 Aug 12, 4:19pm  

Apparently, they have a meeting slated to make Maui completely electric and the first area governed by AI. Lunatics are in charge.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/104148

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/104149

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