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Ceffer
2023 Oct 18, 11:55am
Ceffer
2023 Oct 18, 11:55am
Boonka Boonka Boonked and De-Boonked. Weren't there at least five more days of rage and antipathy before this ran out? Shit, nobody gets their monies worth any more.
https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/5178
https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/5178
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Ceffer
2023 Oct 18, 7:17pm
Ceffer
2023 Oct 18, 7:17pm
No propaganda was harmed in the deboonking of this incendiary message.
https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/110015
https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/110015
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Ceffer
2023 Oct 18, 7:19pm
Ceffer
2023 Oct 18, 7:19pm
By an American bomb for the Uniside. The hate riling was a 7 out of 10 for the Uniside Hate Olympics.
https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/110016
https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/110016
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Ceffer
2023 Oct 18, 7:22pm
Ceffer
2023 Oct 18, 7:22pm
Bibi stacks the non sequiturs and Satanic inversions on deep. "But not us and our Nazis, you know, the other Nazis, whoever they are. We're the GOOD Nazis, or the less bad Nazis, or maybe just the only fucking Nazis that matter. I'm confused.
Moloch, give me a hand here."
Moloch, give me a hand here."
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Ceffer
2023 Oct 18, 10:51pm
Ceffer
2023 Oct 18, 10:51pm
LOL! They no longer consider him worthy of the overhead of proper mask management. Pretty soon, they'll just be putting the mask on a stick and pipe in the sound track.
https://t.me/Absolute1776/27433
https://t.me/Absolute1776/27433
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Ceffer
2023 Oct 18, 10:56pm
Ceffer
2023 Oct 18, 10:56pm
Who gives a fuck. It blew up a parking lot, not a hospital. Lose ten yards for both unisides.
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Ceffer
2023 Oct 19, 1:06am
Ceffer
2023 Oct 19, 1:06am
You're right, Cher. If Trump is re-elected, your supply of adrenochrome and children's tissues will dry up and your withdrawal will make you look like a wrinkled old prune hag overnight instead of just a plastic surgery miscalculation. Try Romania.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/93433
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/93433
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Ceffer
2023 Oct 19, 7:14pm
Ceffer
2023 Oct 19, 7:14pm
Since his mission statement is to destroy the Republic and the Constitution, he may be right in a wrong way. Keep funding those entities who are destructive of our national security.
https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/5195
https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/5195
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richwicks
2023 Oct 20, 1:42am
richwicks
2023 Oct 20, 1:42am
Ceffer says
They won't.
I will, but they won't. You're not talking to 1 person, you're talking to 40 or 100, or 1000 or more.
If you want to convince people, do it upfront. Just explain how YOU were convinced. This isn't much to ask. Don't make people spend any more time than necessary.
They won't.
I will, but they won't. You're not talking to 1 person, you're talking to 40 or 100, or 1000 or more.
If you want to convince people, do it upfront. Just explain how YOU were convinced. This isn't much to ask. Don't make people spend any more time than necessary.
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zzyzzx
2023 Oct 20, 10:53am
zzyzzx
2023 Oct 20, 10:53am
None of the refugees I've taken in will wear a mask or get vaccinated for COVID!!
My household is so diverse and vibrant right now. THE CULTURE on display is intoxicating. I'm the envy of white liberals everywhere. I'm walking around 24/7 with a massive bonk on underneath my Minion onesie. I feel so enriched. With all that said, things aren't exactly harmonious here. Perhaps it was a mistake to take in refugees from Israel and Palestine. They're not exactly getting along. Samer has accused Noah of encroaching upon his part of the house, which has been clearly sectioned off with a long piece of tape, and for what it's worth, Noah came running to me with a bloody nose shortly after and told me Samer had punched him. I don't know who to believe or who's side to take, all I know is I'm going broke with all these mouths to feed!
My long-time Ukrainian refugee house-pet Nykolai has also become shockingly racist towards our new house guests too. I never knew he harboured such awful, backwards beliefs!! "Get rid of zem or I vill." Nykolai grumbled menacingly at me over our evening bowls of borscht. My jaw dropped. I lunged for the spray bottle, but it was just out of reach. If this kind of behavior carries on, I'll have to think about rehoming him or getting him put down. I've put an ad up on Gumtree anyway, but so far no one's shown any interest. Ukrainians have just gone out of fashion, it seems.
The worst part of all of this though is that none of my new friends will get jabbed or wear mask around the house. I've TOLD them that I'm severely immunocompromised, and they either laughed in my face or straight up ignored me. It's like they don't even care about COVID or something!! I'm sure one of them has given me Long COVID. My stomach has been terrible for the past few days. Every few hours I shit my guts out. Thankfully all of this delicious, exotic, multicultural food I'm being introduced to every night is keeping my spirits up!
My household is so diverse and vibrant right now. THE CULTURE on display is intoxicating. I'm the envy of white liberals everywhere. I'm walking around 24/7 with a massive bonk on underneath my Minion onesie. I feel so enriched. With all that said, things aren't exactly harmonious here. Perhaps it was a mistake to take in refugees from Israel and Palestine. They're not exactly getting along. Samer has accused Noah of encroaching upon his part of the house, which has been clearly sectioned off with a long piece of tape, and for what it's worth, Noah came running to me with a bloody nose shortly after and told me Samer had punched him. I don't know who to believe or who's side to take, all I know is I'm going broke with all these mouths to feed!
My long-time Ukrainian refugee house-pet Nykolai has also become shockingly racist towards our new house guests too. I never knew he harboured such awful, backwards beliefs!! "Get rid of zem or I vill." Nykolai grumbled menacingly at me over our evening bowls of borscht. My jaw dropped. I lunged for the spray bottle, but it was just out of reach. If this kind of behavior carries on, I'll have to think about rehoming him or getting him put down. I've put an ad up on Gumtree anyway, but so far no one's shown any interest. Ukrainians have just gone out of fashion, it seems.
The worst part of all of this though is that none of my new friends will get jabbed or wear mask around the house. I've TOLD them that I'm severely immunocompromised, and they either laughed in my face or straight up ignored me. It's like they don't even care about COVID or something!! I'm sure one of them has given me Long COVID. My stomach has been terrible for the past few days. Every few hours I shit my guts out. Thankfully all of this delicious, exotic, multicultural food I'm being introduced to every night is keeping my spirits up!
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Ceffer
2023 Oct 20, 11:56am
Ceffer
2023 Oct 20, 11:56am
Familial Crime Boss Romney spits out more AI generated non sequitur nonsense speak. They really don't care any more, they are teleprompter bots.
https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/47229
https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/47229
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