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https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/gavin-newsom-says-california-believes-in-free-speech-and-if-you-disagree-you-will-be-arrested

Independent studies have confirmed Newsom's claim, although it is unclear whether the researchers who ran the study were just trying to avoid getting arrested by Newsom. "Our research places California at number 1 in a list of the freest places in the whole entire universe," said one nervous-looking scientist.

At publishing time, rumors had surfaced that Newsom was planning to run for President in his quest to make the entire country as free as California.

"We're confident that with our DEW real estate redevelopment plans, we can become the adrenochrome capital of the world. After all, the LA basin customer list is HUGE."

OP: excuse me but Newsom does not appear to have balls

Xi: "As soon as you have known the glory and joy of literally slaughtering millions of your citizens, you can join our ranks. So far, you are just in KommieKunt training wheels."

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/forensic-fables-friday-july-26-2024

It’s that wonderful season again, like Christmas but even better, when the nation gathers together in joy and harmony to cover up the most obvious side-effects of democrat policies — right before the presidential election. Yesterday, the Associated Press ran a story headlined, “Newsom orders California state agencies to start clearing homeless encampments.”

In what the AP called Governor Newsom’s “boldest action yet,” the leader of the Golden State issued an executive order addressed to state and local agencies, directing them “to move urgently to address dangerous encampments while supporting and assisting the individuals living in them.”

Move urgently. Time is of the essence.

How bold! How leaderlike! How … presidential! ...

A curious Associated Press noted, but promptly dismissed, what it called the “curious” timing of Newsom’s bold, leaderlike order “given recent developments in the 2024 presidential race”

Here’s the thing. The Grants Pass vs Johnson ruling…the one that Dem leaders allege stopped them from clearing homeless encampments(funny how non Dem and Moderate Dem places like Dem mayor Carolyn Goodman of Las Vegas managed to clear encampments with no issue) was in 2018. Yet somehow the homeless in San Francisco got worse under Gavin’s Mayorship even though that ruling hadn’t been made.

Newsome is full of shit. Like he has serious feces breath. Anyway, one other thing of note is the homeless “advocates” are already bleating that this won’t solve the problem…will just shuffle homeless to other jurisdiction. Too late assholes, you had your 10 years and billions of dollars to fix it. Time to move people or start making arrests.