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SactoQT, you have a large orange cat? Did you know that they are 99% male? Is your cat a 8-toed mutant like mine also? Mr. Fuchs is amazing, so lazy, so beautiful, so jerky, ahhhh to be a beautiful talented athlete that is dummer than a bag of hammers.

I have to count my cats toes. Actually, I think he has the normal number, but he really looks just like Fuch's. He's a complete asshole too. Another funny trait my cat has is that he totally prefers men to women. I stayed with my parents while I was planning my wedding, and my cat completely ignored me in favor of my dad. To this day 7 years later, when my dad comes over the cat comes running as if to say "you're here you're here!" Dumb jerk would leave me in an instant if my dad asked.

But he's good with my kids so he gets to stay. I thought he'd be complete hell with the kids. But he's so damn ornery he refuses to let the kids chase him out of a room. He just lays there and takes their abuse out of sheer perversity.

"Fuchie is a bit of a biter"

All the good men are. ...Oops, sorry, I'll shut up now.

Fuchie is a eunuch. I can attest to his Aria abilities.

"ahhhh to be a beautiful talented athlete that is dummer than a bag of hammers."

It's the American dream.

The Dude's not greedy, he just wanted his rug back, really tied the room together.

Dude!

Dude.

Nice marmot.

Nothings fucked here

Nothings fucked here? The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain.

And of course, careful man there's a beverage here.

"Nothings fucked here

Nothings fucked here? The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain.

And of course, careful man there’s a beverage here. "

Okay, it's been too long, I don't remember this part of the movie. Or have we moved on to other obscure references now? Refresh my memory, dude.

"WHEW! I made it back before “Huh?-1000″ was achieved…."

Jack's back. Only seconds until we acheive Huh 1000 now.

dude gets pushed into Lebowski's limo, spills drink, and utters, "careful man there's a beverage here"

Then trys to explain to lebowski that "new shit has recently came to light, theres a lot of in and outs". and that "nothings fucked here"

"dude gets pushed into Lebowski’s limo, spills drink, and utters, “careful man there’s a beverage here”"

Dude. I need to watch the movie again.

jamie, absolutely! Coen bros rule.

I thought O Brother, Where Art Thou? was pretty brilliant too.

Dude

But there's nothing like cured ham.

Jamie, you mean the odyssey?

I thought O Brother, Where Art Thou? was pretty brilliant too.

It's a "bonafide" brilliant movie. One of my favorites.

Jack, I believe you have to register first. Man, I miss the Fuchs.

Shit! Surfer-X got to be 1000.

Oh man, the fuchs is so coming home, the last post was 1000.

There is no thread bubble.

(not investment advice)

Oh BTW, in the second fuchs picture, that isn't glare off his eyes, it's the back of his head, from the inside. Nothing there. Empty.

really

Oh well, there is always 2000th post (this sunday) SQT.

Oh you are ambitious.

_Sigh_

Can't stay too long. I have to go and be all mom like and make dinner. No fun. I'd rather talk about movies and Fuch's. Oh well.

Give em pop tarts SQT. Stay!

Now that's funny, don't think it's going to happen though.

I do the cooking because my wife is like my cat, very pretty and very lazy. I kid I kid. :) but I do cook better than her, so I get that task.

or should I say fishdicks

Wow, no subtlety at all! Or am I missing something? Afraid the pop tarts aren't going to happen. My kids would love it though.

jack, it's 4:20 dude! Man, I crack myself up. :) :) :)

Well Surfer-X, at least she's pretty. Dare I say I'm both pretty and not lazy...._brings pinky up to lip a la' Dr. Evil_

For all you know I could be. ;)

I really should go before I say anything more ridiculous than my last post. Catch you all later. On to 2000!

jack, 4:20

http://tinyurl.com/8bqg4

One more before I go.

Now you have me TERRIFIED! My daughter's birthday is on 4/20. Evil evil people.

Remember what the doormouse said, "Feed your thread".

jack, no fishdicks confusion, just my daily harassment! :)

I was suggesting that SQT feed her family fish sticks, so she would not have to mess up her perfect hair slaving over a hot stove all evening.

You are very proper, better shape up before AARP (aka, the boomer mafia) stops by and rips your card up.

Are you saying that you dont want your daughter to know the bong SQT?

Alcoholics and drug addicts abound in the family. I want to keep her as far away from the bong as possible. I am the rare person who has never done any drugs. After watching my brother's make asses of themselves for years on end, I kind of thought, "Do I really want to do that?" It was pretty easy to stay away from the substances after seeing their example.

Ok. I'm really going now.

1038 comments... I am priced out. :(

"1038 comments… I am priced out."

There is a loan to suit every need!

Oh no, our thread count is starting to look less like fine sheets and more like a tax form!