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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,073,426 views  41,375 comments

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31737   Patrick   2023 Dec 21, 8:21pm  

Ceffer says

"Sir, the Project Monarch catamites disguised as aides are revolting." "They certainly are. Can't they just keep their ugly assholes to themselves?" "Sir, you mean the sex?" "No, I mean the Congress people."




True:

https://www.advocate.com/politics/capitol-hill-second-gay-sex
31738   REpro   2023 Dec 21, 10:01pm  

Ceffer says





Return from Moon was a "Peace of cake."
Since Moon gravitation is 6 times smaller than on Earth, cosmonauts just need a rocket 6 times smaller than Saturn V plus refilling station with a crew.

31739   Ceffer   2023 Dec 21, 10:32pm  

Don't forget the rest of the Biden clan.

31740   Ceffer   2023 Dec 21, 11:21pm  

It's account holder harvest time! The age old cyclic pattern of the parasites.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/95537

https://twitter.com/JustnStillness/status/1737709654178726266
31741   Ceffer   2023 Dec 21, 11:25pm  

Secret foreign agent man Blinken is the source of this propaganda, it seems. Why would anybody believe this foreign asset?

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/57637
31743   HeadSet   2023 Dec 22, 11:14am  

The_Deplorable says




https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1737700986494284215

Odd, I plotted that "irrational" equation and got this:


31746   ElYorsh   2023 Dec 22, 2:25pm  

HeadSet says

The_Deplorable says





https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1737700986494284215

Odd, I plotted that "irrational" equation and got this:




God is a woman
31756   Ceffer   2023 Dec 22, 11:42pm  

Momma was right.

31765   Ceffer   2023 Dec 22, 11:54pm  

More hopium. When the time comes, it will be "swift and clean" according to the Q-ites. That implies putsch, that the recipients have been selected and tracked, but the single time when they are taken out at once hasn't been decided. Maybe why we see weeping, nervous and frozen politicians? They were put back on the board to await their doom? One would hopium, but who knows from the bleachers.

https://t.me/qthestormrider777/19071
31767   AmericanKulak   2023 Dec 23, 12:54am  

What happened to the CCP Bunker in Maine that was MOAB'd by an F-16? Why does Trump keep leaving his secure SSBN to talk in Iowa?
31769   AmericanKulak   2023 Dec 23, 3:50am  

"No, it's not fair we fucked around and found out! We should be able to fuck around and nobody find out"
31771   Ceffer   2023 Dec 23, 7:11am  

"they do not play nice because they want you to be afraid. and they want you to be afraid because fearful people dare not speak against what is being done to them.

and if you think this is just the criminal system playing this game, perhaps take a step back and look around. selective enforcement and process as punishment has become the modus operendi for most of the federal machinery. the hypocrisy is not a mistake, it’s a bludgeon. the awfulness and intractability and the expense of the process is not a flaw in the design, it’s the point of the design.

the IRS plays this game and is gearing up to play it harder. the FDA permits a favored few to cut corners while pile driving the rest. the EPA, the SEC, even the FBI now play this game. to even be accused is to lose. just having them come and “ask some questions” can cost hundreds of thousands even millions of dollars. this is how “rule by regulator” works.

nice factory you got there, be a shame if your political views made it such that someone came along and demanded an environmental impact assessment.
nice protest sign, you trying to incite some kind of insurrection? is that hate speech? no? well, all the same, i think you better come with us. the courts can sort this out in a year or two…
we are increasingly asked to live beneath an ever-searching ever-ostentatious eye of mordor and if it lands on you, your life gets upended and so we must all cower behind rocks and hope to escape its baleful notice.

whether or not you did anything is of little moment.

to simply draw attention and be fed into the maw of the machine is enough."
"To keep order, these lower ranks are publicly humiliated or otherwise scorned or flogged as a reminder to the middle ranks to behave and conform to the cult and its ideology.
Whenever a change in policy or "harvest" of the cult's general population (for the benefit of the elite) is ordained by the rulers a necessary sacrifice of some cross section of the entire hierarchy occurs, along with an open and brutal display of the elite's true contempt and hatred of the people they rule over and unfairly take advantage of."

Remember the purge a few years ago of the media executives? Done purely to incite fear even in the empowered ranks of the perverts.
https://substack.com/redirect/4c809007-5355-4966-b893-5449b944e485
31772   Ceffer   2023 Dec 23, 8:54am  

One good useful idiot deserves to devour another. If you lower the moral and ethical tone to 'win' the tax pot, then expect that others are capable of an even lower moral and ethical tone. From the annals of unexpected consequences, or was it planned that way? Blacks get temporarily puffed up, then are devoured by the new waves. There's your reparations for you from your party. Welcome to the downside of KommieKunt land.

https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/49800
31773   Ceffer   2023 Dec 23, 9:00am  

They seem to have forgotten the slight issue of secret handshake, guild, and Masonic loyalties, infused in the military and the Executive as elsewhere. Remember Pence getting his Masonic Coin reward handoff from Nancy Actress when he stabbed the country in the back in 2020 election? Do you think he gave a rat's ass about our Constitution? None of them give a rat's ass about our pathetic Constitution.

https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/49814
31775   Ceffer   2023 Dec 23, 9:21am  

As with NYT, one needs a gaslighting, Satanic inversion and propaganda decoder ring. "Along the current line" means the Dnieper River, Odessa, Transnistria, and a chunk of partition for Poland. They want to save face by making it look like the foreign occupied foreign city state of DC and it's foreign secret agent man SOS are in the driver's seat instead of being dragged behind a Russian tank.

https://t.me/WW3INFO/30656

31776   Ceffer   2023 Dec 23, 9:38am  

Did he consider that 'cleaning up' might include black fake election minted and elevated corruptocrats, or does he just want the up and coming corruptocrat competition eliminated selectively? Stolen elections and Soros Fecal Impactions have consequences, often unintended, and there is no loyalty or professional courtesy amongst Illuminati KommieKunts. Use one group, then throw them away like used toilet paper for the next. Shoulda stuck with ethics and first principles. If you get Lahaina-ated, it's just deserts?

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/95542

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