Actually, parrots like their cages as long as the doors are open a good bit of the time for them to climb around. They also like being covered up at night.
She's got a big mouth - probably could be trained to be a good cock gobbler, so she isn't a total loss. Teach her to deep throat it so it bounces off her uvula.
Some of you might remember Peggy Joseph. Obama voter who said on TV Obama would give her free gas, she wouldn't have to pay her mortgage, etc.
Years later she was interviewed by a conservative documentarian. She was a totally different person who acknowledged what an idiot she was. It was quite the impressive transformation
#humor