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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 3,134,092 views 42,163 comments

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 2:39pm

Let me guess. The new temple will have a big, bull like statue with an open furnace for a belly.

https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=239302

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 2:40pm

Even huge Antarctic Alien farts are powerful.

https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=239302

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 2:54pm

After the last demonstrated successful incursion of Iranian missiles, they have decided to rename it "The Iron Publicity Stunt And Fireworks Show For The Account Holders".

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 3:01pm

More palaver from the unregistered foreign agent and Ukranian spy appointed by Chatham House known as Blinken. Guess they couldn't find an American who would toe the line. They preach the loudest for their criminal enterprises. The foreign occupied foreign city state of Washigton DC doesn't even pretend any more.

https://t.me/sitreports/2631

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 3:12pm

A nation of nipple eaters. Err, lotus nipple eaters. Err, lotus eaters. I'm confused.

https://t.me/JovanHuttonPulitzer/12011

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 3:15pm

The Homeless Industrial Complex has officially become another avenue of money laundering. Virtue signaling straw men are hard to come by these days. How do they destroy our index of suspicion? More flouride?

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 3:18pm

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 3:22pm

Reparations? Cash? Amazon deliveries of crack and Colt 45? More printing press diplomas? Prostitution and business savvy drug franchises for eight year olds? More DA's not prosecuting crime? Dating services forcing white cheerleaders to say yes? Netflix roles as computer geniuses? Open season on killing white people without prosecution? Firing police and hiring the gangs? Debt forgiveness no sales taxes? The possibilities are boundless.

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 3:27pm

Probably still better than eating cockroaches. At least they will get you nicotine stoned.

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 3:31pm

They should probably just fog this stuff in Santa Cruz, and a good portion of the homeless would leave in a rage somewhere where they could hold on to their high.

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 3:33pm

Too numerous to count. Oh, for a microscopic Overton Window again! Libby delusion is only partially contagious.

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 3:34pm

We could tell you, but we'd have to kill you. Fuck, we'll just kill you anyway.

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 3:52pm

Sanctimonious blow darts for the phony aggrieved raiding parties.

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 5:06pm

Like, does the Pope shit in the woods? One might say they updated the hustle for modern times.

https://t.me/JovanHuttonPulitzer/12043

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 5:06pm

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 5:07pm

https://t.me/JovanHuttonPulitzer/12035

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 5:09pm

Realistically speaking, Hunter was probably hot shotted a while ago and replaced with a CIA cartoon to carry on the distractions. He's much more useful as a zombie avatar than a whining loose cannon.

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HeadSet 2024 Apr 19, 5:30pm

Ceffer says

Boy, that's one blow job while driving that really went badly.

Still worth it.

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AmericanKulak 2024 Apr 19, 7:41pm

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 7:48pm

This what the Haitians and illegal swarms want: self barbecuing honkey long pig.
AmericanKulak says

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 10:49pm

Male trannies in 1960 had more testosterone than 20 year olds males today. Okay, it's an assertion fallacy, but so are most data harvesting under color of science. However, I think this one is true.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/125898

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Ceffer 2024 Apr 19, 10:53pm

In theory, our sun has gone from a 'yellow sun' to a 'white sun' due to more emanations from the galactic center as earth wobbles up and down on the axial plane of the galaxy. This is supposed to generate vibrancy in life and higher general intellect and awareness in the populace. Could it be that one of the purposes of chemtrailing is an attempt to prevent this energy vibrancy from reaching us and giving the fiends more time to plot against us?