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komputodo
2024 Aug 18, 9:05pm
komputodo
2024 Aug 18, 9:05pm
FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says
we used to call them CURB FEELERS. The lowriders and the joggers were still using those in the 70s...BTW, does anyone remember when people would have 2 rubber straps dangling from the chassis and touching the road...something about static electricity?
Those were curb finders
we used to call them CURB FEELERS. The lowriders and the joggers were still using those in the 70s...BTW, does anyone remember when people would have 2 rubber straps dangling from the chassis and touching the road...something about static electricity?
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PeopleUnited
2024 Aug 18, 9:53pm
Lightning McQueen saw these in radiator springs.
But here’s one for everyone...
PeopleUnited
2024 Aug 18, 9:53pm
Lightning McQueen saw these in radiator springs.
But here’s one for everyone...
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DemocratsAreTotallyFucked
2024 Aug 18, 11:28pm
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked
2024 Aug 18, 11:28pm
PeopleUnited says
True story: I hid under one these babies during the Loma Prieta Earthquake. I, a librarian and a little girl. All hell was breaking loose. Encyclopedia Brittanicas were flying all over the place.
All three of us figured out that the card catalogs were the safest places to dive under.
I had a student job there as a page. My shift started at 5pm. I was just starting to take a cart of magazines to shelve when the quake hit at 5:07pm.
But here’s one for everyone...
True story: I hid under one these babies during the Loma Prieta Earthquake. I, a librarian and a little girl. All hell was breaking loose. Encyclopedia Brittanicas were flying all over the place.
All three of us figured out that the card catalogs were the safest places to dive under.
I had a student job there as a page. My shift started at 5pm. I was just starting to take a cart of magazines to shelve when the quake hit at 5:07pm.
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Onvacation
2024 Aug 19, 5:23am
Onvacation
2024 Aug 19, 5:23am
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
I remember my old set from the 60s. Someone intentionally broke up the volumes so it said something interesting on the spine. My favorite:
Encyclopedia Brittanicas
I remember my old set from the 60s. Someone intentionally broke up the volumes so it said something interesting on the spine. My favorite:
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WookieMan
2024 Aug 19, 8:39am
WookieMan
2024 Aug 19, 8:39am
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
I got all 20 and I'm not even that old. The curb scraper thing is new to me. Just don't hit the damn curb. Not that hard.
I got all 20 and I'm not even that old. The curb scraper thing is new to me. Just don't hit the damn curb. Not that hard.
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WookieMan
2024 Aug 19, 8:43am
WookieMan
2024 Aug 19, 8:43am
zzyzzx says
I've never had a problem with any car I've owned with electric windows. 7 cars deep and no issues. My first car did have manual windows though. Kind of a pain if I'm being lazy, which I am. Former smoker so just one window was not enough to get the smell out, so reaching over to the passenger side was a bitch. Thank god I quit that habit and got a newer car.
The vastly more reliable manual crank windows.
I've never had a problem with any car I've owned with electric windows. 7 cars deep and no issues. My first car did have manual windows though. Kind of a pain if I'm being lazy, which I am. Former smoker so just one window was not enough to get the smell out, so reaching over to the passenger side was a bitch. Thank god I quit that habit and got a newer car.
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komputodo
2024 Aug 19, 12:23pm
komputodo
2024 Aug 19, 12:23pm
Onvacation says
anyone remember those fake wide whitewalls that stuck to the tires? Also when they started making tires with white lettering and then red lettering and/or a red stripe?
Wouldn't want to scrape those whitewalls.
anyone remember those fake wide whitewalls that stuck to the tires? Also when they started making tires with white lettering and then red lettering and/or a red stripe?
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DemocratsAreTotallyFucked
2024 Aug 19, 12:26pm
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked
2024 Aug 19, 12:26pm
clambo says
I have a bunch of these also.
My grandfather would give me a silver dollar when he saw me.
I have a bunch of these also.
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Ceffer
2024 Aug 19, 2:11pm
Ceffer
2024 Aug 19, 2:11pm
clambo says
Really? What did you have on him? The babysitter?
My grandfather would give me a silver dollar when he saw me.
Really? What did you have on him? The babysitter?
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HeadSet
2024 Aug 19, 3:26pm
HeadSet
2024 Aug 19, 3:26pm
Ceffer says
Oh, that is a bit tame for a Ceffer joke. We would expect something like "I bet you wondered why he paid so much for your dirty underwear."
clambo says
My grandfather would give me a silver dollar when he saw me.
Really? What did you have on him? The babysitter?
Oh, that is a bit tame for a Ceffer joke. We would expect something like "I bet you wondered why he paid so much for your dirty underwear."
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Patrick
2024 Aug 20, 9:07pm
Patrick
2024 Aug 20, 9:07pm
Onvacation says
I remember a Britannica volume "Chicago to Death".
The Chicago article started with (to the best of my memory) "While many people grow up suspecting that government is corrupt, children in Chicago grow up knowing it to be a fact."
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
Encyclopedia Brittanicas
I remember my old set from the 60s. Someone intentionally broke up the volumes so it said something interesting on the spine. My favorite:
I remember a Britannica volume "Chicago to Death".
The Chicago article started with (to the best of my memory) "While many people grow up suspecting that government is corrupt, children in Chicago grow up knowing it to be a fact."
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Patrick
2024 Aug 20, 9:10pm
Patrick
2024 Aug 20, 9:10pm
clambo says
I still have the silver dollars my grandfather gave me.
My grandfather would give me a silver dollar when he saw me.
I still have the silver dollars my grandfather gave me.
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WookieMan
2024 Aug 21, 2:02pm
WookieMan
2024 Aug 21, 2:02pm
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
I've got 137,135 unread emails... lol. 455 unread text. I think 11 voicemails. Fuck technology. I only talk and communicate with people I have in my contacts. I hate the phone.
I've got 137,135 unread emails... lol. 455 unread text. I think 11 voicemails. Fuck technology. I only talk and communicate with people I have in my contacts. I hate the phone.
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Onvacation
2024 Aug 24, 10:46am
Onvacation
2024 Aug 24, 10:46am
Inspired from the new big mac thread
"Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun."
"Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun."
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Tenpoundbass
2024 Sep 5, 10:16am
Tenpoundbass
2024 Sep 5, 10:16am
Who here has chased the mosquito truck down the street? The original cloud chasers.
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Tenpoundbass
2024 Sep 5, 10:18am
Tenpoundbass
2024 Sep 5, 10:18am
Who still has a huge 3 piece entertainment credenza in their Living room?
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Tenpoundbass
2024 Sep 5, 10:25am
Tenpoundbass
2024 Sep 5, 10:25am
When was the last time anyone saw creaseo treated wood? It used to be on every wood that was exposed to the elements and the wood would last for many decades. Now uncoated pressure treated wood will be ruined in a few seasons if not painted or covered.
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Ceffer
2024 Sep 5, 10:40am
Ceffer
2024 Sep 5, 10:40am
Tenpoundbass says
Who needs flouride when you have those things.
Who here has chased the mosquito truck down the street? The original cloud chasers.
Who needs flouride when you have those things.
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Ceffer
2024 Sep 5, 10:41am
Ceffer
2024 Sep 5, 10:41am
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
They knew they were in trouble when Skynet started masturbating to porn and playing computer games.
They knew they were in trouble when Skynet started masturbating to porn and playing computer games.
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