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https://x.com/AfricanHub/status/1830620466085577059

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

Over the hill in porno land, probably alienated from an abusive family scene, can't get milf roles, has to ramp up to increasingly humiliating and sadistic group scenes to make the same money, addicted to drugs and alcohol, spent all the money on drugs and bullshit and has no savings and no skills, has a variety of chronic and acute physical problems related to having sex with multiple partners that she has to pay medical bills for herself, wears the scarlet letter for the rest of her life, can't latch on to a sugar daddy who isn't a perv who will kick her out at the slightest lack of acquiescence, used up every guy she ever knew or screwed, has to do lots of prostitution tricks with sicko strangers to get by, etc. etc., such is the progress of the female porno rake.

Were they certain it wasn't a Tesla blowing up?

Patrick says

Vibrator salad. It's the only explanation.

Does one out of two count?

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1337irr says

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"everythingthatmenknowaboutwomen.com’s DNS address could not be found. Diagnosing the problem."

@1337irr Does that site work for you? Maybe it's being censored.

Ceffer says

I remember when driving around can’t remember exactly but Idaho or Wyoming small towns actually villages, speed changes quickly in some blocks, very likely get tickets if not noticed speed signs!

Not if you are a KommieKunt. It's one of the ways towards the goal of maximum suffering for the greatest number in society.

Rin gets kicked off the plane:

Video evidence (in Hebrew). See if you even pay attention to what she is selling.

I can't remember what she is selling. Or is it remammary? I'm confused.

Ceffer says

not a joke, we have 3 signs in a row like that here. don’t blink.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

Video evidence (in Hebrew). See if you even pay attention to what she is selling.

Apparently, such reviews are all the rage on Israeli TikTok.

Hope it catches on in the US:

"Just like that! See? Just like that."

https://x.com/Altimor/status/1825659507617460439

A customer reached out asking for video tutorials.

We obviously have a Lindy handling this, and I was delighted to see that she sent a video.

But then I remembered we don't have a video tutorial and realized Lindy is literally fucking rickrolling our customers.

AI has reached the point of Rickrolling. Not sure if this is bad news.

Good thing they didn't go DEI with Womennonites or they would have been truly fucked. Lunch would probably have been good, though.

LOL! Thus, my icon.