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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,067,768 views  41,329 comments

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40074   Tenpoundbass   2024 Sep 15, 9:36am  

That girl sort of looks like the daughter of my interloper buddy I have talked about before. But she's not that big.
My buddy who I'll pervert his name and call him Arnold, likes to troll me, when we're talking politics. He will play devils advocate and try to justify the Left's position on Trump as being true. He takes great delight that the truth is often scrubbed from the internet and my only sources are sources that Wiki labels as Far Right Conspiracy Websites. He will regurgitate what Rachell Maddows or Joy Reid says about Trump then gloat when I can't find the relevant video or news article that disputes them. He trolled me Thursday morning at 6:30am with a barrage of Trump cat memes. Then justify the Haitians eating cats and ducks with Duck hunters with 6 kills, and news stories about Cubans in Miami that kills horses for meat and chickens for Santeria rituals. This has been going on for years, where's the outrage. Ignoring the fact that I'm trying to tell him, it's a distraction to keep the point that illegal voters are being imported into those small towns in red states.
This back and forth between us has been going on since 2016. Now both of his daughters look like fully woke tweens.(between late teens and early twenty).

The other dayt while he was trolling me and working me up over Trump politics, deflecting and defending what I said with pointless strawman arguments. Finally his oldest daughter came out of her room and said, "My God, will you just listen to HIM! You never let anyone talk, while you talk nonsense nonstop. Stop acting so stupid!".

This is the way he communicates with everyone, he's a ball buster. He's always crapping on everyone and everything, it's how he gets his kicks and jollies, even with his daughters.

I was really taken back by her sudden appearance and proclamation while Arnold and I were arguing, as none of them has ever weighed in. They just stay in their room and are emotionless when they walk past never giving an indication of where they stand in our back and forth.

I'm not sure if I have actually red pilled her over the years of our banter or if Arnold's cartoonish outrageous view of politics has. It's so outlandish, he would make JP's satire on the Left seem like reasonable politics. I wonder if his take on the Left has made them reject every left ideology their teachers drilled into them, so much to the point they are repulsed by it now.

I wanted to question her more on her views, but her disdain for what Arnold was saying said it all.
40075   Ceffer   2024 Sep 15, 10:45am  

Their latest: circus of Trump pending 'victomology' of whining criminals. Stormy will be sentenced to thirty bukake gang bangs without pay.

40078   Ceffer   2024 Sep 15, 7:50pm  

The cat memes have had good penetration, so keep 'em coming. If they start whinging about it, you know it's working.



40079   Ceffer   2024 Sep 15, 7:55pm  

I guess sociopathy and psychopathy are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

40081   Ceffer   2024 Sep 16, 1:18am  

Kinetics and assassination punishment are ramping up.

40082   Ceffer   2024 Sep 16, 1:28am  

That's because they want us eating bugs or eating each other.

40083   Ceffer   2024 Sep 16, 10:26am  

Gloves off, one would hopium.



40084   Ceffer   2024 Sep 16, 11:40am  

Local Police, judges, mayors etc. are the gears of local implementations of the NWO. Postal Service (comms) and Freemasons work together traditionally. Postal services and municipal police union hierarchies are centrally funneled into Switzerland. Coupla years ago several Freemason lodges in Vancouver were torched. I wonder why?

40085   Ceffer   2024 Sep 16, 11:48am  

Like Kurz arising from the mud in 'Apocalypse Now'.

40086   Ceffer   2024 Sep 16, 12:36pm  

Improvised lawn weapons for the suburbs.

40087   Ceffer   2024 Sep 16, 12:59pm  

Alas, poor Fluffy, we knew him well.

40088   Ceffer   2024 Sep 16, 1:02pm  

Biden Actor administration: the anarchist's best friend. Doesn't the glue in that mask get itchy on that beach? Maybe they put lidocaine on the mask's insides.

https://t.me/EthanLucasShow/19239
40092   Ceffer   2024 Sep 16, 2:02pm  

"Well, if people need protein, they can always go out and blow horses like I do. I lead by example."

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/09/were-getting-this-heart-climate-change-tim-walz/
40098   Ceffer   2024 Sep 16, 2:11pm  

Just wait until you start standing in lines for four hours a day for your rations of bugs and bread.

40100   Ceffer   2024 Sep 16, 4:38pm  

Notice the 'three stars' that are the flag of the foreign occupied foreign city state of Washington DC, which has a star each for DC, the City of London and the Vatican? It is a symbol of foreign domination of the Republic under color of a Federation. It's the CIA running an election fraud protection outreach from DC to the states. 'Democracy' (which does not exist) has become their subversive anthem, since it describes their DC democracy, not our Republic or our country.





https://x.com/annvandersteel/status/1835619812753502617?t=pdcwzjbmV84XPMzp6_P4Ng&s=19
40101   Kepi   2024 Sep 16, 6:07pm  

Good grief, you want to talk about hopium!

https://x.com/i/status/1835731986239066195
40102   Kepi   2024 Sep 16, 6:29pm  



40103   Ceffer   2024 Sep 17, 1:13am  

More commentary on the inflicted liberal illness:

40105   goofus   2024 Sep 17, 3:42am  

Ceffer says






Under pressure (from the weight of 40 stories of skyscraper), steel melts.



Pressure is inversely proportional to the square of temperature. As pressure increases, say by 9 times atmospheric (to make the math easy), melting point is reduced to 1/3rd of its standard temp and pressure value.
40106   GreaterNYCDude   2024 Sep 17, 7:12am  

Ceffer says

Improvised lawn weapons for the suburbs.



Back in the day we called this a "works bomb". Lime-a-way worked better than draino. You crumple the aluminum foil into little balls to maximize surface area.

Shake it and it gets hot quick. The HCL in the Lime a Way reacts with the foil producing hydrogen gas. Put it in a trash can or a mail box and it makes a big bang. Dumb kids having "Good times."
40107   GreaterNYCDude   2024 Sep 17, 7:16am  

goofus says


Ceffer says






Under pressure (from the weight of 40 stories of skyscraper), steel melts.



Pressure is inversely proportional to the square of temperature. As pressure increases, say by 9 times atmospheric (to make the math easy), melting point is reduced to 1/3rd of its standard temp and pressure value.


Clausius–Clapeyron is generally applicable to gases only. Liquids and solids are considered "non compressible" but at temperature the yield stress of the steel (or any metal) drops off quite rapidly. Add to that a load (and give the damaged area where the plane entered, the load is now redistributed amongst the other structural members) and catastrophic failure is not a physical impossiblity.
40108   Ceffer   2024 Sep 17, 10:15am  

C'mon, now, stop trying to cheer me up.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordFansWDSGroup/141134
40110   goofus   2024 Sep 17, 10:56am  

You’re right, solid/liquid phase transition should use this equation (with pressure inversely proportional to melting temperature). College thermodynamics was a while ago..


40111   Ceffer   2024 Sep 17, 11:41am  

"We investigated and turned our evidence and findings over the FBI. We are expecting action any day now. Yeah, any day now."

https://t.me/BannonWarRoom/50462
40112   Ceffer   2024 Sep 17, 11:51am  

The Evil Empire speaks more truth than our own leaders. It's all relative, but that's a switcheroo worth noting. Of course, the Euro forces and banksters destroying our country are the same ones plotting against Russian resources for generations.

https://t.me/ninoscorner/16464

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