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Elon Musk is hiring for his newest project
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DD214
2022 Dec 2, 8:22am
Musk says brain chip to begin human trials soon – and plans to get one himself. World’s richest man says human trials will begin within six months during presentation at health tech company Neuralink
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/dec/01/elon-musk-brain-chip-human-trials-nueralink
https://www.engadget.com/neuralink-ceo-elon-musk-expects-human-trials-within-six-months-025416421.html
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/dec/01/elon-musk-brain-chip-human-trials-nueralink
https://www.engadget.com/neuralink-ceo-elon-musk-expects-human-trials-within-six-months-025416421.html
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Patrick
2024 Feb 1, 9:33am
Patrick
2024 Feb 1, 9:33am
https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/10-newly-discovered-side-effects-of-neuralink
Slight headache: Well, they stuck it in your brain for crying out loud.
Every time your wife runs the vacuum you buy more Dogecoin: Also, is that vacuum looking kinda hot right now?
You finish all sentences with "End transmission": You also call your friends "meat beings".
Flight attendants ask you to put yourself in airplane mode: Rude.
Your Bible has been replaced with an Isaac Asimov novel: Weird, your wife's "Live, Laugh, Love" sign was also replaced with "The 3 Laws of Robotics."
Your family isn't keen on your new hobby of harvesting humans as batteries and placing them inside "The Matrix": Nor your quest to hunt down anyone named Sarah Connor.
Your wife gives birth to a Roomba: You name it Z≤µ∞Y=Æ.
Your neighbor's garage door opens whenever you sneeze: And you swear your washing machine just said, "Bless you."
You can say "Boobs" in 147 different languages: And you let everyone know this fact on X, the everything app®.
You own 17 Teslas: Five of them are pregnant.
https://www.neuralink.com/