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Local Laundering Scams, the Homeless Industrial Complex is a bounty
The new billing structure was allowed by a law signed by California Governor Gavin Newsom two years ago that required fixed electric fees be based on income.
HEAVEN — According to sources in the celestial realm, God is scratching His head in wonderment that Democrats somehow managed to mess up California.
"You guys were literally given everything! How do you even do that?" said a spokesangel for the Almighty. "You have perfect weather, beautiful coastline, great surfing, skiing in the mountains, fish tacos, rolling vineyards, the list goes on. How on earth did you manage to take the most beautiful stretch of land on God's earth and turn it into a huge dump?"
"It doesn't make any sense."
Sources say Democrats in California took issue with the idea that they were to blame, claiming instead that everyone else was to blame and definitely not them or anything. "Yeah, it's like global warming and stuff," said Governor Gavin Newsom to a crowd of homeless meth heads on Pier 39. "And not enough taxes. If we had more taxes, all the things would be better."
Sources confirmed the host of Heaven is watching in amazement as people are actually leaving the beauty of California in the millions, choosing to live instead in places like Ohio and Florida. "We intended Ohio to be a place of torment for those who displease the Lord. We filled Florida with man-eating snakes and gators so mankind wouldn't live there," continued the spokesangel. "But somehow, Democrats have made those places actually look attractive to people. It's truly baffling."
At publishing time, God had finally decided to pour out his divine wrath after finding the Democrats had figured out how to ruin fish tacos.
they've been banned for a long time out there
Patrick says
Wasn't that done 7-8 years ago? My kid puked in a rental car out there. Asked for plastic bags for the paper towels from clean up. He said he can't hand them out. I was polite and said you basically admitted you still have some stock in the back room (liquor store) between La Jolla and Anaheim as the destination.
I'm like dude I'm in a pinch with a rental car. Kind of need it cleaned up. He was nice enough and got me some. I thought they've been banned for a long time out there. Maybe based on county at the time?
It was but they left an out for reusable (paid for) hard plastic bahs which were decent to use.
The ban was lifted a while ago.
But Gavin probably had paid help for those matters with his kids.
That shit is real. I've driven by a few like that after big storms here.
When I first moved to CA, it was the El Nino year and the local creek filled to overflowing with fast muddy water. One day I saw an entire backyard deck float by.
How much will this increase gas prices? Gas lost will be replaced by bringing in gas for overseas.
Phillips 66 announced Wednesday it will close its 650-acre oil refinery complex near the Port of Los Angeles by the fourth quarter of 2025, days after Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) signed a new law regulating gas storage and refineries.
The refinery in Wilmington, together with a complex in Carson 5 miles away, produces up to 85,000 barrels per day of gasoline and 65,000 barrels per day of distillates, such as diesel.
How much will this increase gas prices? Gas lost will be replaced by bringing in gas for overseas.
Phillips 66 announced Wednesday it will close its 650-acre oil refinery complex near the Port of Los Angeles by the fourth quarter of 2025, days after Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) signed a new law regulating gas storage and refineries.
The refinery in Wilmington, together with a complex in Carson 5 miles away, produces up to 85,000 barrels per day of gasoline and 65,000 barrels per day of distillates, such as diesel.
50 years ago when that shack was built it was not "close to the cliff", mwahahahaha.
You can avoid erosion like that no problem.
RWSGFY says
50 years ago when that shack was built it was not "close to the cliff", mwahahahaha.
Yes it was. Wasn't engineered properly. You can avoid erosion like that no problem. It's not complicated. But whatever? Look at the house to the North. It's fucked. They didn't do pilings correctly. This is engineering 101. Do it right once.
zzyzzx says
Instant infinity pool!!!
There are buildings in, say, Pacifica which are front row now but weren't less than 10 years ago. That coastline constantly moves inward.
Those concrete walls cost multi millions to build for short stretches, even more than the houses that perch on them, and they will be returned to the sea sooner or later anyway.
That $5M home just got flushed down the toilet and you'll need to default or sell for a fraction of what it used to be worth.
our townhome (built around 2015) is about 2 miles from the shoreline in the Florida panhandle and we got wind gusts up to 180 miles per hour from Hurricane Michael
Concrete and steel are a thing. Barrier islands in the panhandle protect their properties with sand dunes. Not foolproof, but their homes don't get washed away into the sea generally with hurricane force winds.
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