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Ceffer says

Kleenex: the original RealDoll.

That reminds me of an old joke:

Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because Ceffer put on the wrong socks this morning.

What a point of view. I thought it was a list of the 'best' countries for binge drinking. Alcohol and nicotine are healthy and should no longer be slandered.

HeadSet says

Because Ceffer put on the wrong socks this morning.

This joke makes no sense, because everybody can tell the difference between soft socks and those that stand up by themselves.

Ceffer says

Funny how Russia is not on that list even though they have about twice that per-capita alcohol consumption that Ireland does.

I suppose this is binging behavior. I saw an annual per capita chart that placed Korea and Japan both above Russia and Ireland. I guess public stuporous drunkenness isn't that uncommon in Korea. It seem that only some Cantonese Chinese have the enzyme defect that doesn't allow them to process alcohol.

I knew a Japanese professional guy and he confirmed that there was a lot of alcohol consumption amongst Japanese. They work hard then cut loose, I guess.

Nothing worse than fwapping squirrels with internet porn hookups.

Ceffer says

I knew a Japanese professional guy and he confirmed that there was a lot of alcohol consumption amongst Japanese. They work hard then cut loose, I guess.

That fits with my one visit to Japan. There were usually a few businessmen in suits passed out on the sidewalk or in the subway in the early morning, the result of the previous night.

Booger says

Damn right. Grilled meat is God's gift to freedom-loving 'Mericans!

How many people here would step up and take one of these horrible machines out of circulation? Might come in handy for selling unvaxxed sperm, though.