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DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Lol. I'll never date again in my life knowing what I know. Fortunately I'm good for now. Who knows with our age and weird shit creeping up. Wife already had skin cancer. Minor. 70 shouldn't be a problem outside of a car accident. I think.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

I'm actually sick of the exaggerated slurping sounds AND how every gal now curses and moans in the exact same way like they're clones in the same Hoe Factory.

AmericanKulak says

I'm actually sick of the exaggerated slurping sounds AND how every gal now curses and moans in the exact same way like they're clones in the same Hoe Factory.

I'm a tip guy. Wife can handle the johnson, but I don't expect her to choke. You'll get me in 3-5 min on the tip no problem. Women lie, they don't like it unless they're desperate for a guy that's likely trash anyway. A good tip sucker is golden. Penetration is for sex which is still fun. BJ is tip tongue and light sucking. Ball massaging never hurts.

I think there may be some chemotaxis to blow jobs. Once they latch on, they tend to stay there a while even if they don't especially like it as a concept to begin with. They might get some endorphins or pheromones that prime them for the ride.

They also seem to like the shots across the bow. It's a messy confirmation of their ultimate attractiveness, plus the job is over and they can go back to dreaming of food.

AmericanKulak says

I'm actually sick of the exaggerated slurping sounds AND how every gal now curses and moans in the exact same way like they're clones in the same Hoe Factory.

Sounds like you have sampled quite a few babes to make that determination.

"100 men test positive for chlamydia, herpes and gonorrhea after gang banging porn star Lily Philips in one day."

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Not suggesting anyone do this. Not a threat. Women like this should be killed. I wouldn't even want to sleep with 10 hot chicks in a day if they were a good lay. I wouldn't be able to walk.

If I recall reading or watching something didn't most the dudes not get off? Sex in my world is when both parties orgasm. Just putting a dick in a chick with a stopwatch going and not getting off is pointless.

It's all about quantity, not quality these days.

stereotomy says

It's all about quantity, not quality these days.

#whores?

If my wife suddenly died I'm done. I know the whores would come out of the woodwork knowing I got $2M in insurance. "I've always liked you but knew you were married" types. Get fucked by someone else. I can go fuck a snow bunny in Montana or CO and fly back home and never see them again.

I think divorced or widows or widowers are damaged goods, which is what I'd be. It would be fun fucks outside my region but I'd stay single. Maybe pull a Rin with the right girl or one of my other two crushes which I'm not breaking up their marriages. I have enough respect not to do that. I'm cool being single and can skip the mingle.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Rigelian clap.

HeadSet says

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Rigelian clap.

If it's green, it's gotta be Rigelian.