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It would be the same here is we didn't have the 1st and 2nd ammendments.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

I am offended they spelled "offense" wrong....

HeadSet says

I am offended they spelled "offense" wrong....

Worse. They drive that thing on the wrong side if the road, too.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Patrick says

https://www.timesnownews.com/world/not-noha-or-oliver-muhammad-is-the-most-popular-name-in-england-and-wales-article-116030363

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/paddington-bear-arrested-for-telling-muslim-immigrants-to-be-more-polite

According to police, the young bear — found to be named Paddington — was roughly pushed aside by a Muslim immigrant who then proceeded to stab several women. Paddington reportedly gave the Muslim a hard stare and asked him to be more polite and to "please stop killing everyone," much to the shock and dismay of onlookers.

"I can't believe he would just talk to a Muslim like that," said Eleanor Heevley, a local manicurist native to Islington. "You can't just tell someone to deny their culture. That's dreadfully racist."

The frightened Muslim immigrant was identified as Muhammad Muhammad Akmed Muhammed. Through the help of a translator, he said it may take several more years of stabbing random people to get over the hateful incident.

Man arrested for posting on FB:

Here's the source:

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1865672607888183603

@libsoftiktok
Dec 8
Arrested for making offensive comments on Facebook.

The UK is done.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Part of the problem of being an island country with not a ton of land. Green energy is kind of stupid that far north. Wind I suppose but they look ridiculous. I can't see them from my house but there's a ton of wind mills in a nearby town. If you took all the wind turbines in IL, CA, and TX they couldn't spin because the blades would hit each other in the UK.

I'd rather have one transmission line from a nuke than all these tall fuckers spinning and looking like shit. It's a novelty at first time seeing them. But after that it's like shit, those things are ugly. And solar is primarily useless this time of year in the UK given daylight and cloud cover.

They basically invested a bunch of money into something that's not going to work for their geography. No wonder we had a revolution from them.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Man arrested for posting on FB:

"We need to ask you some questions..."(whips out latex gloves)