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OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething
2025 Mar 5, 5:19pm
OkDOGEisAmountingToSomething
2025 Mar 5, 5:19pm
A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
• Officer: May I see your driver's license?
• Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
• Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
• Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
• Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
• Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
• Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
• Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain.
The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
• Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
• Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
• Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
• Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
• Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
• Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
• Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
• Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
• Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
• Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
• Officer: May I see your driver's license?
• Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
• Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
• Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
• Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
• Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
• Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
• Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain.
The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
• Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
• Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
• Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
• Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
• Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
• Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
• Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
• Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
• Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
• Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
10141
Patrick
2025 Mar 5, 5:53pm
Patrick
2025 Mar 5, 5:53pm
Is it a crime to lie to a police officer?
My brother-in-law was a police officer and told me they lie to suspect all the time. It's standard operating procedure. "Drop the gun, we won't prosecute you!" Lol.
My brother-in-law was a police officer and told me they lie to suspect all the time. It's standard operating procedure. "Drop the gun, we won't prosecute you!" Lol.
10142
Ceffer
2025 Mar 5, 6:14pm
Ceffer
2025 Mar 5, 6:14pm
Patrick says
It's a one way crime, which is why you never say shit about shit to them and the primary rule is never let them in your house and say nothing aside from identifying yourself. Name, rank and serial number then STFU. Whatever ingratiating interrogation shit they come up with, presume it is a lie, which is why the attorney barrier is required whether you like it or not (lawyers are also licensed to lie, at least until things get to court). A lot of the J6 guys were fingered by themselves to the FBI who told them they were just conducting random interviews for 'national security', and were arrested on the spot on the basis of what came out of their own mouths.
The TV shows are not reality, and for dramatic purposes, they always show perps tricked and spilling the beans. Do you really think they are going to have a team of 10 to 20 genius cops investigating your murder? If it isn't obviously some acquaintance of family member, you'll wind up in the cold case file. San Francisco has a murder clearance rate of 50 percent, which means odds are pretty good if you commit a murder that isn't too obvious or stupidly executed, you will get away with it. Also, many murders aren't even classified as murders for bureaucratic convenience.
The Satanic Ritual abuse assassin (when a child, no less) Nathan Reynolds was asked if he was concerned about the murders he committed under the influence and he said not at all. He said the murders were sanctioned by the hierarchies, and the Freemason apparatus get notice of what is to be investigated and what will never be investigated in any meaningful way.
Is it a crime to lie to a police officer?
It's a one way crime, which is why you never say shit about shit to them and the primary rule is never let them in your house and say nothing aside from identifying yourself. Name, rank and serial number then STFU. Whatever ingratiating interrogation shit they come up with, presume it is a lie, which is why the attorney barrier is required whether you like it or not (lawyers are also licensed to lie, at least until things get to court). A lot of the J6 guys were fingered by themselves to the FBI who told them they were just conducting random interviews for 'national security', and were arrested on the spot on the basis of what came out of their own mouths.
The TV shows are not reality, and for dramatic purposes, they always show perps tricked and spilling the beans. Do you really think they are going to have a team of 10 to 20 genius cops investigating your murder? If it isn't obviously some acquaintance of family member, you'll wind up in the cold case file. San Francisco has a murder clearance rate of 50 percent, which means odds are pretty good if you commit a murder that isn't too obvious or stupidly executed, you will get away with it. Also, many murders aren't even classified as murders for bureaucratic convenience.
The Satanic Ritual abuse assassin (when a child, no less) Nathan Reynolds was asked if he was concerned about the murders he committed under the influence and he said not at all. He said the murders were sanctioned by the hierarchies, and the Freemason apparatus get notice of what is to be investigated and what will never be investigated in any meaningful way.
10150
KgK one
2025 Mar 7, 7:53am
Ceffer says
They are going into giant dick, bozo needs to make pussy shaped rocket or pocket rocket
https://youtu.be/CpiP_jN1Pv4?si=-tE6EQQLX-LR6uh-
They are going into giant dick, bozo needs to make pussy shaped rocket or pocket rocket
https://youtu.be/CpiP_jN1Pv4?si=-tE6EQQLX-LR6uh-
10152
Ceffer
2025 Mar 7, 3:07pm
Ceffer
2025 Mar 7, 3:07pm
KgK one says
Nothing worse than an unrequited cock rocket. Where's the space pussy, or is the rocket just there for the fifty mile high club?
I wonder if the liberated chicks compare you with their pocket rocket on a scale of one to ten. Non-munchers need not apply.
They are going into giant dick, bozo needs to make pussy shaped rocket or pocket rocket
Nothing worse than an unrequited cock rocket. Where's the space pussy, or is the rocket just there for the fifty mile high club?
I wonder if the liberated chicks compare you with their pocket rocket on a scale of one to ten. Non-munchers need not apply.
10157
Patrick
2025 Mar 7, 10:43pm
Patrick
2025 Mar 7, 10:43pm
When I had a paper route, our cat would follow me the whole route, but from a distance, pretending he wasn't following.
10160
Ceffer
2025 Mar 8, 8:57am
Ceffer
2025 Mar 8, 8:57am
I think Winnebago Man was worth every penny they paid him. He should have been on Johnny Carson's Tonite show.
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