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"(Anyone?….)"

Should I make fun of my own joke?

And Peter P shouts
The Thread is Undead.

Could this conversation get any more covertly disgusting?

"Such a seminal word you have created. "

Look at you getting all understated. SEMINAL. You have to capitalize it. Otherwise it's just not you.

Don't mess with your literary voice.

2000 is a wee bit ambitious for two people and a lurking Peter.

Crank, crank, slowly around the can...

"I have also been trying to cut down on these: ” ”"

I would normally say it's a good thing to cut down on the quotes, but for you they go right along with the all caps. Tres Jack.

Peter P is watching...always watching.

"the SPHUH under the carpet"

In honor of the holiday, I propose:

The Tell-tale SPHUH
Starring HARM
Squish, squish
he hears, everywhere he walks.
Squish, squish goes the carpet.
Telling tales of misdeeds
that came before.

(with apologies to Edgar Allan Poe.)

"I am more self conscious than ever now when I emote uncontrollably! "

Argh, don't do that. People always do that to me, which then makes me feel like I'm not supposed to make any mistakes, and everyone makes mistakes. (Grammar and usage mistakes, that is.)

So go ahead, emote uncontrollably.

Is squizz and actual sound?

"Dont worry, do you really think I meant that?"

Well, i would know better than to take anything you say seriously, but people really do say that to me a lot, so i figured you might actually be getting...you know.

The real mystery is, how did the SPHUH get UNDER the carpet.

How can we have entire conversations and elaborate jokes about a made-up word? We're like adolescent girls with a secret language.

"they think I will , you know"

They think you'll...SPHUH?

LOL. sorry, did I cross that line that I can't seem to find?

"with outlying areas squishing through the carpet sooner."

And places like Tracy oozing down your computer screen as early as next week.

OMG

It took me a half-hour just to read the conversation you two have going on. The depravity!

No Im here. and I would like to nominate Nurse BadASSactoQT as secratery and fondling member.

Oh no you dinnit!

Oh, and speaking of reality shows. Remember one of the first out there called Real-TV? That was my brief stint in television. I was an associate producer, which meant I primarily did interviews (off camera). After awhile I did some of the hack writing that ends up being the voice over. Fortunately I never had Jack's wife do a re-write on me. But the show wasn't Shakespeare anyway. It was fun though, I got to ride in the Goodyear blimp (no double entendres Jack!) and go up in a KC-15 to do film a re-fueling mission. I actually loved the job, the the office politics were so brutal I opted out of the business altogether.

(cough, cough...removing costume)

Whew, that VP get-up was getting a little musty.

"I am usually unshockable, except when I talk carpets and sticks with you."

Awww, such flattery! I never lost my adolescent desire to shock and offend. Surprising, I know, you never would have guessed.

SQT! Welcome to the melee (sp?). I never saw Real TV. Is it on reruns?

I can imagine it must have been a fun job, aside from the toxic politics. Just tell them all to go SPHUH.

SQT! Welcome to the melee (sp?). I never saw Real TV. Is it on reruns?

I think they still show re-runs on Spike-TV. It's basically real life video that people would send in. We'd interview the people who sent in the more interesting video. Or we'd do an interview to fill in the gaps in the story. I would do the interviews in the LA area personally. Out of the area interviews would be done by a sub-contracted camera crew I would supply with the interview directions and how to set up the shot.

I meant to say we filmed a re-fueling mission, and then I interviewed the boom operator (don't start Jack) who was the person responsible for doing the re-fueling.

LOL, Jack. Don't even.

Insert bongo drum music here.

Was he a boomer?

Ooooh, good save.

Nope she wasn't. ;)

Oops, gave you too much credit.

Ha Ha wrecked your joke cause it was a GIRL!

Didn't??? (blinking innocently)

"Ha Ha wrecked your joke cause it was a GIRL! "

No you just gave him lots of fodder for lesbian fantasies.

I am not sexist SQT. You probably mowed her man lawn.

Man lawn?

"Speaking of bongo drums, the drums and loud musing are still raging on down the hill. I couldnt sleep if I had to. Fairfax is a big cartoon sometimes. "

Do they have a loud bongo drum Christmas parties too? If not, I'm disappointed. Celebrating Christmas is all of a sudden not PC. Or do they have summer and winter solstice parties instead? (we have some SF friends who celebrate the solstices...but I'm afraid to ask what the celebration involves because it probably includes running around the house naked)

Boy Jamie,

You sure know which direction Jack's going to take this. You are sharing a brain aren't you?

That's just sick and wrong..........

Jack

I think you've lost sight of the proverbial line you keep accusing Jamie of crossing.

Does your wife know about this?
Hmmmmmmmmmm?

"TALK OK thats it restraint time beginning now everywhere. "

Huh? Er I mean, SPHUH?

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME???

Seriously, I should be working. And Jack, isn't your poor tired wife arriving home any second now??? Go massage her feet or something.

I've done my part to further SPHUH today.

Right SactoQT, and you are well and right? I think not! I know you, remember?

Or so you think.
Mwahahahahhahahahhah.