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2007 Apr 5, 2:00am   25,733 views  274 comments

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26   Peter P   2007 Apr 5, 6:39am  

My cats would disagree, but I prefer hardwood (not pergo) and stones to carpet any day.

27   Peter P   2007 Apr 5, 6:39am  

Why haven’t they invented a self-cleaning toilet?

It is cheaper to hire guest workers.

28   skibum   2007 Apr 5, 6:43am  

Why haven’t they invented a self-cleaning toilet?

Actually, they have:

http://www.extremetech.com/article2/0,1558,1820013,00.asp

29   Peter P   2007 Apr 5, 6:47am  

A house that size requires a team of at least 4 guest worker maids.

30   Brand165   2007 Apr 5, 6:54am  

Peter, it seems like a waste to have 9 bathrooms. I would rather have a main Roman bath, then a scattering of 2-3 full baths for convinience.

With 35 acres of privacy, maybe the Roman bath could have a glass wall looking out onto the lake, and sort of a greenhouse decor with lots of plants.

31   Peter P   2007 Apr 5, 6:59am  

Peter, it seems like a waste to have 9 bathrooms. I would rather have a main Roman bath, then a scattering of 2-3 full baths for convinience.

Perhaps, I think 5 bed / 7 bath is more reasonable. His-and-her baths in the master suite, 4 outher suites, and a guest bath. :)

I like the roman bath with greenhouse decor though.

32   DinOR   2007 Apr 5, 7:01am  

With 35 acres there shouldn't be any shortage of "baths".

33   DinOR   2007 Apr 5, 7:03am  

allah,

I'm not sure I dig where Aaron is going. How typical, rather than education and counselling when push comes to shove it's "SUE the bastards"! I realize the guy's gotta make a buck but is this the best use of his cyber-notoriety?

34   Peter P   2007 Apr 5, 7:04am  

With 35 acres there shouldn’t be any shortage of “baths”.

I wonder why golf courses build toilets all around. :roll:

35   Allah   2007 Apr 5, 7:18am  

I’m not sure I dig where Aaron is going. How typical, rather than education and counselling when push comes to shove it’s “SUE the bastards”! I realize the guy’s gotta make a buck but is this the best use of his cyber-notoriety?

Exactly! The true "victims" will find their way to a lawyer on their own; Aaron is just instigating and encouraging more FB's to claim themselves as victims. While I really don't care how much money they fleece out of those shills, you know growing number of "victims", this whole thing is going to fall on the backs of us taxpayers who will then be the true victims.

You can only feel so bad for sheeple until they start to take you down with them. In other words, don't give a hungry dog a bone if it's crazy-glued to your hand.

36   DinOR   2007 Apr 5, 7:35am  

allah,

That and the fact that if given a nice settlement how much has our FB really learned? Oh... I get it! Go out and borrow more than you could possibly EVER afford to pay back in TWO lifetimes then live "rent free" and you get a check! Whadda kountry! :)

Wouldn't these solutions be better served through education and training?

Earlier today I heard one of the class action attorneys for the (former) Enron shareholders and while he had some legit points the bank's atty. said all we're doing here is taking away the liability from Enron shareholders and transferring that risk to the BofA shareholders.

He went on to say that (ahem) their shareholders had done their due dilligence and that perhaps Enron s/h should have done theirs? After all, the bank lost a ton of money too.

37   Allah   2007 Apr 5, 7:50am  

DinOR,

I already have some free information for the sheeple looking to buy. Of course it's not going to help those who already made the transition from sheeple to FB, but it may wake some sheeple up who haven't yet crossed over. I have yet to add to it regarding financing, anyone have anything to add to it let me know.

38   Brand165   2007 Apr 5, 7:53am  

DinOR: I am puzzled by your bad attitude about the justice that people clearly deserve. Are you seriously suggesting that people be well educated prior to making major financial decisions? That, good sir, is the biggest load of tomfoolery I have heard this week!

Next you will suggest something even more ridiculous, like a correlation between risk and return. Just do yourself a favor. Forget the numbers (you're a number weenie, aren't you?) and read the illuminating posts from theOtherSide in previous threads. Buy now, math is for dorks, it always goes up. Why must I always just spell it out for you people?!?

By the way, anyone know where I can get a $3.52M loan? I figure that huge lake house isn't going to sit on the market for long. My realtor tells me there are other bids, so I want to push up another 10% right off. I'll take any terms, so long as I can make the first couple monthly payments. Then I'll install some carpet and perigraniteel, flip that sucker and move on to the next prime area. Maybe the marina? Guess I'm just confused by all you renters out there... you number-nerds just need to face reality! One day you'll all be wishful that you'd taken my advice. Please set aside your opinions!

39   Peter P   2007 Apr 5, 8:09am  

Of course I only want to gloat over them which is borderline evil.

Do you plan to "troll" there? :)

40   Peter P   2007 Apr 5, 8:12am  

Try this one:

http://iamfacingforeclosure.com/

Again, I honestly admire Casey Serin.

41   Allah   2007 Apr 5, 8:16am  

Hey are there any FB blogs?

Ive never seen one. Anyone got a link?

Of course I only want to gloat over them which is borderline evil. muwahahaha

I haven't seen any yet, but you might want to check out The official FB site , read the scarlet letters, he has a real FB that tells the story of how his cards played out. You can even ask him questions if you want.

42   Peter P   2007 Apr 5, 8:29am  

I don't think TOS is an FB though.

43   Allah   2007 Apr 5, 8:36am  

I think the majority of FB's don't own and/or use a computer; This would certainly explain why they got to where they are when all the warnings where all over the internet. My guess is that the only news they read is local news and the local news is the last place that you will hear stuff like this.

Honestly, how many articles on the internet have we read about people getting in over their heads with ARM's, N/A, NINJA, I/O, "teaser rates". These stories have been running for several years, anyone reading a few stories like that should have enough oxygen in their brain cells to avoid them.

44   Randy H   2007 Apr 5, 8:36am  

I don't think TOS is a he.

45   e   2007 Apr 5, 8:38am  

Hey are there any FB blogs?

Try Craigslist forums. It's a zoo there.

46   Peter P   2007 Apr 5, 8:47am  

I don’t think TOS is a he.

Huh?

47   Randy H   2007 Apr 5, 8:51am  

HK:

tOs is not willing to engage in any earnest discussion. We've wasted over half a year countering her same example, numerous times, only to have her reappear a few threads later with the same old circus act.

The walk-away option is NOT FREE. Or as tOs says, "a built in free call option". Bullshit. It does cost you to abandon any loan in quantifiable future costs. How will your credit score look after defaulting on a loan? All the CA laws protect for some (those who never refinanced mostly, which isn't many) people are their *other* assets. But wait, there's more you say?

a. Almost no people who default have any *other* assets. TOS should believe this, because FAB said it, and he "knows what he's talking about", in her own words.

b. Even if they do have *other* assets, and they are protected because they didn't refinance with another institution, then guess what, hope they like those assets because they're not getting a loan to buy any other ones for some years to come.

c. If they do get a loan, and they'll need one because they don't have money or they wouldn't have defaulted in the first place, they'll pay through the nose because they are a bad credit risk (now with a history of being unsecurable).

Free option indeed. Only if by "free" you mean "fucks up your life".

Here's a simple realistic, practical question that will separate any *earnest* discussion from bullshit:

Do you really think that Joe Homeowner will just "walk away" when he can fight on until there's nothing left? Now who sounds like the unrealistic economist assuming people are hyper-rational robots? (Of course most people have a sense of guilt about defaulting and they'll do everything possible to not default, even if it means painting themselves right into a corner).

hey TOS,
try using 1989 as your starting part. housing tanked for 10 years.

you cant argue buying between 04/07 was/is a great time to buy

HOWEVER i will qualify that if you do a 100% loan and walk away when prices tank then you have no loss. Also you can rent free for 1 year during foreclosure and bank that money, then rent a nicer house for half your FB payment.

i dont know why people feel sorry for FB’s they ‘ALL’ get 1 year free living and then get to rent for half thier old house payment. SWEEET! where do i sign up! Some of these Aholes steal the applicances from the house too. I can send links if you want from mls.

48   FormerAptBroker   2007 Apr 5, 8:52am  

Peter P Says:

> http://iamfacingforeclosure.com/
> Again, I honestly admire Casey Serin.

So do I…

Scroll down to Casey’s April 3rd entry and take a look at his wife.

You have to hand it to a kid with no job, no degree and no money that has a hotter wife than most of my friends…

49   lunarpark   2007 Apr 5, 8:58am  

http://tinyurl.com/36mnwu

JOHN DVORAK'S SECOND OPINION
Has Silicon Valley lost its edge?
Commentary: It looks like a pretty grim year's ahead

50   Peter P   2007 Apr 5, 9:00am  

Scroll down to Casey’s April 3rd entry and take a look at his wife.

Perhaps they should take a photography class. The white balance and exposure were all messed up.

51   Peter P   2007 Apr 5, 9:03am  

lunarpark, I like sentence in the article. :)

Web 2.0 is a catchall term invented to make things seem more exciting then they actually are.

52   HARM   2007 Apr 5, 9:03am  

Scroll down to Casey’s April 3rd entry and take a look at his wife.

You have to hand it to a kid with no job, no degree and no money that has a hotter wife than most of my friends…

Yes, but how long before that attractive and obviously very naive young woman catches on to her husband's sociopathic B.S. and dumps his lazy good-for-nothing ass for someone better (i.e., practically anyone)?

53   Peter P   2007 Apr 5, 9:03am  

Perhaps biotech is the future though.

54   HARM   2007 Apr 5, 9:05am  

Should we start a betting pool on how long before Galina Serin dumps Casey? Would that be wrong?

55   Peter P   2007 Apr 5, 9:05am  

Would that be wrong?

That would be wrong. Marriages are for life.

56   skibum   2007 Apr 5, 9:05am  

hey TOS,
try using 1989 as your starting part. housing tanked for 10 years.

HelloKitty,

EXACTLY! I've tried mentioning this to TOS several times - her amateurish calculations start out with a false pretense by comparing appreciation starting from the bottom of the cycle in 1977 vs. appreciation starting from the top of the cycle today.

There is no back and forth with her. She just ignores contradictory information and just reposts the same crap in the next thread.

57   Peter P   2007 Apr 5, 9:09am  

1- I have never declared that an MBA is worthless…In fact, I think that it is the best degree available out there (in term of length, potential reward and so on…), ahead of a JD and of a MD or FAR ahead a quant. PhD (like mine)…

The world is a collusion of businessmen and lawyers. A JD can be very useful.

58   HARM   2007 Apr 5, 9:12am  

That would be wrong. Marriages are for life.

In an ideal world, sure. But in Galina's case, I'd say the sooner she dumps that sleazeball looser, the better for her. He's already dragged her into his financial mess and has even admitted to directly involving her in mortgage fraud. What's next? Pimping her out so he can make his CashCall payments?

Good grief... even devout Catholics sometimes get annulments, when the situation is dire enough.

59   surfer-x   2007 Apr 5, 9:16am  

You don't "walk away" from the house if you are underwater. "You just leave the keys on the counter" bullshit.

Here is how it really works, you borrow 1mil for your McChateau hoping to flip it. McChateau is now worth $750K, you "walk away" Lender sells repo'd McChateau for $600K, lender then reports 400K on 1099, with your name on it to the IRS as your income. The truly humorous part is trying to "walk away" from the IRS.

60   Peter P   2007 Apr 5, 9:18am  

“You just leave the keys on the counter” bullshit.

Does it matter if the countertop is made of granite? :)

61   Allah   2007 Apr 5, 9:19am  

Who is TOS anyway? Is she the mad realtwhore?

62   surfer-x   2007 Apr 5, 9:19am  

jealous bitter assholes,

If you buy low and sell high you always make money.

Or in boomer speak if you buy low and sell while high you don't care if you make money.

63   Peter P   2007 Apr 5, 9:21am  

Or in boomer speak if you buy low and sell while high you don’t care if you make money.

LOL :lol:

64   Allah   2007 Apr 5, 9:21am  

Does it matter if the countertop is made of granite?

By the time the FB is at the point of leaving the keys on the table, that granite countertop is long gone on ebay!

65   HARM   2007 Apr 5, 9:22am  

@Surfer-X,

Actually, there is (sort of) a way to "walk away" from taxes owed on mortgage "forgiveness": IRS Offer in Compromise

However, you would have to be: (a) without significant liquidatable assets, and (b) without income sufficient to repay the debt via an installment plan.

For true "NINJAs", this may actually be a viable option.

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