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Coping with my Schadenfreude


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2006 Apr 12, 10:14am   15,319 views  268 comments

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Mr. Housing Bubble

WSJ article reports Flippers are getting a rough ass-pounding from the market.

Despite the current turmoil, some Floridians remain bullish, including Stuart Miller, the chief executive officer of Miami-based Lennar, one of the largest home builders in the U.S. But Mr. Morgan, the broker, says for him the market has slowed considerably. He wrote in an email late last week that "we went three days this week with not a single showing. That's incredible. I have 35 listings. We usually get 2-6 showings a day....I received more desperate calls from sellers than ever. One lady broke down into tears. Her husband bought two investment properties, and they are now going to lose their 'life savings' if they sell the homes in today's market."

I experience strong visceral feelings of pleasure and satisfaction.
(_pinky to corner of mouth, Dr. Evil style_ Woohahahahaha!!!)

Q: Does this make me a bad person?

Discuss, enjoy...
HARM

#housing

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131   skibum   2006 Apr 13, 3:24am  

Robert,

Friggin' hilarious post! However, you MUST cut back on the weed.

132   astrid   2006 Apr 13, 3:26am  

"punitive tariffs also for exporting such things in excess of the “personal allotment”, but I’m not up on such rules."

Really. I was more concerned about Chinese import duties but I hadn't given thought to EU export duties. Also, I thought the EU was a free trade zone within its boundaries.

133   astrid   2006 Apr 13, 3:29am  

Linda,

My concern with the current crop of young buyers is that they're committing to huge loans compared to their earning capacity. Unless they discharge it in bankruptcy, they will be carrying a loss that will take ten to twenty years to make up.

134   LILLL   2006 Apr 13, 3:31am  

Randy,
It was 1988 when I sold it, and 1997 when it was bac up for sale.
I remember being glad that I hadn't bought several properties and held them hoping for appreciation as several friends were VERY property poor.

135   Randy H   2006 Apr 13, 3:35am  

I think the EU only has export duties for luxury goods (like designer bags and such), but my knowledge is a bit dated on EU tariff specifics. There's been all kinds of WTO junk in the last few years, so it could have changed.

Ask Polish Plumbers if the EU is a free trade zone. Ask any French company trying to source from EU eastern labor markets. The FT had a great opinion piece yesterday about the future of the Eurozone. It is great, except for France, Germany and Italy, who happen to be over 60% of the Eurozone's GDP.

136   Randy H   2006 Apr 13, 3:38am  

SFWoman,

Seriously, a school colleague and I were, at one point, trying to set up something similar (but not high-end designer) based in Mauritius, targeting China. We backed out after Mauritius got clobbered by the WTO.

137   DinOR   2006 Apr 13, 3:42am  

Robert Cote'

Excellent post! The "Dr. Evil" analogy is so perfect for the HB because that is what we are about to hear from homedebtors in a big way. I actually had a fellow explain to me that the "tech wreck" was a gov't plot to prevent boomers from retiring too early! He wasn't kidding either. The turn at the top of the RE cycle was going to look ugly any way you slice it. I don't think we could have recovered from ANOTHER summer of free money. We'll be lucky to recover as it is.

138   astrid   2006 Apr 13, 3:46am  

SFWoman,

Excellent insight. The great unthinking masses will buy any piece of crap as long as they think it's cool.

I was thinking of the designer handbags as an arbitrage solution that (1) gives me a free ride on their brand equity and (2) break up their questionable practice of segregating their markets.

139   edvard   2006 Apr 13, 3:48am  

SFwoman,
the house we rent has a large back yard with a patio. We have several lounge chairs, a garden, 4 flower gardens, a deck, garage, and several fruit trees. I'm now utterly spoiled by this. Previously I lived in apartments with no yard and a parking space. We spend every sunny afternoon after work and the whole weekend outside( which hasn't been often in the last 3 months) but I could never go back to not having a yard.That's why when I see a large condo or apartment in the city with an asking price of over a mil, I can't fathom paying anything close to that without a yard. I could care less about the house as long as it is comfy and clean. The yard is what I'm after.I think it comes from the fact that when I was growing up, we had no TV reception, no cable, and no internet. Entertainment came from being outside, so that's just my prefrence. I can see how someone who lives and works in the city might find a more metropolitan situation such as a shared building more ideal though. Now those prices just need to come down about 40% and maybe... just maybe I'll be able to afford at least a small house with a yard. I can't even imagine having a vacation home unless I won the lottery, but perhaps someday this too will be possible on a decent income. Cmon crash!

140   DinOR   2006 Apr 13, 3:51am  

SGV Patience,

It's a wonder this thread reached over 200+ posts before one of us made that observation. We indeed have a long way to go before any one here has need to feel guilty about anything. I will though take exception with those that feel a gov. bail out is inevitable. Homedebtors/Lenders may be all for that but I can't ethically see a way for any legislation of that nature to pass when we still have New Orleans and the Gulf Coast suffering from wounds that were NOT self inflicted. Where exactly would these imaginary dollars come from?

141   astrid   2006 Apr 13, 3:51am  

nomadtoons,

I think SFWoman likes this arrangment because she spends her weekends in the country. Thus, she gets the best of both worlds.

142   astrid   2006 Apr 13, 3:54am  

Also, one of the nice thing about the property SFWoman was looking at was its proximity to huge tracts of public parkland.

143   Different Sean   2006 Apr 13, 3:54am  

Ask any French company trying to source from EU eastern labor markets.

at least Ikea can manufacture cheaply in yugoslavia and the czech republic... definitely some manufacturing arbitrage going on between east and west...

i've got a few import/export ideas for oz tho... there are commodities here that i could make cheaply in china and undercut everyone else... do a richard branson...

144   astrid   2006 Apr 13, 3:55am  

i could make cheaply in china and undercut everyone else -- Like what?

145   Different Sean   2006 Apr 13, 4:00am  

ooh hoo, that would be telling... apart from the fact everything is being made in china at present, there's a few niches that would be easy to get into...

146   edvard   2006 Apr 13, 4:02am  

The interesting thing about the EU is that the same thing that is occuring here is happening there. Formerly poor, less desireable places like Yugoslovia, Romania and The like are becoming hot spots for business, vacations, and in-migration due to severe cost diffrences between these locations and the likes of France, Britain, and Germany. Some of the weather in Romania is actually very nice along the coast. The same can be said for parts of the US with the exact same reasons for the shift.

147   astrid   2006 Apr 13, 4:06am  

That's okay. I don't want to get involved in the export aspect of the Chinese gold rush. There are about a million overseas Chinese who got in before me, and dealing with the Chinese officialdom at all levels is a pain. Plus, with rampant disrespect of intellectual property there, everything becomes a commodity very quickly.

I'm much more interested in creating interesting and valuable services to the Chinese and expats living in China.

148   astrid   2006 Apr 13, 4:07am  

Ideally, I could just partner up with an Indian with good ties to India and we can work through the same suppliers and share ideas. Yuppies are essentially the same, the world over.

149   edvard   2006 Apr 13, 4:42am  

I remeber as a kid, we used to poke fun of people who lived in the suburbs with "postage stamp" sized yards. Our yard was almost 12 acres and mowing it took days. I sort of grew up with the notion that a house wasn't worth anything unless you had a signifigantly sized yard. Perhaps in some ways I still feel that way and view people who live in the city as being somehow being shortchanged even though in reality, the city itself serves as their back yard. My Wife lived in the Sunset, and frankly, I couldn't stand the fact that the weather was awful there year round.. and COLD! The microclimate in SF still blows me away, with hot, humid weather in oakland and the total opposite just 10 miles away.

150   LILLL   2006 Apr 13, 5:02am  

Mr Vincent
Don't you mean 'casualty effects'??? :)

151   LILLL   2006 Apr 13, 5:09am  

Nomad
Here is a castle in Prague for sale. Only 9 mil with 60 bedrooms!
Nice little vacation home....

http://www.historicproperties.com/detail.asp?detail_key=eurcz001

152   edvard   2006 Apr 13, 5:16am  

60 rooms huh? One of them could be the "Ping Pong table" room. Hell- for 9 million, you could rent all the rooms and probably make dead even.

153   LILLL   2006 Apr 13, 5:22am  

George
What a tough situation to be in. My heart goes out to you guys . This hardship is through no fault of your own.
After the Northridge quake, here in the San Fernando Valley, every house had their private pile of rubble on the street in front of their homes. They just kept adding to their pile. The aftershocks kept coming and coming for weeks . I can't imagine it going on for months.The good news is, however,that it passed...people seem to have forgotten about it and have built and built. Earthquake insurance never covered anything that really breaks anyway...it's only for a total loss. I had earthquake coverage for years and it was a waste of $$$.
Be heartened...at some point people will forget about the terrible losses of the hurricanes of 05. We do hope, and I think I can speak for all of us, that this season brings only a sweet summer breeze to all of you in Fla.

154   LILLL   2006 Apr 13, 5:26am  

Nomad
That's 60 BEDROOMS! Plus all the other rooms. It'd be fun to purchase with a couple of other families and we could each take over our own private wing!

155   surfer-x   2006 Apr 13, 5:38am  

DinOR, horror as you invite Surfer X and his “buds” over to “break in” your blender?

?????

The shaker perhaps, but the blender drinks....too much headache.

156   Peter P   2006 Apr 13, 5:42am  

So yeah, it’s basically all about picking your natural disaster.

Sacto is relatively free of natural disasters... except thick fog.

157   Peter P   2006 Apr 13, 5:43am  

That’s 60 BEDROOMS! Plus all the other rooms. It’d be fun to purchase with a couple of other families and we could each take over our own private wing!

Can we convert the castle into "luxury" condos with pergraniteel?

158   Peter P   2006 Apr 13, 5:50am  

I am still exploring karmic astrology, but what you said made sense.

159   Peter P   2006 Apr 13, 5:52am  

SQT, you must have done something good in your previous lives to deserve a loving family in this one. ;)

160   requiem   2006 Apr 13, 6:05am  

WRT to Sacto, I seem to recall hearing about people building in floodplains. "Oh, but it doesn't ever actually flood."

/ Remembers looking out from my backyard in Modesto and seeing nothing but water with trees sticking out.
// The house was on a bluff overlooking Dry Creek.
/// It dried up on occasion.

161   Peter P   2006 Apr 13, 6:08am  

WRT to Sacto, I seem to recall hearing about people building in floodplains. “Oh, but it doesn’t ever actually flood.”

Parts of the Sacto area do flood...

162   Peter P   2006 Apr 13, 6:44am  

5.05% yield….bloomberg analyst predicts 6.5 yield by EOY.

Mortgage rate may return to 8.0% soon.

163   HARM   2006 Apr 13, 6:45am  

So rejoicing in someone else’s pain (or even feeling smug and self-satsified) cannot be considered good karma

This is why I'm not a Buddhist.

I've had to put up with f@cking smug-assed Troll "I'm a genius, you're a JBR" bull$hit for the last 3 years, and this is my well deserved payback. Just like they were "entitled" to rub their 20%/year perpetual gains in my face, I'm "entitled" to my Schadenfreude and I really don't give a rat's ass about karma.

SILSIH, Trolls!
(And you better start getting acquainted with this new sensation called "ass-pounding". You will be experiencing it on a regular basis from now until the end of the correction.)

164   Peter P   2006 Apr 13, 6:51am  

well deserved payback

I am no longer sure whether paybacks are warranted. Whatever needs to happen will happen.

165   LILLL   2006 Apr 13, 6:53am  

HARM
I love your outrage.
I feel it too.

166   HARM   2006 Apr 13, 6:59am  

I am no longer sure whether paybacks are warranted. Whatever needs to happen will happen.

OTC, I am following foreclosure news quite closely. They are already rising, and should really take off within a year or so --when all those option-ARMs begin to reset. I plan on personally attending ones involving amatuer "RE tycoons" who planned on retiring early by making houses in my neighborhood completely unaffordable to working class families. I plan on being there when they get evicted and hand the keys over to the local sheriff. And karma or no karma, I will savor the moment.

167   HARM   2006 Apr 13, 7:00am  

@Linda in LA-LA-LAND,

_blows kiss_

168   LILLL   2006 Apr 13, 7:03am  

I was speaking with a dad at the private school where my son goes. This dad is an amateur flipper who thinks he's 'all that'. When he heard we had sold and were living in a rental, he started trying to sell me one of his condos. Now, I've know this guy since our teens were in preschool together and I've never been a 'condo kind of girl'. I build too, but on a smaller, more conservative level than he. He was CONDESCENDING on me for renting and trying to sell me his freaking condo! And that was several months ago when the bubble was just a 'theory'. The AUDACITY. Yes, there ARE those greasy guys that NEED to fall off their high freakin horses. Schadenfreude......

169   astrid   2006 Apr 13, 7:04am  

Mr. Vincent,

Ha, this is a great illustration of how little realtors do. They couldn't even convince the owners to clean up the piles of paper for the pictures.

It's not that bad, and probably in an okay neighborhood. I'd say $200K seems about right, provided the seller legalizes the add on.

170   astrid   2006 Apr 13, 7:08am  

HARM,

Karma is way too complicated and not particularly fair (what's with this karmic payback in next life business, or the instrument of the karmic payback taking on bad karma business).

I do watch this bubble because I care about the overall economy. And the earlier this thing blows, the less the damage and the faster we get back onto producing useful stuff instead of paper profits.

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