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Haterz™ win - Snowflake throws in the murse


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2007 May 31, 4:11am   22,066 views  118 comments

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*(Update - 06/12/2007): On June 6th, Snowflake brought the blog back (surprise, surprise!), with a vague and unspecified claim of having been "forced" to bring it back. A couple of days later Casey explained it was due to him violating his (very real and legal) contracts with his publisher and/or advertisers by shutting the site down. And just recently he has apparently fled the country to mooch off some fans in Australia. Oops, sorry, he's not "mooching", he's trying to "focus on getting the foreclosure book done and get a lot of other stuff done in a distraction-free environment" --all at OTHER PEOPLE'S EXPENSE and without his wife's approval, of course. I guess I'm one of those "Idiot Haterz" that keep misrepresentin' the facts about the Murseman.

  • For Snowflake's own (highly suspect) version of "the facts", go to IAFF.
  • For a more hard-eyed look through the Haterz no-B.S. filter, go to Exurbannation.
  • For general background and reference information about the people involved, the history and Casey-isms, got to Caseypedia.
  • Goodbye, Snowflake!

    As of this morning, IamFacingForeclosure.com has ceased operation*.

    Galina finally had enough? The Feds or local D.A. (finally) caught up to him? Another cheap publicity stunt to attract a few more clicks (kind of like the local furniture store that's perpetually 'going out of business')? Who knows, but for now it seems to be 'lights out' for Mr. Manbag.

    So now that everyone's favorite media whore and Flipper Nation poster boy has gone and pulled the plug, who will fill his shoes and sit proudly astride the blue ball of passive debt accumulation? Who will compete for the attention of Exurbannation readers? Some possible contenders:

    1. SDCIA Jeff
    SDCIA Jeff

    2. Cindy Schwanke ("cupcake lady")
    cupcake lady

    3. The Woodhulls
    the Woodhulls

    4. Dead FL homeless "flipper"
    Mr. Moon

    Discuss, enjoy...
    HARM

    #housing

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    21   e   2007 May 31, 10:52am  

    Hey that doesn't look so bad from the outside...

    22   sfbubblebuyer   2007 May 31, 10:55am  

    I have a friend who grew up in MV who walked over to the property and knows the schools, and that part of Latham is out of the gang areas, so I'm okay with it.

    23   sfbubblebuyer   2007 May 31, 10:59am  

    eburbed,

    There's a reason there are no interior shots. Of the 3 'rental' areas, only one has an actual kitchen. The others are kitchenettes at best. Bring a hot plate. The bathrooms haven't been redone since 1940-50. Same with the one functional kitchen.

    24   DinOR   2007 May 31, 11:10am  

    segfault,

    Yeah, the "Woodheads". Sheesh. She calls a family meeting to announce there'll be no more impulse buying or frivolous shopping trips!

    Oh, right. They're going to have to watch their pennies. This from a woman that has burned through half a million dollars and 9 re-fi's in as many years! Lady, your oldest kid probably doesn't even drive yet? To be fair hubby looks "intoxicated" too.

    Given they're likely upside down on their "investment" properties and owe 3/4 of a mil. on their primary residence with an overall negative net worth I wouldn't exactly be breaking out the bubbly? Aw... WTF? Let's tie one last good one on for old times sake!

    25   astrid   2007 May 31, 11:20am  

    There's something wrong in a universe where a family of eight surviving on one "alternative" radio related salary has four houses including a beach house.

    Of course, no sane parent would have bought in Capitol Hill in 1998. Gang violence + DC public schools. I guess that's the sort of parent who would call a family meeting to stop making impulse buys.

    26   e   2007 May 31, 11:22am  

    I have a friend who grew up in MV who walked over to the property and knows the schools, and that part of Latham is out of the gang areas, so I’m okay with it.

    That makes sense. I think it's the part of Latham towards Rengstorff that's not so swell.

    So you're really going to offer 50%?

    27   sfbubblebuyer   2007 May 31, 11:27am  

    Yep. I'm sure they'll turn me down and get a better offer, but that's what I think it's worth. If somebody else wants to overpay, more power to them. If not, I might get a house at a slightly realistic value.

    28   OO   2007 May 31, 11:42am  

    SFBB,

    actually the location of that house is good, on the border of Los Altos. Why is it so cheap? (I am sorry, I generally consider anything under 1M to be cheap at this point, not that I intend to spend 1M on anyone of them).

    The lot size is very good for the "fortress", location is good, and judging from the photo, the craftsman can be quite nicely restored. What's the catch?

    29   OO   2007 May 31, 11:50am  

    I am not familiar with MV, but I have been to that part of the neighborhood, and it looks ok with me. As long as it is close to Los Altos border, even if it is not completely gentrified today, give it a bit of time, it will get better.

    My wife grew up in the part of Los Altos that borders MV. She commented that MV schools used to be very mediocre when she was going to school, however, they definitely improved a lot and even did better than her alma mater Los Altos High recently.

    I honestly don't think MV as the center of the fortress will ever have a 50% fire sale, at least in nominal value. 65-70% nominal value for the bottom is more of a realistic target.

    30   sfbubblebuyer   2007 May 31, 11:57am  

    OO :

    It's going to cost 300K+ to 'restore' it. Or you have to tear down and start again. The picture they give of it doesn't tell you the whole story. To really do it, it needs to be fully gutted.

    Work required :
    Kitchen (1), plus 2 kitchenettes have to be removed and turned into something useful.
    Bathrooms (3)
    Roof
    Subfloors (whole building) and there's enough buckling there may need to be some releveling.
    Walls (knocking holes through plaster and lathe = new drywall for pretty much everything.)
    Exterior - You can't see from the picture, but areas of the outside are rotted and need replacing, all of the shingling needs reworking, and the back of the house is a mess.
    Porches - every wood porch is ready to die, and there are many.
    Sheds : pulled off the building and replaced after repair of exterior.
    Pond : It's a mosquitoe breeding ground and needs to be removed or fitted with actual pumps and filtration.
    Pests : It needs a tenting for sure.
    Mold removal : No ventilation in the bathrooms for 40+ years.

    It'd be an awesome house afterwards, but the sheer amount of work required is boggling. :)

    31   sfbubblebuyer   2007 May 31, 11:59am  

    And the price I'm offering them is what I can afford to pay. You've got to factor in having to have cash for the restoration, and paying rent + mortgage for 6 mo. to a year while restoring the building.

    32   tsusiat   2007 May 31, 12:07pm  

    I don't think Casey lost the whole 2.2 million. I would be interested to see the final tally, after the procedures of the foreclsures are all applied against the original loans.

    Whatever it is, it will be a whole lot of coin.

    My guess is, to write a Hollywood script, you need closure. It had to end sooner or later, otherwise, how could Ben Affleck ever play the part this summer? He was all booked up later in the year....

    33   OO   2007 May 31, 12:53pm  

    SFBB,

    just some data points for the value of land (which is what I am primarily interested in).

    1997-1998: a typical lot in the western foothill (rolling, not completely flat, electricity and gas on site, some may require well or septic ) in the school district of Los Gatos, Saratoga, Cupertino, Los Altos, was going for around $550K-750K per lot. The reason why I am using per lot for measurement because all of these lots while varying in size could NOT be subdivided, regardless of the size you can only build ONE home atop. I have seen lots ranging from .66-2.x acres. Roughly $500K per acre. I will call these sub-city lots because they are a bit on the fringe and may need extra site work.

    2000: Lots of similar parameters went for about 50% higher.

    2005: Essentially 2-4x of 2000 price. I saw some reasonable markups from 2000, there are lots on which the seller will just break even because he put in time and effort to do the site work and pull the permit. There are also greedy sellers who are asking for 4x of what they paid for.

    Your lot should be 1/4 acre, but it is a city lot, so I would give it almost 100% premium. If I take the 97/98 price, that will be something like $300K per 1/4 acre. Adding another 50% on top, that will give you 2000 price of $450K (which I am ok with).

    Your pricing intuition is quite good :-)

    34   astrid   2007 May 31, 12:54pm  

    SFBB,

    I wish you luck but I'm guessing that you won't get it. That lot is probably a prime teardown target and someone will build a 5,000 sq ft monster on it.

    35   OO   2007 May 31, 1:09pm  

    astrid,

    I doubt that area will allow 5000sft mansion but I am not familiar with MV codes.

    If someone is doing a tear-down, they are most definitely budgeting at least $1M for rebuild @ $300+ per sft construction cost. A $2.xM house in that neighborhood is grossly overbuilding your neighbor. With that kind of budget, you'd be much better off buying straight into Los Altos Hills, or Portola Valley.

    Most likely the new buyer will just fix it up.

    36   skibum   2007 May 31, 1:14pm  

    SFBB,
    Nice house - it's really hard to find old houses with character like that in the South Bay.

    Sorry to be nitpicky, but technically that house is not a Craftsman home. The particular features of Craftsmen (overhanging eave over a large front porch, low-slung roof lines, square columns in the front, etc. aren't present in your example). It seems to be more like sort-of a California bungalow, with a unique 2nd floor layout.

    Good luck on the offer! Keep us updated. I'm also interested in hearing how the probate sale process turns out...

    37   David J   2007 May 31, 2:36pm  

    I also hate to be nitpicky skibum but technically if the design did not appear in Gustav Stickley's "Craftsman" magazine then it is not a craftsman. He introduced a very large number of home designs on the pages of that magazine with tremendous variations in architectural influence and style. As a result, to say the house is not a Craftsman with any certainty you'd have to either know who designed it, or go through all of the Craftsman magazines(they were published monthly from 1901 to 1916) and make sure it doesn't appear in them. Craftsman or not it looks like it is in the arts and crafts style and thats good enough for most fans of the genra. The features you described above are very often found on Craftsman homes but are not requirements. I was surprised when I learned this myself. It turns out the Arts and Crafts period and the Craftsman itself encompass a far more varied family of designs than many people realise.

    38   Randy H   2007 May 31, 2:58pm  

    TOS

    **Kisses**

    $2.4mm's getting dropped to $1.79mm here in primer-than-Marina, Marin. I still like you though. You're my favorite troll.

    39   Peter P   2007 May 31, 3:06pm  

    Perhaps we should have a favorite troll thread. Trolls deserve TLC too. :)

    40   skibum   2007 May 31, 4:58pm  

    Craftsman or not it looks like it is in the arts and crafts style and thats good enough for most fans of the genra.

    David J,

    Thanks for the clarification. That is news to me. The homes I associate with the Arts and Crafts movement are not only specific with regards to the architectural style, but also materials. To my layman's eyes, the home in question appears to use materials I wouldn't associate with "Craftsman" homes.

    However, I found this site through a cursory search on the web which seems reasonably accurate and seems to agree with what you say:

    http://www.ragtime.org/arch/rs/RS_Homes.html

    BTW, based on your spelling usage, I wonder, are you an Arts and Crafts fan from the British perspective?

    41   bikes2work   2007 May 31, 5:26pm  

    SFBB,

    Good luck with that Latham house. I'd be surprised if it doesn't go for at least the asking price. Mountain View is still hot, and there are still too many contractor/flippers looking for places like that around here. They'll just gut it and rebuild it. Permits are easier that way. In 9 months you'll see it on the market for $1.1M.

    Probate sale? Wonder if the old lady croaked inside it? That would drop the price a few $k.

    42   bikes2work   2007 May 31, 5:32pm  

    SFBB,

    Here's the backup for my post above:

    http://tinyurl.com/32uhvf

    Similar sq.ft., same street, on much smaller lot, closer to the apartment zone.

    43   David J   2007 May 31, 5:55pm  

    "BTW, based on your spelling usage, I wonder, are you an Arts and Crafts fan from the British perspective?"

    Skibum,

    Sorry to dissapoint but I grew up in Eagle Rock, a small community in Los Angeles just west of Pasadena. I learned to appreciate all things Arts and Crafts during a tour of the Gamble house back in the eighties. During the tour it was explained that the architects, Charles and Henry Greene, designed most of the furnishings for the homes they built but that the few items they purchased came from Gustav Stickley. This of course led to an interest in Stickley furniture which led to the discovery of Stickley home designs etc..etc. At any rate I am a fan of the Arts and Crafts style and personaly favor those designs with the elements you mentioned above that so typify the genra in the minds of most people.

    44   astrid   2007 May 31, 11:03pm  

    OO,

    You're right. It really depends on zoning laws and ability to get the zoning board to agree with you. However, I can't see a "prime" lot like that with a 1,800 sq ft home and I bet at the very least, it'll get bumped out in the back by another 1,000 sq ft.

    45   sam204   2007 Jun 1, 12:10am  

    Wierd world we live in where people publicly advertise their stupidity. Casey was the most craven, and though it's no excuse his youth has to explain some of his stupidity.

    But why would an educated person volunteer to be featured in their local paper to be the subject of a story about people who refied 8 times and are struggling to get by? And they have kids! Do they really want to read about how their parents are fb'ed in the Washington Post. Dumb.

    46   sam204   2007 Jun 1, 12:14am  

    The Woodhulls in the Post article were who I was referring to, though the guy does look like a bit of jack-ass in this picture.

    47   sam204   2007 Jun 1, 12:16am  

    Or now that I think of it, maybe posing for a newspaper profile in stupidity is their indirect way of letting the kids know that they're on their own for college. Welcome to the world of the fb, son. Now fill out this student loan application.

    48   DinOR   2007 Jun 1, 12:25am  

    samac,

    In addition (as *astrid points out) the guy works at an "alternative" radio station! Hey, I've had clients that worked at mainstream radio stations and it truly is day to day.

    Look, I understand taking risks. Had they decided to purchase (a) 2nd/vacation home no later than say 2002 I could reluctantly approve given their family's finances. At some point though, they drank the kool-aid and became PURE momentum players! This reeks of "my job is of little consequence, it's just a necessary evil to build "my real retirement" in RE!"

    Now they're leaning on all this negative synergy and when 'pinching pennies' doesn't cut it they can truly say, "we never saw it coming"!

    49   DinOR   2007 Jun 1, 12:30am  

    samac,

    While Casey is (was) a lot of fun "I" believe he is dwarfed by Daniel Sadek the former used car salesman turned founder of QuickLoanFunding.com! CS may have been on the hook for a dozen or so properties but these clowns were churning out that many neg. am specuvestor loans an hour!

    I have checked with our local video store and they promise they'll have the "Redline" DVD in this weekend!

    50   skibum   2007 Jun 1, 1:15am  

    Sorry to dissapoint but I grew up in Eagle Rock, a small community in Los Angeles just west of Pasadena.

    David J,
    Are you still in SoCal? I've always thought the housing stock there is SO much nicer than up here in the Bay Area. There's much more stuff built in the early 20th century that's still around and in good shape down there. That goes for Craftsman homes especially. Up here, you're inundated with ranches from the '50s and '60s, McMansion rebuilds, and all that weird clapboard stuff in South City, Daly City and a lot of SF proper.

    But of course, SoCal is not as "special" as the Bay Area, now is it??? :)

    51   DinOR   2007 Jun 1, 2:04am  

    qulapo,

    Well.... agreed. At least where the human drama is concerned. When we look at Daniel Sadek though, he worked on a MUCH larger scale. At one point they had hundreds of employees cranking out hundreds of millions in bad loans A MONTH! He developed a taste for the good life going to Vegas every weekend, driving exotic cars, hangin' with starlets and turning out incredibly bad movies. The things CS's wet dreams are (were) made of.

    52   David J   2007 Jun 1, 2:27am  

    skibum

    Yes, I am still here but I don't believe I'll be able to stay much longer. Home prices are high enough that I am completely shut out of the local market. However the rent in my apartment is only $675 per month and as a result my wife and I are able to save at an alarming rate. The plan is to wait out the market for another couple of years at least and see if things have improved enough to make staying worthwhile. If not, we'll seriously consider leaving California. You are right about the houses down here. Numerous examples of Arts and Crafts style homes can be found on vitually every block in the older neighborhoods. If you are a fan of the American interpretation of the Arts and Crafts vision then this area should be a holy land of sorts. Homes from that era seem to have a different feel to them. I've actually never lived in a home built after 1920 and would prefer not to.

    As far as SoCal not being "special", in many circles "special" is short for "special needs" which spawned the phrase "I'd rather be dead than special". So the bottom line is if SoCal is not as "special" as NorCal I'm perfectly ok with that. LOL

    53   sfbubblebuyer   2007 Jun 1, 3:20am  

    Oh, I'm pretty sure I won't get it. But the house is scary enough inside that only a real rehabber would pick it up, not a TLC watcher. Or if a TLC watcher does pick it up for asking, I'll buy it in a year and a half from the bank. It'd take 6 months to fully gut and refinish it.

    54   DinOR   2007 Jun 1, 3:36am  

    SFBB,

    Hey don't take my earlier comments as being a killjoy. I hope it does work out for you! In ways, doing a total rehab is.... a little bit easier than a "spot remodel". You don't have to concern yourself with banging, chipping or scratching anything b/c hell.... it's going in the dumpster anyway!

    Just doing a room, or part of a room can be a real drag. Where and whenever possible I made a promise to myself that our home wouldn't look like "a work in progress" and was real vigilant about keeping the room/area presentable and functional during the remodel. With a total rehab, you can take the "kid gloves" off. Banzai! :)

    55   skibum   2007 Jun 1, 4:04am  

    If you are a fan of the American interpretation of the Arts and Crafts vision then this area should be a holy land of sorts. Homes from that era seem to have a different feel to them.

    I agree completely. As I'm sure you know, the other part of the country with amazing Arts and Crafts home stock is the upper midwest. Up here, your best bet would be in Berkeley. Also, somewhat related, Stanford's campus has a Wright home that's very nice - it's a bit more prairie style, though.

    RE: the "different feel", the way these homes are generally laid out and designed, they almost always speak to me more than any other home style. It's weird, because it's been the case whether it's a home that's been impeccably maintained, or a run down bungalow subdivided to be a rental unit that's clearly had some horrible formica-based renovation in the 70's or 80's.

    56   Peter P   2007 Jun 1, 4:24am  

    Now I also like Adobe and Hacienda. Otherwise, I prefer some modern wood+glass look.

    57   HARM   2007 Jun 1, 4:33am  

    FYI: Snowflake updated his goodbye page:

    58   DennisN   2007 Jun 1, 4:34am  

    McArthur Park restaurant in Palo Alto is in an old FLWright building, IIRC it was originally built as a USO building. Go eat there some time.

    It's a carnivore place....if you order a bowl of chili there, they stick a pork rib into it as a garnee instead of a stalk of celery. :)

    59   DennisN   2007 Jun 1, 4:39am  

    Oops sorry, it's a Julia Morgan design. http://www.macpark.com/page24.htm

    60   EBGuy   2007 Jun 1, 4:59am  

    just some data points for the value of land (which is what I am primarily interested in).

    OO, please keep posting your "land" observations (especially if you see the market starting to turn). I guess I can always dream about purchasing a vacation home plot at the "end" of the downturn -- why have all those maintenance expenses for a real getaway when you can just pay taxes on some land while it sits there. Much cheaper that way .
    I signed up for a propertyshark.com account and have found it quite addictive (thankfully they limit the amount you can "imbibe"). The biggest shocker for me is finding places where I assumed people were overleveraged as it would appear they overpaid... instead I only find a $200k first mortgage (fixed, of course).

    It’d take 6 months to fully gut and refinish it.
    SFBB, Sorry to be so skeptical, but I am guessing a year minimum (okay, maybe 6 months for actual construction -- but good luck with permits and everyting else)... at any rate, if you do bid, spending a couple hundred bucks on a contractor (or inspector who used to be a contractor) would probably be worth it for a back of the envelope "consultation". Or maybe try a remodeling coach.

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