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2006 May 3, 5:54pm   29,753 views  248 comments

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123   Randy H   2006 May 4, 7:31am  

Let me see if I can channel Jack… “The constant influx of moneyed immigrants and trust fund hippies to Marin will ensure no more than a 10% drop in home prices over the next five years. Intangibles, people!”

All I see influxing up here in Marinville is a never ending supply of rude assholes.

124   SJ_jim   2006 May 4, 7:32am  

Hello!

Check out today's chart posting:
realtyworldcal.com

I'm seeing similar trending in SCC; in fact, according to mlslistings.com, SSC invetory has just (in the last day or 2) surpassed the peak of mid-late October (currently 4308 condo & SFR).

Good day, all!

125   Jamie   2006 May 4, 7:32am  

Oh god PS, The Elitist, that name is too damn hard to type. SQT will attest to the value of a streamlined blog name (she used to be Sacto-QT, or something like that). Let me suggest a few other options:

Pee Ess
Pea S
Pee-S

126   DinOR   2006 May 4, 7:33am  

PS,

I'll check w/ Jim. Doesn't make a lot of sense. But I'll check. Kind of partial to the Military model myself! My old Beezer was awful to kick start at times, you had to "tickle" the primer on the old mono block Amal carbs and get the choke setting just right, but always easier than a Harley! The reason I still like having a kick start is that even if the battery goes dead you still have a shot at not having to push it home.

We'll stand by to get flamed as everyone tells about how much better disc brakes are than the old "drum" brakes! Yes. yes! We know! We just don't care. Besides for the most part Brit style cycling is enjoyed best when not exceeding 50 mph. Above that one could get hurt. B/c I enjoy the feeling of acceleration so much I'm annoying to ride w/ b/c I'll fall behind just so I can get on it. Oh, and the exhuast must be near silent!

127   Jamie   2006 May 4, 7:34am  

Pea Ass?

128   astrid   2006 May 4, 7:35am  

Mr. Elitist,

That was why I put in the "etc." I didn't want to get too detailed and start excluding able people by forgetting to include in a long detailed list.

Also, dude! You won the dot.com bubble jackpot! I thought you just work for fun and computer access! You can do the knife sharpener hirings and advertisement castings, if you find those roles Elitist appropriate. :)

129   Jamie   2006 May 4, 7:40am  

newsfreak wrote: "Besides,
where else can you learn about the hot bikes to ride,
and money and houses? "

And Surfer-X's secret cult of chubby sex!

130   Randy H   2006 May 4, 7:41am  

Randy H can do the market analysis.

Why do I always get the "fun" job? I suppose Surfer-X gets to pick up the kegs and audition the "celebration party entertainment"...

131   DinOR   2006 May 4, 7:44am  

PS,

Here's the deal in a nutshell. Royal is not certified by the state of CA. However they sell plenty of them there. The way they get around it is by having an Oregonian, such as myself register in the first position on the title, yourself in second position. After 6 mos. you can then transfer to the 2nd owner. Ask for Jim at Raceway in Salem from their OR dealers. No big. Also Jim tells me that the new Electra is in and they have the ANL motor.

132   astrid   2006 May 4, 7:46am  

Randy,

Because you're really good at it:) You and Fewlesh were doing a great job for free at your blog. Just imagine the great analysis possible with a very large computer and an IB pay structure!

133   Randy H   2006 May 4, 7:57am  

astrid,

All I want out of life is a bunch of smart people and fast computers to do fun stuff with, an office that allows dogs, and a Hedge Fund bonus structure.

After that for a couple more years I can retire and spend the days out on the Headlands writing dark, dreary, dystopian future fiction.

134   Peter P   2006 May 4, 7:57am  

SP, is ES a smaller version of you?

135   DinOR   2006 May 4, 8:02am  

Randy H,

Perzactly! The lender always has a stack of NOD's to work so they are in a big pile. Even in the best of times. So just b/c Mr. Bottom Feeder has tendered an offer that doesn't mean the lender drops everything to attend to it. Often it can be weeks (in some states) before they counter. They'll want to do their research as well. In the end they usually take some sort of short sale compromise but let's be clear, this is not easy money. You're dealing w/ people that are likely in a less than desireable postion and I've heard that sometimes they come up w/ "miracle money" in the 11th hour and for Mr. Bottom feeder it can be a lot of good work down the drain. No thanks.

However, if we're forming a new version of the RTC I will gladly cold call investors. (You don't bring this stuff to your own book).

136   DinOR   2006 May 4, 8:04am  

SP,

Yes Oh Elite One! No big, Jim's good people and when you call he'll tell you all about the new bike!

137   surfer-x   2006 May 4, 8:04am  

Jamie, remember there are two kinds of men, those that will diddle a fat chick* as long as no one finds out, and those that are gay.

*a relative term**

**not investment advice.

138   surfer-x   2006 May 4, 8:06am  

astrid,

All I want out of life is a bunch of smart people and fast computers to do fun stuff with, an office that allows dogs, and a Hedge Fund bonus structure.

Astrid, all I want is a goofyfoot stand up tube ride, fluency in a third language, a black belt and a large orange cat.

139   astrid   2006 May 4, 8:11am  

surfer-x and Randy H and DinOR and SP and everybody else,

Hmmm, sounds like we've got a winner here. Maybe I should write a business plan (so it'll include a small division for knife sharpening and selling organic vegetable to the Chinese) now...

After all, if we spend as much time on a business as we do on this blog, we'll be looking at a $100M business in no time.

140   astrid   2006 May 4, 8:23am  

Okay, I've finally looked up the wikipedia definition of RTCs, it looks like the situation is a bit more complicated than I had previously thought (including acts of Congress). It looks like I'll have two more books to add to my summer reading list.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resolution_Trust_Corporation

141   surfer-x   2006 May 4, 8:25am  

SQT, nope no Fuchs, I think Craig Holdridge of Pismo Beach has been keeping him captive. I got a call from him back in Oct asking how to pronounce his name. Looked the number up in the reverse directory and he lives right behind my old pathetic rental. I'm having a friend do a random call "hi this is Bob from Advantage and we are giving away free flea control products, no strings attached" "do you have any pets" "oh really, a big orange cat".

142   surfer-x   2006 May 4, 8:25am  

SQT, nope no Fuchs, I think Craig Holdridge of Pismo Beach has been keeping him captive. I got a call from him back in Oct asking how to pronounce his name. Looked the number up in the reverse directory and he lives right behind my old pathetic rental. I'm having a friend do a random call "hi this is Bob from Advantage and we are giving away free flea control products, no strings attached" "do you have any pets" "oh really, a big orange cat".

143   astrid   2006 May 4, 8:41am  

GC,

You just said in the last thread that you're not gay.

Are you or aren't you? :)

144   surfer-x   2006 May 4, 8:46am  

GC,

You just said in the last thread that you’re not gay.

Are you or aren’t you?

Remember, the only surefire way to tell if you are gay is to spend the night with a man naked and not touch him. Unfortuately there is no other method. I'm not gay.

145   surfer-x   2006 May 4, 8:49am  

Whoa nelly, further clarification necessary, when spending a night with a man naked, if you successfully make it through the night sans contact, you are not, I repeat not gay. Not that I am in any way shape or form homophobic, I am pro-gay, think of it this way, most lesbians are just not attractive. How do you tell which woman is gay, usually the ones you aren't interested in. Gay dudes, well you should shake their hands because for every gay dude there is an extra chick for me.

146   LILLL   2006 May 4, 8:51am  

I Know many attractive lesbians.

147   LILLL   2006 May 4, 8:54am  

But many are unattractive with comfortable shoes.

148   LILLL   2006 May 4, 8:54am  

Although I am not an authority.

149   astrid   2006 May 4, 8:55am  

I wear Birkenstocks, does that make me a lesbian?

150   LILLL   2006 May 4, 8:58am  

Astrid
Not if you're gaga over Jake Gyllenhal.
But you may attract some by the shoes you wear. :)

151   astrid   2006 May 4, 9:02am  

GC,

Wow, you're really going for as many un-PC events as possible!

Linda,

Hehe. But Jake Gyllenhaal is often suspected of being Peter Saarsgard's gay lover!

152   astrid   2006 May 4, 9:04am  

It could make me a gay man trapped in a woman's body...

153   surfer-x   2006 May 4, 9:08am  

I wear Birkenstocks, does that make me a lesbian?

Hmmm don't know as I have never seen you. Based on your writing samples submitted thus far I would have to give you a "not gay" rating.

154   surfer-x   2006 May 4, 9:14am  

I Know many attractive lesbians.

MMMMM attractive lesbians, every red blooded males GBC (gentlemens bathroom companion). Linda, could you forward their pictures and/or butch hangouts. MMMMM lipstick lesbians.

155   surfer-x   2006 May 4, 9:15am  

GC, put less than sign and small i then greater than sign in front of what you want to make in italics, then close with less than /i greater than.

156   Randy H   2006 May 4, 9:16am  

GC,

You can start with my next door neighbor. I'm not sure, but he might be an IB to boot. You can clean his pipes and get a new car as a gift out of the deal.

157   surfer-x   2006 May 4, 9:17am  

I don’t mind being a gay from time to time, as long as the other guy has very tender skin, a smooth a-hole, and a cute bottom.

You Sir are dangerously close to becoming a recipient of the Surfer-X Medal of Freedom, which is presented in even years to those that demonstrate an uncanny lack of filter.

158   surfer-x   2006 May 4, 9:19am  

Remember in Mexico you are only gay if you are catching, pitchers are not gay.

For an interesting diversion, look up "plushys" and "furrys"

Jamie, care to educate the crowd on plushy/furry?

159   astrid   2006 May 4, 9:21am  

surfer-x,

The sort of thing GC mentioned is not at all unusual. Traditional Chinese literature is filled with concubinage of young boys.

160   Randy H   2006 May 4, 9:22am  

For an interesting diversion, look up “plushys” and “furrys”

There's a bunch of these types in Second Life. Between them and the vampire goths, what's a bipedal, nonundead, heterosexual to do?

161   Randy H   2006 May 4, 9:25am  

Greeks were the bigtime lovers of boys.

So was our Parish Pastor years ago.

162   astrid   2006 May 4, 9:25am  

GC,

For shame! Going to the Greeks instead of your own people. Are their subversions less subversive because they're stupid money grubbing Orientals?

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