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astrid,

All I want out of life is a bunch of smart people and fast computers to do fun stuff with, an office that allows dogs, and a Hedge Fund bonus structure.

Astrid, all I want is a goofyfoot stand up tube ride, fluency in a third language, a black belt and a large orange cat.

surfer-x and Randy H and DinOR and SP and everybody else,

Hmmm, sounds like we've got a winner here. Maybe I should write a business plan (so it'll include a small division for knife sharpening and selling organic vegetable to the Chinese) now...

After all, if we spend as much time on a business as we do on this blog, we'll be looking at a $100M business in no time.

Okay, I've finally looked up the wikipedia definition of RTCs, it looks like the situation is a bit more complicated than I had previously thought (including acts of Congress). It looks like I'll have two more books to add to my summer reading list.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resolution_Trust_Corporation

SQT, nope no Fuchs, I think Craig Holdridge of Pismo Beach has been keeping him captive. I got a call from him back in Oct asking how to pronounce his name. Looked the number up in the reverse directory and he lives right behind my old pathetic rental. I'm having a friend do a random call "hi this is Bob from Advantage and we are giving away free flea control products, no strings attached" "do you have any pets" "oh really, a big orange cat".

SQT, nope no Fuchs, I think Craig Holdridge of Pismo Beach has been keeping him captive. I got a call from him back in Oct asking how to pronounce his name. Looked the number up in the reverse directory and he lives right behind my old pathetic rental. I'm having a friend do a random call "hi this is Bob from Advantage and we are giving away free flea control products, no strings attached" "do you have any pets" "oh really, a big orange cat".

GC,

You just said in the last thread that you're not gay.

Are you or aren't you? :)

GC,

Are you or aren’t you?

Remember, the only surefire way to tell if you are gay is to spend the night with a man naked and not touch him. Unfortuately there is no other method. I'm not gay.

Whoa nelly, further clarification necessary, when spending a night with a man naked, if you successfully make it through the night sans contact, you are not, I repeat not gay. Not that I am in any way shape or form homophobic, I am pro-gay, think of it this way, most lesbians are just not attractive. How do you tell which woman is gay, usually the ones you aren't interested in. Gay dudes, well you should shake their hands because for every gay dude there is an extra chick for me.

I Know many attractive lesbians.

But many are unattractive with comfortable shoes.

Although I am not an authority.

I wear Birkenstocks, does that make me a lesbian?

Astrid
Not if you're gaga over Jake Gyllenhal.
But you may attract some by the shoes you wear. :)

GC,

Wow, you're really going for as many un-PC events as possible!

Linda,

Hehe. But Jake Gyllenhaal is often suspected of being Peter Saarsgard's gay lover!

It could make me a gay man trapped in a woman's body...

I wear Birkenstocks, does that make me a lesbian?

Hmmm don't know as I have never seen you. Based on your writing samples submitted thus far I would have to give you a "not gay" rating.

I Know many attractive lesbians.

MMMMM attractive lesbians, every red blooded males GBC (gentlemens bathroom companion). Linda, could you forward their pictures and/or butch hangouts. MMMMM lipstick lesbians.

GC, put less than sign and small i then greater than sign in front of what you want to make in italics, then close with less than /i greater than.

GC,

You can start with my next door neighbor. I'm not sure, but he might be an IB to boot. You can clean his pipes and get a new car as a gift out of the deal.

I don’t mind being a gay from time to time, as long as the other guy has very tender skin, a smooth a-hole, and a cute bottom.

You Sir are dangerously close to becoming a recipient of the Surfer-X Medal of Freedom, which is presented in even years to those that demonstrate an uncanny lack of filter.

Remember in Mexico you are only gay if you are catching, pitchers are not gay.

For an interesting diversion, look up "plushys" and "furrys"

Jamie, care to educate the crowd on plushy/furry?

surfer-x,

The sort of thing GC mentioned is not at all unusual. Traditional Chinese literature is filled with concubinage of young boys.

For an interesting diversion, look up “plushys” and “furrys”

There's a bunch of these types in Second Life. Between them and the vampire goths, what's a bipedal, nonundead, heterosexual to do?

Greeks were the bigtime lovers of boys.

So was our Parish Pastor years ago.

GC,

For shame! Going to the Greeks instead of your own people. Are their subversions less subversive because they're stupid money grubbing Orientals?

maybe this would be an appropriate time to post this link again

http://fafblog.blogspot.com/2006/04/slipperiest-slope-as-you-all-know.html

Where's DS when we could use his incoherent postmodernist deconstructionist vacuousness.

Maybe GC can write to Savage Love re: belly button lint and sexually violation of young boys.

A lot of women are scared of brutish men.

I think this is misconception put out by the lesbians, most women I've met would rather have a caveman than a wimpy crybaby mommys boy.

Jamie, caveman or super suave pierce brosnan?

Gentle Cheetah
You sound like a f@cking child molester to me...the most hated of all moron idiots of the world. Describing your love of young boys MAKES ME SICK. Pervert!

Well, it's hard to penetrate without consent. Very easy to be penetrated without full consent. Also, sex has more serious consequences for girls than boys.

You sound like a f@cking child molester to me…the most hated of all moron idiots of the world.

There are worse idiots IMO but child molesters deserve are very bad in my book.

To a 40 year-old man an 18 year-old woman is one of the most beautiful things in the world

Hmmm not necessarily so, I for one perfer women who are in the early 30's. Not as tweakerish.

"To an 18 year-old woman a 40 year-old man is invisible….."

But his wallet is not.

Gentle Cheetah is a pedaphile...the most despicable predator on earth
YOU SICK FUCK

GC is just some code monkey who read too much late 19th century German philosophy. Maybe he'll live out his dream in Thailand...

(my apologies to code monkeys)

@Linda, I am with you, there is really no intellectual discourse involved in discussing the merits of pedophilia. There are no merits, only a childhood stolen.

Please, Linda, we are merely engaged in an intellectual discourse.

Intellectual discourse? How also?

I agree. I’m 47 and my fiance is 34. I believe women are at their most beautiful from about 25 through early 40’s. ;)

Or Surfer-X.