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The buyer should throw a mobile home on the property and sell it for $1 million.

How about a 360-degree panoramic poster with the view of Malibu surrounding the mobile home? Ocean view!

Perhaps you could arrange for the fire dept to have a practice burn, and burn it to the ground while practicing their fire fighting skills.

Also getting rid of mountain people or bugs or critters.

Especially the bugs.

Oh well, if it has granite counter tops, I'm in!

If I were the seller, I would only show an "artist's impression" of the house. Any defects would be hidden nicely behind impressionist color dots.

Think Deliverance or Wrong Turn.

Or, new movie set for "The Beverly Hillbillies"

If I were the seller I would build a new house before selling.

TWIT - The 1.7MM is for THE ENTIRE BUILDING genius. Look at the square footage in the Domania quote.

Sellers did well.
The new guy paid for most of the building.

The Beverly Hillbillies

Plot summary - three aspired actresses are attacked by mountain people while checking out an apparent real estate bargain.

Rated R for gore.

"Predator meets Beverly Hillbillies"

Wonder who survives.

Plot summary - three aspired actresses are attacked by mountain people while checking out an apparent real estate bargain.

How about 3 former playboy bunnies who now work as RE agents?

How about 3 former playboy bunnies who now work as RE agents?

Excellent. The previous owner was half eaten by mountain people but mortgage was issued to his meat nonetheless.

Oh I know. 3 former bunnies attacked by Troll. Troll torn limb from limb.

3 former bunnies attacked by Troll. Troll torn limb from limb.

Troll eventually defected by the $700 kitten.

or ARM from ARM?

I need to work on a script.

or ARM from ARM?

I like it, I can see the marquee posters now.

There are tons of rich people out there, and they aren’t living paycheck to paycheck with I/O loans.

Agreed.
BUT, some investors delude themselves by overleveraging and thinking that they are rich. Rich people will buy prime RE whenever they want (hey even pay cash (real cash, not borrowed cash)) a shrewd investor will buy prime RE when the property can be bought below value, or fundamentals give high expectation of price growth.

AntiTroll: What do you consider "rich" to be?

I thought rich means 1M+ of diversified passive income per year, no?

I wouldn't debate the point too much. Any logical arguments only hurt MP's brain. And since he's already intellectually handicapped any further damage can only make him more obnoxious.

MP fights with most of his brain cells tied behind his back.

Is MP the AntiTroll?

MP fights with most of his brain cells tied behind his back.

That is so gross. Can someone provide an "artist's impression" of this troll? We need an artwork for the movie poster.

Is MP the AntiTroll?

He is the anti-Chr...
No, that would be giving him too much credit.

Peter P

I'm sad you don't like my imagery. I'll keep working on it.

AntiTroll: What do you consider “rich” to be?

Actually I prefer the question.
"What do you consider wealthy to be?"

Answer: Independance.
To be able to do the things you like to do. This is different for most people.
For some people it means cash, others running their own business, having children, being healthy etc

For me. To be happy, enjoy life, good food,enjoy others company, doing things I enjoy, raise my family. Money isn't a driving factor in my life,(it does help though) as I try not to live beyond my means and try to have realistic expectations.

What about yourself?

I’m sad you don’t like my imagery. I’ll keep working on it.

No, I like the imagery... A troll is supposed to be gross, right?

Wealth to me means being able to live life on your own terms regardless of what's going on with the outside world.

Is MP the AntiTroll?
Please.... don't hurt my feelings.

No, I like the imagery… A troll is supposed to be gross, right?

I'm not sure. But our troll is gross.

Yes, the AntiTroll is way too smart to be MP.

Is MP the AntiTroll?

Zephyr, AntiTroll is a friend. MP is a troll. There is no similarity between them whatsoever.

AntiTroll: What do you consider “rich” to be?

Oh, and one important thing to me is:-
I'm debt free with cash in bank.

We will all be rich producing The Beverly Hillbillies: Attack of the Troll.

Sorry, must close the tag.

We have to make sure central casting uses the real troll. Otherwise it just wouldn't be gross enough.

We have to make sure central casting uses the real troll. Otherwise it just wouldn’t be gross enough.

But if we use the real troll, the crew itself will be in danger. Can we just use CGI?

But if we use the real troll, the crew itself will be in danger. Can we just use CGI?

Danger of what? Fits of hysterical laughter?

Danger of what? Fits of hysterical laughter?

Hysterical laughter can be fatal. Let's hope that it will be a hit in the box office so that I can finally buy a house in Marina. I can make fresh marinara sauce using ingredients from my owned garden.