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Mr.Fantastic says

Ellie is obviously a faggot.

I guess that's one thing that we have in common - I like sex with men too. Since you're fixated on the term, I'm thinking that you're protesting a bit too much. Btw, I was almost successful in my endeavor to not to call you Mr. Fucktastic.

Bap33 says

@ellie ….. I have to be honest, in the right group of buddies, it is still sophmoric names for all … even at 42 and chubby and gray. None of my buddies are queer(openly), but we are all perverted sinners, and fathers, and husbands, and we still do silly things that are embarassing when they are accidently done in mixed company....Who starts their day better than that?

Bap, you mentioned that you say these things to your friends. Who doesn't? I say inappropriate things all of the time - Just read some of my posts. It's just that I don't use offensive slurs to be hurtful to a stranger when I'm on the losing end of an interwebs conversation.

So, when you press "ignore," it asks "really ignore Mr. Fantastic?" There was no "really, really - I mean this guy is an offensive pos with whom I wish to never speak again" button.

I wonder if Patrick can add that?

I have never used the Ignore function yet, but one poster on this is really tempting me. (BTW it's not Elliemae, ch_tah or Troy)

Let's get back to some stupidly funny posts...

cheers.

elliemae says

Mr. Fucktastic.

I have been called that ... well, not called, more like purrrred ....

sometimes, life ROCKS!!

not right now .... but sometimes!! lol

Bap33 says

elliemae says

Mr. Fucktastic.

I have been called that … well, not called, more like purrrred ….
sometimes, life ROCKS!!
not right now …. but sometimes!! lol

so.....many.....jokes...........must.....remain............strong.........THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Damn, that was hard...That's what she said!
Sometimes I can't resist....That's what she said!
I can't stop! That's what she said!

Hey, I was just trying not to blow it...

This is by far the most annoying line ever. God damn it pisses me off, its like shes (Elliemae, she says it ALL THE TIME) saying 'i won the argument though I presented no argument'
Mr.Fantastic says

Thanks for playing though.

Sure, lets ignore fundamentals because its different this time...
vain says

How is a $600k home not affordable at $100k/year salary? Forget about the 3x income rule.

ROFL. But possibly true that you're all fucking with me.
Bap33 says

Heck, all of you could be the same person, put here just to mess with my mind!

Mr.Fantastic says

Done!
That just shows national listings as a whole. I was talking about a specific city!

I go by a whole diffrerent criteria, mostly whether you are fucking mens asses with your penis or not. Which I do not do.
Mr.Fantastic says

The #1 reason why you’re a dumb faggot is because you simply don’t care to examine the source of information you post

?

I'll see your ? and raise you a WTF?

With a big fat "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?" I'm all-in.

hmmm ... that post fits in, just like the rainbow afro wig guy at ball games ....

I’m going to add one. Someone said that we should drill for oil in the national parks, ANWAR, erc. because this will lower the costs of gasoline for Americans… since the oil companies will sell petroleum to Americans more cheaply.
Let me look at some more...

The NAR threatening to sue Patrick over his logo and the use of the term Realtor (R).

ECBB wins, hands down.

More coming up!

Bap33 says

I have classic man looks, and even a blind person would know I’m extra-straight, from 30 yards away, in poor lighting…. I simply emit “MAN” ….

Hah.

I forgot all about this thread, but this made me laugh, again.

Bap, I think you're a reasonable fellow, if I remember your posts correctly, in aggregate.

But, well...you wouldn't know gay if it asked you for a light. And it probably has, girlfriend.

Maybe you were being ironic. There's lots of gay at NASCAR too, ya know.

That's funny, because I thought I was way nicer to him in the first comment. :)

Without irony or trying to be clever, then: Bap I recall that most of your other posts are fairly reasonable, but you're deeply uninformed if you believe you can determine "gay" by appearance.

For what it's worth, I wouldn't call myself liberal either. But if "liberal" is the opposite of some of the folks on here who think they're conservative, then I wouldn't mind being called the L word.

@simchaland

Thanks for the laughs. You have condensed this list though!

@simchaland

Thanks for the laughs. You had to really condense that list!

American in Japan says

@simchaland
Thanks for the laughs. You have condensed this list though!

Mayumi1 says

@simchaland
Thanks for the laughs. You had to really condense that list!

Yeah, I really had to condense. It wasn't difficult at all to find quotes such as those. I picked out what I thought were the best nominees from his most recent posts.

Hate to break it guys, but it's very hard to top this in terms of either stupid or trolling:

http://patrick.net/?p=699438

ChrisLA says

Hate to break it guys, but it’s very hard to top this in terms of either stupid or trolling:

http://patrick.net/?p=699438

Myth #4 : There was a huge home price bubble in the USA

Has to be a troll. No human being could believe such a thing.

Perhaps ... or an astroturfer.

American,

I know first hand that living there for a (very) short while (though not short enough) for work certainly sucks.

I had long suspected that living in Japan also sucks.

Now I know that it does.

American in Japan says

??
I would like to hear your story.

Not here.

state says

I nominate ten ounce trout

Only later in the afternoon. His morning thoughts are often coherent.

This is NICE thread you got going here Patrick.

No no far be it from me, to pitch a bitch that someone posted something I take offense to and I would expect you to censor them. Though this thread is a Who's Who of all of the Ass Holes that have invoked the "FLAG" link.

They must be Democrats!

But I thought Calling someone a Liar IS attacking their ideas?

Libs DO as they SAY not as THEY do.

Hey you know those guys too?

Bap33 says

The education system is absurd and is only a goldenchild of the left becasue it gave them direct access to the youth to force upon them their leftist anti-God/American/Freedom queer way of thinking.

Wow that last one ranks in the top 10!

marcus you may disagree, but Bap is right that our education system is crap. And your union is part of the problem, huge part of it.

Bap33 says

The education system is absurd and is only a goldenchild of the left becasue it gave them direct access to the youth to force upon them their leftist anti-God/American/Freedom queer way of thinking.

The education system - at least the English composition part of it - seems to have failed Bap.

guilty as charged

Jeez, that was a good one.

Here is a new contender:

Shrekgrich says (about terrorism and the awareness of it):

>Scary thing is: Libruhls haven't. More of that chronic denial of reality thing they suffer from en masse, I gather. I get a big kick out of how soft they are on terrorism but the ones most in danger of it.

>I work in San Francisco, so I spend almost a third of my entire week in Prime Target Land. Believe me, I am quite cognizant of the danger even if the moronic Libruhls who live there aren't.

Yes, that was incredible, a few of us jumped on him for that one. He went on to say:

shrekgrinch says

Not to mention that they are living in prime targets for WMD attacks. Pop a nuke in Chicago or San Francisco and you'll end up with a large percentage of the Libruhl population of this country dead as a door nail (but will still magically show up in voter rolls in Chicago, just see). Even a crude dirty bomb going off in the downtown area will bankrupt most of them as the real estate market will collapse totally in at least a 30 mile radius and business will flee. Permanently.

Or maybe it was a different thread ? Reflecting on it, it's hard not to feel vicarious shame and embarrassment for him, being the jerk that he s.

Maybe his goal is to work his way up to one nomination each day.

Regarding Gabby Giffords remarkable revovery from being shot in the head and coming in to vote on the big debt ceiling bill, there was a post from jvolstad that was almost worthy of a nomination, but then Shrek says this:

shrekgrinch says

Shame on the Dems for exploiting her that way!

Wow. What else can one say.

This is the same guy, who had these comments regarding her shooting back in January..

shrekgrinch says

SoCal Renter says

They should outlaw high capacity magazine clips in public and limit them to shooting ranges and licensed hunting preserves. There is absolutely no reason someone needs a high capacity clip in public.

They should outlaw liberal idiots from speaking or voting and limit them to scrubbing toilets and fluffing on porn sets as an occupation. There is absolutely no reason such idiots should participate in society otherwise.

later...

shrekgrinch says

Was this guy who shot the congressbitch a 'conservative'? No. Yet you persist in this demonization.

I just don't know. We tolerate and forgive a lot from this piece of work. I hope that at least it's therapeutic for him.

Some of us tolerate, others simply laugh.

I hereby submit the following:

Tenouncetrout says

You all should be thankful Fat people don't vote. They can't be bothered to get out, but you know what? On second thought maybe it is good idea bashing and picking on and just generally bullying fat people. That will get them out in droves to vote the smug Democrats out of office. Fat people get irate over shit like that.

I must ask - what's the most offensive part? That tot believes that, as a group, people who are overweight don't have the energy to leave their homes? Or that this group of people are Republicans?

I never knew that there was a correlation between obesity and conservative politics - but ya learn something new every day.