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"Santorum said that a strict reading of pornography laws would bar hard-core porn from the Internet."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/18/rick-santorum_n_1355916.html

I find the whole thing hilarious. As if it were possible!

He's just trying to stroke his constituents.

Vicente says

I find the whole thing hilarious. As if it were possible!

I really think Republicans want Obama to win again. If it was otherwise, how is this guy even still in the race?

Santorum is still upset that his name is associated with gay sex. I'm sure his "porn war" won't make the association between him and gay sex stronger once the Google search optimizer starts associating the words "Santorum" and "porn".

elliemae says

He's just trying to stroke his constituents.

"stroke"

$5 says he's got a collection in the sock drawer.

elliemae says

He's just trying to stroke his constituents.

Eschew Obfuscation

Obligatory:

Remember the 80's song called "The stroke" by Billy Squier?

http://www.cracked.com/article_15114_the-15-best-songs-that-are-totally-about-masturbation.html

A few titles:

"My Dingaling"
"I'm a Wanker"
"Blister in the Sun" (I LOVE the Violent Femmes!)
"I Touch Myself"

This article helps to prove that there's something out there on the interwebs for everyone. Even Mr. Santorum.

elliemae says

This article helps to prove that there's something out there on the interwebs for everyone.

Don't you mean "the internets?"

My friend sent me this link:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81686591/

Don't know why it was banned...

"Rick Santorum promises if elected to crack down on porn."

So basically your telling me he's going to re-write the constitution? Also most men have a collection of porn on there computers, they might say they are against porn in public when there Wife is around, but once in the polling booth, they would vote against Rick Santorum.

Don't Touch my WATER! Oh wait we Can say Porn now.

elliemae says

My friend sent me this link:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81686591/
Don't know why it was banned...

I can't imagine! Nice!

TechGromit says

but once in the polling booth, they would vote against Rick Santorum.

Maybe they can pass a law that limits porn in the polling booth.

elliemae says

Maybe they can pass a law that limits porn in the polling booth.

Next guy in line at the booth: "man...why's that guy taking so long in there?"

I got a robocall from Santorum and pressed the button telling them that I am voting for Romney (even though I am likely to vote for Ron Paul), mostly just to send Santorum a message.

elliemae says

Maybe they can pass a law that limits porn in the polling booth.

Whoah there let's not be too rash.

I need some reading material while I'm thinking hard.

wthrfrk80 says

He's pandering to his (sucker) constituents. It's a game.

Red states the largest consumers of internet porn. It would seem to me that he may actually be turning off his constituents. However, perhaps he is correct in the porn brain-damage connection.

With Utah being the biggest consumer of internet porn I doubt Romney would dare mention a porn ban.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16680-porn-in-the-usa-conservatives-are-biggest-consumers.html

Interesting leo. From your linked article:

Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn subscribers than states that don't explicitly restrict gay marriage.

Santorum says Porn is way more available under Obama than Bush. And that his justice department isn't on it the way Bush's was. I don't see it. Porn has always been easily availabe, and legally as far as I know, on the internet. Wtf is he talking about ?

leoj707 says

With Utah being the biggest consumer of internet porn I doubt Romney would dare mention a porn ban

WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

We can accept this honor because we all go to church on Sunday and repent for our sins... then we do it all again for another week!

leoj707 says

With Utah being the biggest consumer of internet porn I doubt Romney would dare mention a porn ban.

I didn't believe this, so I did a Google search, and omg, Utah actually is the biggest consumer of porn. Utah. Yeah, Utah.

I guess there's nothing else to do in Utah. That's my only explanation. I certainly wouldn't have guessed Utah.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/6JbBVKQDTWQ

Utah chapter.

Dan8267 says

I certainly wouldn't have guessed Utah.

We've won this one, hands down.

Given how our politicians only work for the lobbyists, masturbation is probably the most productive thing a person could do in a voting booth.

I can see the in-booth advertisements now, starting with:

"K-Y not vote for Romney?"

elliemae says

"K-Y not vote for Romney?"

A new source of revenue for Diebold.

marcus says

Interesting leo. From your linked article:

Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn subscribers than states that don't explicitly restrict gay marriage.

Makes me wonder what the distribution of gay porn would look like. My guess is that the same state with high porn "consumption" also have a higher rate of gay porn "consumption".

marcus says

Santorum says Porn is way more available under Obama than Bush. And that his justice department isn't on it the way Bush's was. I don't see it. Porn has always been easily availabe, and legally as far as I know, on the internet. Wtf is he talking about ?

Yeah, that is just silly. He probably has some sort of "justification" like more houses have high-speed internet, therefor porn is more easily accessible. But then again he probably is just talking out of his ass.

Dan8267 says

I guess there's nothing else to do in Utah. That's my only explanation. I certainly wouldn't have guessed Utah.

Oh, there is plenty to do in Utah. Search the Utah craigslist personals for "garments" (aka - magic underpants).

I think that in a community that is sexually repressive any "adventurousness" has to be explored anonymously and privately as possible. The internet is a great way to get that privacy. While here in California you can be just another run of the mill freak in the freak kingdom; where it is more or less socially acceptable to attend the Folsom Street Fair.

leoj707 says

While here in California you can be just another run of the mill freak in the freak kingdom; where it is more or less socially acceptable to attend the Folsom Street Fair.

I think there's something to be said for that. I say that even as a guy who grew up in the Midwest. Since people do kinky stuff one way or the other, maybe it's less awkward if it's "out in the open" rather than the "Elephant in the Room" no one talks about.

leoj707 says

I think that in a community that is sexually repressive any "adventurousness" has to be explored anonymously and privately as possible.

True, the most sexually repressed societies are the most perverted.

leoj707 says

Oh, there is plenty to do in Utah. Search the Utah craigslist personals for "garments" (aka - magic underpants).

True believers (mormons) take them seriously, for what they stand for. I make fun of mormonism, but there's something kinda cool about having that level of belief.

At my 20th hs reunion one of the women from my class was discussing why she broke up with her last bf; she saw some offensive images on his computer. I asked what they were and she could barely whisper, "breasts." Seriously. I asked if there was anything else and she said no - but she "turned him in to the bishop" for looking at porn. That's not porn to me, but maybe I'm wierd or something.

Anyway, the guy got placed on double secret probation or something.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/Y0cF2piwjYQ&feature=player_detailpage

This is going to blow up on his face.

Don't I know it. Try saying something even-handed about Hillary Clinton

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@Patrick, did your alt get hacked or are you now typing in tongues? (Feel free to delete this comment, especially if by some chance the comment was actually from you.)