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I don't want no dog eatin' President


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2012 May 1, 6:46am   6,033 views  24 comments

by Honest Abe   ➕follow (1)   💰tip   ignore  

A slow jammin' dog eatin' race baitin' freedom hatein' president is an embarassment to the whole country.

I wouldn't be surprised if a plethora of animal rights organizations, and others, are now against obama. I can see it coming:

PETA against obama
Humane Society against obama
New Leash On Life against obama
Pet Rescue Association of America against obama
Friends for Pets Foundation against obama
Pet Finders against obama
Korean Restaurant Association against obama
Dachshund Rescue of America against obama
Greater Atlanta German Shepherd Rescue League against obama...
You get the picture - DON'T EAT OUR PETS.

#politics

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1   marcus   2012 May 1, 2:10pm  

That Forward video is really getting to Abe.

2   Honest Abe   2012 May 1, 2:20pm  

Marcus, your favorite breed of dog was probably the kind of DOG HE ATE. How do you feel now, sucker.

3   marcus   2012 May 1, 2:26pm  

Forward

4   Honest Abe   2012 May 1, 2:39pm  

You think PETA means President Eating Tasty Animals. No it doesn't. He ate a DOG for god sakes.

Killing babies and eating dogs, no wonder I can't stand liberals.

5   marcus   2012 May 1, 2:43pm  

Are you drunk because of the "Forward" video ?

Calm down. THe RW propaganda machine will be giving you some talking points to respond to "Forward" with just as soon as they can.

Meanwhile, trust me, the dog thing isn't working.

6   Honest Abe   2012 May 2, 6:59am  

Eating dog is not normal in America. But then again liberals are not normal either, so you have no valid basis on which to make an informed decision.

8   Honest Abe   2012 May 3, 7:11am  

Eating dog is not normal in America, no matter what you say, or how you spin it, or how much you want to change the subject.

Shiatsu's against oBaMA.
Poodles against oBAmA
Dalmatian's against obAMa
Golden Retrievers against o BAMa

DOGS OF THE WORLD, UNITE !!

9   Tenpoundbass   2012 May 3, 9:10am  

Honest Abe says

A slow jammin' dog eatin' race baitin' freedom hatein' president is an embarassment to the whole country.

Well his wife will make sure he eats food purchased from Wholefoods if it means mandating everyone in a America does to.

10   Honest Abe   2012 May 4, 6:17am  

She, and all the good hearted liberals also want to control what McDonalds can serve, or what CAFE standards need to be, or how much electricity you can use, and how much energy you can consume, and how many carbon credits you get, or how large (or small) your car can be, or how much tax you pay on cigarettes and alcohol, and where you can smoke those cigarettes, and what type of light bulb you can buy, and how big of a magazine your rifle can have, or if you can have a rifle at all, or how many calories a burger can have, how many squares of toilet paper you get per flush, or which businesses get to remain open and which get shut down, or what an employer must pay an employee, and how long someones lunch break needs to be, and the minimum number of calories they must consume at lunch, and what time we must go to bed, and what the regulation uniform is we must wear every day...just to name a few.

No exaggeration. This morning on MAINSTREAM MEDIA radio, I heard that a new hand held telephone is so advanced it won't turn off if your eyes are still focused on the screen. Yep, in the next couple of years we'll all arrive at "1984". Heaven help us all.

Fight the machine.

11   Honest Abe   2012 May 4, 3:41pm  

Fight the machine and the liberals.

12   marcus   2012 May 4, 4:23pm  

Fight dishonesty, ignorance and hubris.

13   Honest Abe   2012 May 4, 11:56pm  

marcus, if we fought the entity with the greatest degree of dishonesty, ignorance and hubris we'd be fighting the government, and you know it.

Dishonesty - thats a given
Ignorance - most politicians have no idea, for example, what the benefit's of sound currency are (or the pretend not to know).
hubris- to the 10th power.

14   Honest Abe   2012 May 5, 12:03am  

http://www.idiotlaws.com/dumb_laws/california/

Hey marcus, you're in Kalifornia - check out this massive tsunami of ignorance.

15   marcus   2012 May 5, 12:31am  

We know politicians are sometimes pretty stupid. Apparently when you're talking about small time municipal laws, I think you're talking about a political body that's more small time than the school board or the PTA.

In 1897 there was an attempt to legislate an incorrect value for pi, in the Indiana House of reps.(this was a state government !) This is more along the kind of stupidity I often hear from you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

For example, in Abe's fantasy world raising taxes on income over 250K
by 4 or 5 percent (back to where they were in 1997 which about half of what rates were in 1960) is tantamount to forced equality.

I get it Abe. Your a libertarian. Or possibly a paid shill for the democrats, paid to make republicans look like imbeciles.

16   Honest Abe   2012 May 8, 7:10am  

Marcus, I always know I'm on target when you turn around and make disparaging remarks about me.

The tax burden allegedly being heaped on the backs of the "rich" are a diversion from the taxes that are being extracted from all classes of people on a daily basis. Taxes are going up for the middle and lower class due to:

Inflation
Cigarette tax
Liquor tax
License (fees) tax
and in a myriad of other ways such as passing along price increases to the end user, etc.

But go on back to watching TV, everythings OK.

17   Honest Abe   2012 May 10, 8:20am  

The Korean Restaurant Association Partners (KRAP) has issued a statement reversing its previous position, and now endorses Obama for president.

"Whats for dinner tonight"?

18   MisdemeanorRebel   2012 May 10, 8:59am  

I'm confused. Did Obama eat a dog?

At least he did something with it and not leave it on the roof of the car.

Clarke?!

19   leo707   2012 May 10, 9:03am  

Honest Abe says

Eating dog is not normal in America.

Remind me again where in America the dog was prepared and consumed?

21   Honest Abe   2012 May 29, 11:34pm  

Or Al Sharpton.

http://townhall.com/columnists/larryelder/2012/02/02/creators_oped/page/full/

"Democrats love taxes, they just don't like to pay them", haha.

22   Honest Abe   2012 May 29, 11:40pm  

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2838243/posts

Oh, and Charlie Rangle doesn't like to pay taxes either.

23   Honest Abe   2012 May 29, 11:42pm  

Neither does stick figure John Kerry.

Whats up with the double standard for libs? Is it the outer manifistation of brain damage, or what?

24   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2012 May 30, 12:15am  

Obama ate dog in another country when he was a kid. If he didn't eat it, the right wingnuts would be calling for some biblical punishment for disobeying his father.

Eating dog will be normal in America if Romney gets his way. That's all the bottom 50% will be able to afford in 2025. It's a slippery red-slime and denial covered slope. Only when those lazy bottom50 asshats taste dog will they get the motivation to earn an honest Abe living.

Meanwhile, Romney can use the bottom50's social security taxes to fund wars that will build up the cash reserves of private defense companies. Bain will later do a leveraged buyout, steal their cash, take out some loans, and let them go bankrupt. Romney will get the spoils at the new 5% capital gains rate. It's a win/win/win situation - Romney wins going forward, backward, and sideways.

Let them eat cake will be replaced with - be grateful for your dog meat and stop your class warfare.

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