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Free Patrick.net Bumper Stickers


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2011 Dec 30, 3:07am   387,549 views  78 comments

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They are 3" x 10". Even though they have a peel-off sticky back, you should still get them wet before applying so that you can slide them around a bit and get any bubbles out.

Free shipping too. If you want one, just tell p@patrick.net where to mail it.

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20   taxee   2013 Apr 1, 11:04pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

Take a Bite Out of Crime:

EAT A REALTOR!

A buyer strike causes them to cannibalize. It's a beautiful thing.

21   bg   2013 Apr 12, 9:57pm  

elliemae says

don't do bumper stickers - so I downloaded it onto a magnetic sheet and printed it. Shall send a photo of proof when I place it on my car.

That is what I want! Make two and I will send you a check if you are willing :-)

22   bg   2013 Apr 12, 10:00pm  

Biff Baxter says

1550 El Camino Real

Menlo Park, CA 94025

That is a business complex of some kind. Looks like possibly a realtor's office. That would make me laugh.

23   Y   2013 Apr 14, 12:00am  

are you being held hostage??


Free Patrick.net Bumper Stickers

24   bg   2013 Apr 14, 11:13pm  

@patrick weird robot post this morning

25   Patrick   2013 Apr 14, 11:36pm  

Thanks! Deleted.

26   bg   2013 Apr 17, 10:43pm  

@patrick more robots

27   Patrick   2013 Apr 18, 11:51pm  

Determined little buggers.

Eradicated again.

28   MAGA   2013 May 13, 10:49am  

Next time I'm downtown (yes, the Alamo is in the heart of downtown San Antonio), I'm going to take a photo of the famous Patrick.net bumper sticker while standing in front of the Alamo. The defenders of the Alamo would agree. Debt is bad.

And for those of you who visit our fair city, there is no basement at the Alamo. Just saying this so our liberals don't get confused. ;-/

http://www.youtube.com/embed/z_bjKHvSNpA

29   curious2   2013 May 17, 12:00pm  


Eradicated again.

They're ba-ack...

30   bg   2013 May 17, 4:19pm  

@patrick - spammy robots

31   Patrick   2013 May 17, 11:55pm  

Thanks. Nuked them again, but they keep coming back with new IP addresses and names. Like cockroaches.

32   lostand confused   2013 May 19, 4:59am  

appespome says

Hello everyone! Today to discuss the Global Forum for high-quality shoes.

You have a forum for high quality shoes???

33   bg   2013 May 20, 11:32pm  

@Patrick

roaches in the night.

It seems like this thread gets more spam attacks than others. Could it be the word free in the title?

34   Patrick   2013 May 21, 2:05am  

Could be. But they also pick on some other seemingly random threads.

35   FortWayne   2013 May 28, 2:55am  

Hi Patrick, I actually need another bumper sticker please.

I'll send you an email, I'll trade you a $5 bill for one if you don't mind.

36   JodyChunder   2013 May 30, 3:43pm  

jvolstad says

The defenders of the Alamo would agree.

And I bet they'd also be pretty pissed to see the state the Alamo is in these days...

37   anabolics   2013 Jun 12, 1:57am  

We don't feed cows hormones. It's an injection. Plus the hormone that is sometimes given is a protein hormone, not a steroid. This doesn't increase any level of anything in the milk. Otherwise we would be able to test for it, which we can't. And all those milks labeled hormone free are completely by the honor system. There is no test. So yeah, milk is milk.

38   bg   2013 Jun 12, 9:31pm  

Pessfleeply says

Silence has come :)

@patrick - so they promise :-)

39   bg   2013 Jun 14, 5:35pm  

@patrick

gobeldyguck

40   Patrick   2013 Jun 15, 6:05am  

Thanks for telling me about the spammers!

Deleted.

41   curious2   2013 Jun 17, 8:15pm  

Pessfleeply says

I will return....

That much seems certain.

@patrick - a spam link for comments might get rid of these faster, but meanwhile, by hitting this thread, they do return it to the top of the home page.

42   Patrick   2013 Jun 19, 11:50am  

If a few different users dislike the comment, it will go into moderation where I'll see it for sure. So that's one way to deal with them.

But yes, I had not really considered that the spammers kind of do me a favor in advertising the bumper stickers accidentally.

43   New Renter   2013 Jun 24, 8:58am  

How about for the next batch the slogan be changed from:

Debt is Slavery

To

It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America

(I think AFs line is catchier)

44   Patrick   2013 Jun 24, 1:53pm  

Yes, it is catcher, but who would put it on their car? (Aside from AF)

45   New Renter   2013 Jun 24, 3:38pm  


Yes, it is catcher, but who would put it on their car? (Aside from AF)

I want one for my hardside suitcase. No problem picking THAT one out on the carousel.

46   New Renter   2013 Jun 25, 1:39am  

@Patrick

Time for another strike!

47   FortWayne   2013 Jun 26, 2:26am  

New Renter says

How about for the next batch the slogan be changed from:

Debt is Slavery

To

It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America

(I think AFs line is catchier)

Debt is slavery is a very honest and very powerful slogan. You'd be surprised how many folks have made very positive comments to me about it.

And I too, feel that "debt is slavery", because it is.

48   New Renter   2013 Jun 26, 6:10am  

FortWayne says

New Renter says

How about for the next batch the slogan be changed from:

Debt is Slavery

To

It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America

(I think AFs line is catchier)

Debt is slavery is a very honest and very powerful slogan. You'd be surprised how many folks have made very positive comments to me about it.

And I too, feel that "debt is slavery", because it is.

No argument there but I'm pretty sure you'll get even more comments on It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America.

@ Patrick - time for another nuke!

49   New Renter   2013 Jun 26, 10:33pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

How about this bumper sticker:

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

Sounds too much like a pick up line.

50   New Renter   2013 Jun 27, 2:02am  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

New Renter says

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

How about this bumper sticker:

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

Sounds too much like a pick up line.

Didn't think of that - but now that I think of it, you could sell these as Forehead Stickers for really really inept pick-up artists.

Kind of a nitch market but might be popular here in the SFBA among the STEM crowd.

How about CANNIBUS ANARCHY!

51   New Renter   2013 Jun 27, 9:17am  

Nuclear strike in 3..2..1..

52   New Renter   2013 Jun 27, 9:17am  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

New Renter says

How about CANNIBUS ANARCHY!

YES! Poobah Pat must add this to his official Patabilia, possibly with a provocative graphic. Ideas?

53   Patrick   2013 Jun 27, 11:22am  

Anyone want to handle graphics, suppliers, and shipping for 50% of profits?

54   CMY   2013 Jun 27, 1:42pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

How about this bumper sticker:

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

Much prefer "PUNCH 'EM IN THE BABYMAKER!" (but maybe that's just me)

55   New Renter   2013 Jun 28, 12:59am  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

CANNIBUS ANARCHY

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

Now THAT's a recipie for an AWESOME weekend!

57   Rew   2013 Jul 13, 3:31pm  

Is "debt is a means to acquire goods now that you do not currently have the money for" too long?

58   curious2   2013 Aug 8, 6:59am  

Voyancedic says

Pour mieux comprendre le destin, depuis de nombreuses décennies, les peuples pratiquent la voyance, alors pourquoi pas vous.

Parce que, je ne suis pas un tel idiot.

I wonder why psychics would spam in French on an American website. Can't the stars tell them where to find customers?

59   curious2   2013 Aug 18, 4:59am  

Wow - spam in Japanese - it looks like Patrick made friends on his trip, and now they want to sell him sunglasses.

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