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Free Patrick.net Bumper Stickers


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2011 Dec 30, 3:07am   387,592 views  78 comments

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They are 3" x 10". Even though they have a peel-off sticky back, you should still get them wet before applying so that you can slide them around a bit and get any bubbles out.

Free shipping too. If you want one, just tell p@patrick.net where to mail it.

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34   Patrick   2013 May 21, 2:05am  

Could be. But they also pick on some other seemingly random threads.

35   FortWayne   2013 May 28, 2:55am  

Hi Patrick, I actually need another bumper sticker please.

I'll send you an email, I'll trade you a $5 bill for one if you don't mind.

36   JodyChunder   2013 May 30, 3:43pm  

jvolstad says

The defenders of the Alamo would agree.

And I bet they'd also be pretty pissed to see the state the Alamo is in these days...

37   anabolics   2013 Jun 12, 1:57am  

We don't feed cows hormones. It's an injection. Plus the hormone that is sometimes given is a protein hormone, not a steroid. This doesn't increase any level of anything in the milk. Otherwise we would be able to test for it, which we can't. And all those milks labeled hormone free are completely by the honor system. There is no test. So yeah, milk is milk.

38   bg   2013 Jun 12, 9:31pm  

Pessfleeply says

Silence has come :)

@patrick - so they promise :-)

39   bg   2013 Jun 14, 5:35pm  

@patrick

gobeldyguck

40   Patrick   2013 Jun 15, 6:05am  

Thanks for telling me about the spammers!

Deleted.

41   curious2   2013 Jun 17, 8:15pm  

Pessfleeply says

I will return....

That much seems certain.

@patrick - a spam link for comments might get rid of these faster, but meanwhile, by hitting this thread, they do return it to the top of the home page.

42   Patrick   2013 Jun 19, 11:50am  

If a few different users dislike the comment, it will go into moderation where I'll see it for sure. So that's one way to deal with them.

But yes, I had not really considered that the spammers kind of do me a favor in advertising the bumper stickers accidentally.

43   New Renter   2013 Jun 24, 8:58am  

How about for the next batch the slogan be changed from:

Debt is Slavery

To

It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America

(I think AFs line is catchier)

44   Patrick   2013 Jun 24, 1:53pm  

Yes, it is catcher, but who would put it on their car? (Aside from AF)

45   New Renter   2013 Jun 24, 3:38pm  


Yes, it is catcher, but who would put it on their car? (Aside from AF)

I want one for my hardside suitcase. No problem picking THAT one out on the carousel.

46   New Renter   2013 Jun 25, 1:39am  

@Patrick

Time for another strike!

47   FortWayne   2013 Jun 26, 2:26am  

New Renter says

How about for the next batch the slogan be changed from:

Debt is Slavery

To

It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America

(I think AFs line is catchier)

Debt is slavery is a very honest and very powerful slogan. You'd be surprised how many folks have made very positive comments to me about it.

And I too, feel that "debt is slavery", because it is.

48   New Renter   2013 Jun 26, 6:10am  

FortWayne says

New Renter says

How about for the next batch the slogan be changed from:

Debt is Slavery

To

It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America

(I think AFs line is catchier)

Debt is slavery is a very honest and very powerful slogan. You'd be surprised how many folks have made very positive comments to me about it.

And I too, feel that "debt is slavery", because it is.

No argument there but I'm pretty sure you'll get even more comments on It's CASH or FUCK YOU! America.

@ Patrick - time for another nuke!

49   New Renter   2013 Jun 26, 10:33pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

How about this bumper sticker:

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

Sounds too much like a pick up line.

50   New Renter   2013 Jun 27, 2:02am  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

New Renter says

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

How about this bumper sticker:

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

Sounds too much like a pick up line.

Didn't think of that - but now that I think of it, you could sell these as Forehead Stickers for really really inept pick-up artists.

Kind of a nitch market but might be popular here in the SFBA among the STEM crowd.

How about CANNIBUS ANARCHY!

51   New Renter   2013 Jun 27, 9:17am  

Nuclear strike in 3..2..1..

52   New Renter   2013 Jun 27, 9:17am  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

New Renter says

How about CANNIBUS ANARCHY!

YES! Poobah Pat must add this to his official Patabilia, possibly with a provocative graphic. Ideas?

53   Patrick   2013 Jun 27, 11:22am  

Anyone want to handle graphics, suppliers, and shipping for 50% of profits?

54   CMY   2013 Jun 27, 1:42pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

How about this bumper sticker:

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

Much prefer "PUNCH 'EM IN THE BABYMAKER!" (but maybe that's just me)

55   New Renter   2013 Jun 28, 12:59am  

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

CANNIBUS ANARCHY

RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!

Now THAT's a recipie for an AWESOME weekend!

57   Rew   2013 Jul 13, 3:31pm  

Is "debt is a means to acquire goods now that you do not currently have the money for" too long?

58   curious2   2013 Aug 8, 6:59am  

Voyancedic says

Pour mieux comprendre le destin, depuis de nombreuses décennies, les peuples pratiquent la voyance, alors pourquoi pas vous.

Parce que, je ne suis pas un tel idiot.

I wonder why psychics would spam in French on an American website. Can't the stars tell them where to find customers?

59   curious2   2013 Aug 18, 4:59am  

Wow - spam in Japanese - it looks like Patrick made friends on his trip, and now they want to sell him sunglasses.

60   Patrick   2013 Aug 18, 6:36am  

Unfortunately, I had to nuke my new friend.

61   curious2   2013 Aug 18, 6:52am  


Unfortunately, I had to nuke my new friend.

I imagine AF faces the same situation frequently, and then eats their faces.

62   anonymous   2013 Aug 27, 11:48am  

bolned says

test

Do not be afraid, friend

I anxiously await your post written in hierogliphics, and your subsequent banishment to the bog of eternal stench

There's just something about free bumber stickers that really draws out the crazies

63   anonymous   2013 Aug 29, 10:35pm  

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Yes!

Aliens!

64   Patrick   2013 Aug 30, 11:14am  

Hmmm, I need a filter that just does not allow Japanese.

65   curious2   2013 Aug 30, 11:22am  


I need a filter that just does not allow Japanese.

Perhaps, but if they weren't so determined to spam your site they might have told us much about housing bubbles and propping up zombie banks:

66   curious2   2013 Sep 5, 8:06am  

Call it Crazy says

What about this???

chazzpr says

Sono pronto ad aiutarvi, porre domande. Insieme possiamo arrivare a una risposta corretta.

67   anonymous   2013 Sep 18, 10:10pm  

livingston98 says

Why is it that call-girl and prostitute tend to be way better than regular women in the bedroom?

You're obviously not doing something right. Stop trying to blame others, for your shortcomings.

Here, have a patrick.net bumber sticker! And don't let the door hit you on your ass on the way out

68   freak80   2013 Sep 26, 12:22am  

I am from Nigeria and I have $500 million to give you. All I need is your bank account number.

69   CL   2013 Sep 27, 11:44pm  

You need a filter for English!!

70   PockyClipsNow   2013 Sep 29, 1:11pm  

Susan didn't research it. ha.

71   Patrick   2015 Sep 6, 3:16pm  

I bought 100 more of these bumper stickers since there still seems to be demand for them. Cost me $90 at https://www.buildasign.com/ Could I have gotten a better deal elsewhere?

Anyway, send me the address to mail it to and I will send you one.

One per customer please.

72   Patrick   2017 Feb 26, 5:33pm  

BTW, I still have quite a few of these and will mail them to anyone for free.

If you want one, write p@patrick.net and tell me where to mail it to.

73   Booger   2017 Jun 2, 4:58pm  

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