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I think he got tired of paying his rent. Mind you, his rent consisted of the following, daily, 1) 5 minutes of unlimited petting, and 2) a bit of ear nibbling.

Can I come live with you?

"1) 5 minutes of unlimited petting, and 2) a bit of ear nibbling."

He pets you and chews on your ear? You've got that cat trained.

"Any good resources would be much appreciated."

Okay, I'll write some stuff down and send it to you later today!

Okay, I’ll write some stuff down and send it to you later today!

Coooooool.

He pets you and chews on your ear? You’ve got that cat trained.

Nope, Fuchie is a bit of a biter, after your 5 minutes is up, he nibbles you. So during my 5 minute daily rent payment, I nibble his ears.

Note: cat ear nibbling (CEN) is "NOT" investment advice.

So during my 5 minute daily rent payment, I nibble his ears.

I knew that notched ear didn't come from a cat fight.

SactoQT, I can confirm the ear notching came from a cat fight. Took him in to UC Davis vet med clinic and evidently they are very experience with the brawling toms. The doctor said, "he'll have a big cut on his chest where he got bunny kicked". Sure enough, big cut on the chest. Seems cat fighting involves pining your opponent, biting the ear, bunny kicking the chest with the back paws and pulling your teeth through the ear. Fuchie is a large large cat, he is usually 18lbs and is not fat at all, has 8 claws on each front hand, and is very very fast/strong. So I sudder to think what damage he did on his opponent. First rule of Cat Fight Club is there is no Cat Fight Club, second rule of Cat Fight Club is there is not Cat Fight Club, third rule of Cat Fight Club is if this is your first night, you must fight.

First rule of Cat Fight Club is there is no Cat Fight Club, second rule of Cat Fight Club is there is not Cat Fight Club, third rule of Cat Fight Club is if this is your first night, you must fight.

I must pass this on to my cat. Did I tell you my cat is a virtual twin to Fuchie? My husband would gladly give him to you, but then I'd have to kill him. (my husband that is)

SactoQT, you have a large orange cat? Did you know that they are 99% male? Is your cat a 8-toed mutant like mine also? Mr. Fuchs is amazing, so lazy, so beautiful, so jerky, ahhhh to be a beautiful talented athlete that is dummer than a bag of hammers.

I have to count my cats toes. Actually, I think he has the normal number, but he really looks just like Fuch's. He's a complete asshole too. Another funny trait my cat has is that he totally prefers men to women. I stayed with my parents while I was planning my wedding, and my cat completely ignored me in favor of my dad. To this day 7 years later, when my dad comes over the cat comes running as if to say "you're here you're here!" Dumb jerk would leave me in an instant if my dad asked.

But he's good with my kids so he gets to stay. I thought he'd be complete hell with the kids. But he's so damn ornery he refuses to let the kids chase him out of a room. He just lays there and takes their abuse out of sheer perversity.

"Fuchie is a bit of a biter"

All the good men are. ...Oops, sorry, I'll shut up now.

Fuchie is a eunuch. I can attest to his Aria abilities.

"ahhhh to be a beautiful talented athlete that is dummer than a bag of hammers."

It's the American dream.

The Dude's not greedy, he just wanted his rug back, really tied the room together.

Dude!

Dude.

Nice marmot.

Nothings fucked here

Nothings fucked here? The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain.

And of course, careful man there's a beverage here.

"Nothings fucked here

Nothings fucked here? The god damn plane has crashed into the mountain.

And of course, careful man there’s a beverage here. "

Okay, it's been too long, I don't remember this part of the movie. Or have we moved on to other obscure references now? Refresh my memory, dude.

"WHEW! I made it back before “Huh?-1000″ was achieved…."

Jack's back. Only seconds until we acheive Huh 1000 now.

dude gets pushed into Lebowski's limo, spills drink, and utters, "careful man there's a beverage here"

Then trys to explain to lebowski that "new shit has recently came to light, theres a lot of in and outs". and that "nothings fucked here"

"dude gets pushed into Lebowski’s limo, spills drink, and utters, “careful man there’s a beverage here”"

Dude. I need to watch the movie again.

jamie, absolutely! Coen bros rule.

I thought O Brother, Where Art Thou? was pretty brilliant too.

Dude

But there's nothing like cured ham.

Jamie, you mean the odyssey?

I thought O Brother, Where Art Thou? was pretty brilliant too.

It's a "bonafide" brilliant movie. One of my favorites.

Jack, I believe you have to register first. Man, I miss the Fuchs.

Shit! Surfer-X got to be 1000.

Oh man, the fuchs is so coming home, the last post was 1000.

There is no thread bubble.

(not investment advice)

Oh BTW, in the second fuchs picture, that isn't glare off his eyes, it's the back of his head, from the inside. Nothing there. Empty.

really

Oh well, there is always 2000th post (this sunday) SQT.

Oh you are ambitious.

_Sigh_

Can't stay too long. I have to go and be all mom like and make dinner. No fun. I'd rather talk about movies and Fuch's. Oh well.

Give em pop tarts SQT. Stay!

Now that's funny, don't think it's going to happen though.

I do the cooking because my wife is like my cat, very pretty and very lazy. I kid I kid. :) but I do cook better than her, so I get that task.

or should I say fishdicks

Wow, no subtlety at all! Or am I missing something? Afraid the pop tarts aren't going to happen. My kids would love it though.

jack, it's 4:20 dude! Man, I crack myself up. :) :) :)

Well Surfer-X, at least she's pretty. Dare I say I'm both pretty and not lazy...._brings pinky up to lip a la' Dr. Evil_

For all you know I could be. ;)

I really should go before I say anything more ridiculous than my last post. Catch you all later. On to 2000!